Omegle fun. :)

[frek]

Got the urge to Omegle for the first time since my Inception days.

There are a ton of Supernatural fans on there and I found a few Sherlock fans as well. :)

Omegle does this thing now where one person poses a question and two other people get to talk based on that. We got a Supernatural opener, but made it Sherlock anyway. It made me lol.

I'm not dead, let's have some pie~ Cas

Stranger: Castiel, why are you impersonating The Woman? - SH

You: Who is this Castiel? - JW

Stranger: Oh, an old acquaintance who was very much on the side of the Angels. - SH

You: Thank god, I thought you were working on another case. - JW

Stranger: Would it be a problem if I was? - SH

You: Not precisely. But you had promised to take a break until the press died down. - JW

Stranger: Ah, yes, promises are funny things. However, I can safely say that I have not taken a case. Which is, incidentally, why your bathrobe is on fire. - SH

You: Oh! Blast! This was my favorite robe. - JW

Stranger: Be thankfully that I wasn't experimenting on one of your awful jumpers. - SH

You: My jumpers are not awful. At least I have the decency to wear clothing when I'm leaving our flat. - JW

Stranger: Clothing is boring. Especially jumpers. - SH

You: Hmph. So I'm boring now? - JW

Stranger: Not you, just your clothes. I never said anything about you. - SH

You: What would you prefer I wear, then? - JW

Stranger: It doesn't matter what I prefer - I know you're going to continue wearing clothes regardless of what I say. - SH

You: And I know you're going to continue wearing bedsheets regardless of what I say. It appears we're at an impasse. - JW

Stranger: Oh, could you grab some water? The fire's spreading. - SH

You: I swear, I put that out! Here, help me. - JW

Stranger: Yes, it does tend to reignite itself. It's quite the success, wouldn't you agree? - SH

You: If by success you mean, capable of nearly killing your flatmate. Then, yes it is. - JW

Stranger: No, you see, I was attempting to make a liquid that reacted specifically to certain fabrics.

Stranger: It seems to also react to our rug. - SH

Stranger: Interesting. - SH

You: Oh my god, Sherlock, put it out! Mrs. Hudson is going to be furious. - JW

Stranger: Oh, calm down. I'm certain I've got something to - ah, milk! That should do it. Lactose will, in theory, counteract the chemical. - SH

You: You do plan on cleaning the milk out of the carpet once this is done... Right? - JW

Stranger: Of course, of course. - SH

You: By of course, you mean I'll be doing it. - JW

Stranger: Exactly. Good deduction. - SH

You: Sigh. I don't remember signing up for this when I agreed to live here. - JW

Stranger: And I don't remember signing up for your terrible jumpers. - SH

You: It's not like I'm forcing you to wear them. - JW

Stranger: No, but seeing them on you is bad enough. - SH

You: Then burn them, why don't you? And I'll just spend my time in my bed sheet. - JW

Stranger: Yes, that sounds like a brilliant idea. Although, we are regrettably out of milk - I believe the entire flat would burn with them, and as entertaining as that would be, Ms Hudson would not appreciate it. - SH

You: Nor I. - JW

You: You'll just have to suffer through my jumpers then. - JW

Stranger: I suppose I will...unless I hide them somewhere. Yes, I like the sound of that. - SH

You: Of course you do. Anything to cause me misery. - JW

Stranger: Oh, come on. I don't ALWAYS cause you misery. ...Do I? - SH

You: Not always. But you are exasperating. - JW

Stranger: I suppose I am. But I'm BORED, John, and it's too much effort to not be exasperating when I'm bored. - SH

You: What would you propose to cure your boredom, then? - JW

Stranger: A nice murder, or a kidnapping, or a suicide... - SH

Stranger: A CASE, John, I need a CASE! But, no, the damn media won't give me an instant of peace to solve one. - SH

You: Of course they won't, you're their current obsession. And rightly so. - JW

You: Listen. If there's a case you had in mind... Maybe I wouldn't object to you taking a look at it. - JW

Stranger: That's the problem! My clients are scared off by the journalists snooping about. - SH

Stranger: And what do mean "rightly so"? They have no right to be so obsessed! - SH

You: And you're such a stranger to obsessive behavior? - JW

Stranger: ...Quiet, John. It's not the same. - SH

You: Of course not. Because you could be nothing like the common man. You must be something more. Something greater. How could I deign to put you in the same category? - JW

Stranger: Your sarcasm gets tiring after a while, you know. - SH

You: As does your obsessive behaviors. But we're still here despite all. - JW

Stranger: Indeed we are. - SH

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