He's Linda Fiorentino's biggest fan
Recently...
Missy: Uh, what about that chick from Dogma? Linda whatever? The one who made a ton of softcore porn for the movie channels. Don't ask me how I know that.
The Fiancé: She didn't make a ton!
Missy: What?! Yes she did!
The Fiancé: No she didn't, she only made two of them!
Missy: AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
And yesterday at a work function, I was standing around, holding a plastic cup of iced tea in one hand and a plastic cup of trail mix in the other.
R: So did you bid on any of the silent auction items?
Missy: No, I didn't have time, and besides, I did it last year.
R: Well, if you want to go do it now, I'll hold your nuts for you.
Yeah, I held it together for about as long as it took him to realize what he'd said.
Missy: Uh, what about that chick from Dogma? Linda whatever? The one who made a ton of softcore porn for the movie channels. Don't ask me how I know that.
The Fiancé: She didn't make a ton!
Missy: What?! Yes she did!
The Fiancé: No she didn't, she only made two of them!
Missy: AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
And yesterday at a work function, I was standing around, holding a plastic cup of iced tea in one hand and a plastic cup of trail mix in the other.
R: So did you bid on any of the silent auction items?
Missy: No, I didn't have time, and besides, I did it last year.
R: Well, if you want to go do it now, I'll hold your nuts for you.
Yeah, I held it together for about as long as it took him to realize what he'd said.