Maybe I protested too much

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Missy: I think it's more a case of being a whore.
Mom: Huh?
Missy: That woman on TV just said she had 14 kids because she was an only child. And I said, "I think it's more a case of being a whore".
Mom: Uh oh. I hope you don't have 14 kids.
Missy: Mom, WHAT?!?! OH MY GOD, WHAT?!?!??!
Mom: What?
Missy: I'm not a whore!!!! ... Oh, you meant because I'm an only child! HAHAHAHAAAAA!
Mom: Good grief.