Why We're All Going to Hell Around Here
Mom: What's the name of that song?
Missy: Mmm. Something by Queen. Geez, she's no Freddie Mercury.
Mom: She comes pretty close. I mean, she likes guys.
Missy: Yeah, but she'll never quite get there. She doesn't have a mustache or AIDS.
Mom: What?!
Missy: I know, it was a horrible th--
Mom: Freddie Mercury had a mustache?! WHEN?!?
I voted for Brooke White 25 times.
Missy: Mmm. Something by Queen. Geez, she's no Freddie Mercury.
Mom: She comes pretty close. I mean, she likes guys.
Missy: Yeah, but she'll never quite get there. She doesn't have a mustache or AIDS.
Mom: What?!
Missy: I know, it was a horrible th--
Mom: Freddie Mercury had a mustache?! WHEN?!?
I voted for Brooke White 25 times.