fucking lawn

Sep 18, 2004 19:38

i just fucking cut the lawn in the dark. my stuborn mother forced me out of my nap to ut the yard so i took it maliciously, i thought fine, if shes going to make me fucking get up when i'm tired as hell to do this shit, i'm going to do the shitiest job i can. so before you know it it got pitch dark, and i couldnt see anything. so we might as well have got the blind guy across the street to do it. its almost 9pm- 8:40. This computer is in pensacola time. well so yeah i was pushing the lawn mower as lethargically as possible. people were drivng by. they must have thought me mad. hahaha. i would think to myself, hey natalia what are you doing? ahhh nothing, just mowing my lawn. its PITCH BLACK LMAO. i just cant wait to see what it looks like in the morning.. my moms going to be pissed. It'll be fucking hillarious. if anyone needs help to figure out what they want to be for my halloween party, i'll be happy to help. i'm getting kinda good at it. ok, i'm out like white jeans, PEACE.

"hey napolean, what are you gonna do today?"
"what ever i feel like doing, GOSHHH!!!!"
HAHAHAHAH FUCKING THE BEST.
p.s. i saw my fucking senior pictuers today, horrible. i wanted fucking retakes but today was the deadline. i looked fucking ridiculous. so when you guys get my pictures, just forget about the way i look, and know i had better days than that. let it be a kind of relic of me, rather than something that is supposed to be me verbaitum -it's hideous.
-x
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