ummm yeah finals actually suck
Spring weekend countdown...2 days....ecccchhhh...and now, back to my affair with the laptop...we are going to cuddle in bed together all night! but first, for my own enjoyment I was reading my quote book today and wanted to add a few here, which no one but me will really enjoy so you dont have to feel obligated to keep reading:
Me: Mom, whats 151 proof?
Dan: I just had the snood equlivant of an orgasim.
Me: There is a girl on my team who is majoring in philosophy...actually, so is her boyfriend. Kathryn: Wow, they must have the most intersting conversations after sex...do orgasims exist outside of our minds?
Kathryn: Its been a year and a half! I'm revirginized! I'm sealed over!
Me (joking): I always wanted to be a WWF wrestling bitch. Kathryn (entering conversation very seriously): I can see you doing that.
Kathryn: I want to makeout. Me: Only if you finish your paper. Kathryn: It's like waiting for dessert.
I sit down with a wl of strawberry ice cream and start mixing oreo chunks into it. Kathryn: What do you think about strawberry oreos? Me: ewww, thats gross.
Kathryn: If I got into a bar fight I would draft Kristin as my partner.
Me: Oh, I'll grrr at you whenever I want. Kathryn: and I'll love it...but sometimes I'll act like I dont and at those times you have to remember that I always love it.
Bridget: Meredith and Stephan need to get married. And ahve children. And sell them. ..... what? I would buy one.
ecch hehehe i'm so happy right now