so like once every ten years you have a bad 2 weeks

Apr 09, 2003 23:39

Life is going really good sometimes and then while your coasting a long in the 1992 Buick Regal of good days you slam into that brick wall that makes you mad. I have a cold to start. I have a hatred toward the cold weather that roots back to probably another life when i was a dinosaur and i was in a fight with another dinosaur over the decaying carcass of a herbivore. And that dinosaur swung his tail back and wallopped me hard in the dino ribs and knocked the wind out of me and i fell off the cliff into the icy ocean. So when it turns april and you have an icestorm that was worse than anything you have ever seen in any winter month you can think of, you sort of want to just stop going to school again and try to stay on top of things. So I get into my car today, and turn it on, and watch my gas gauge just linger up to above the red area just below the big "E". I predicted this, I knew I didnt have gas, Im not complaining Im just telling you what i have to look forward to in the morning. Okay, so I get out on the road in my car that the winter had beaten the shit out of. The crazy grinding noise i hear? Oh thats just the new brakes I got put on about 12 1/2 months ago going bad. Now everytime i apply the brakes I add another $50 of repairs that im gonna have to get. So the car things awesome. It's no suprise to me that theres something wrong with it. To the worst of it all, my nuts have been hurting. Well not really mu nuts but more or less the tubes to my groin. They've been pretty noticeable for a couple weeks. So now Im going to the doctor tommorow to see what the damage is. testicular cancer wouldnt be my most favorite thing to deal with. Thankfully I looked ahead and braced myself for what i might hear. It could be a variety of things, whereas of all possibilities only 60% require actual surgery. In the words of Chris Pontius: "I don't have any last words, its just if i lose my dick im gonna kill myself." So I'll keep everyone updated on here about the Balls! I think every one has these stupid cycles of bad times, so dont get me wrong, im not saying im mutually exclusive to having bad things happen. I just wanted to write about it. assholes.
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