Goddamn okcupid
I really pisses me the fuck off when I'm looking around for new people to meet on Okcupid and I come across a profile of someone who looks interesting... (hot) then I read her info and she says shit like "Chances are if you say hello to me I'm going to fucking hate you because I'm antisocial."
Why the fuck do you put up a public profile on a site like that which is DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE TO MEET OTHER PEOPLE, if you don't want anyone to talk to you? I mean, I hate 99% of the population of earth. Probably more. However, I don't tell people not to fucking message me. There may be a slight chance of me getting along with someone new. I like it when people randomly message me. It pisses me the fuck off when I respond to them and they don't write me back. Anyway, fucking stupid.
Also, I hate it when people fill in the "DESCRIBE YOURSELF" field with shit like "I'm a veiled enigma of emotions... decisions... encompassed in an obligatory, yet conversely establishmentarian paradigm." THAT DOESN'T TELL ME SHIT ABOUT YOU. What the fuck ever happened to "I'm Chris, I'm 20 years old, I like rock music and chicks". That does NOT make me want to message people. Well, I guess it doesn't matter cause these stupid fucks don't want anyone to message them anyway.
Several people at work asked me what I'm doing for the Super Bowl. I didn't even know it was tomorrow. I guess I'm not a real man cause I don't like football. I'm also a fucking asshole because I like the Yankees.
Speaking of dumbfucks at work, it pisses me off when someone I'm friends with walks all the way over from their department NOT to say hello to ME, but to someone else in my department. Even if they don't completely ignore me, they either just say "hi" and walk off or tell some joke about how I look like Jesus. In fact, several people made a joke that I must have been in a bad mood yesterday because it rained a lot. That doesn't even make fucking goddamn sense. Why do I have to work with a bunch of stupid fucks and whores? I need to quit my job.
Why the fuck do you put up a public profile on a site like that which is DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE TO MEET OTHER PEOPLE, if you don't want anyone to talk to you? I mean, I hate 99% of the population of earth. Probably more. However, I don't tell people not to fucking message me. There may be a slight chance of me getting along with someone new. I like it when people randomly message me. It pisses me the fuck off when I respond to them and they don't write me back. Anyway, fucking stupid.
Also, I hate it when people fill in the "DESCRIBE YOURSELF" field with shit like "I'm a veiled enigma of emotions... decisions... encompassed in an obligatory, yet conversely establishmentarian paradigm." THAT DOESN'T TELL ME SHIT ABOUT YOU. What the fuck ever happened to "I'm Chris, I'm 20 years old, I like rock music and chicks". That does NOT make me want to message people. Well, I guess it doesn't matter cause these stupid fucks don't want anyone to message them anyway.
Several people at work asked me what I'm doing for the Super Bowl. I didn't even know it was tomorrow. I guess I'm not a real man cause I don't like football. I'm also a fucking asshole because I like the Yankees.
Speaking of dumbfucks at work, it pisses me off when someone I'm friends with walks all the way over from their department NOT to say hello to ME, but to someone else in my department. Even if they don't completely ignore me, they either just say "hi" and walk off or tell some joke about how I look like Jesus. In fact, several people made a joke that I must have been in a bad mood yesterday because it rained a lot. That doesn't even make fucking goddamn sense. Why do I have to work with a bunch of stupid fucks and whores? I need to quit my job.