Call me any time.
Dear Person who rang me at 11:30 last night,
I don't mind being woken up by the phone late at night, I really don't. What does annoy me a bit is when you hang up just as I'm answering the phone on the 3rd ring (see, even though the phone is by the bed, I was asleep and am also not moving as quickly as usual at the moment.) I'd like to know who you were and why you were calling, even if you were just a telemarketer or wrong number. If you weren't you should have hung on as there was obviously something you wanted me to help you with. Please wait 'til I answer next time.
Love,
Me.
I don't mind being woken up by the phone late at night, I really don't. What does annoy me a bit is when you hang up just as I'm answering the phone on the 3rd ring (see, even though the phone is by the bed, I was asleep and am also not moving as quickly as usual at the moment.) I'd like to know who you were and why you were calling, even if you were just a telemarketer or wrong number. If you weren't you should have hung on as there was obviously something you wanted me to help you with. Please wait 'til I answer next time.
Love,
Me.