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I had a hallucination/nightmare once, okay. I spent an entire night watching the Easter Bunny peek at me from the window, the hallway, and the bathroom. It was fucking scary. I WAS LIKE TEN.
This deeply held discomfort was not helped yesterday when I drove past an elementary school and the crossing guard had on a full Easter Bunny fur suit. I wanted to hit him.
DIE IN A FIRE, EASTER BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!