1. Have you spotted any UFO's lately? Actually I did a few nights ago. I was driving home from Hammond and a saw a green light streak across the sky. It was an identified flying/falling object.
2. Would you eat Taco Bell with me? I would rub the beef and potato burrito in your hair and pour the Mountain Dew in your lap. I'm just kidding. I wouldn't go to Taco Bell with you.
3. What do you think of The Rabbits? Watership Down?
4. Have you ever consorted with a Communist duck? If he was, he didn't tell me.
5. Did you see the way the orange slayed the rake? I wish you wouldn't ask me this.
6. How many teeth do you have? Real ones or altogether?
7. Would you recognize my fingerprints if you saw them? How do you think I'm able to use them to get into top secret government facilities? Wait.. no, I wouldn't recognize them.
8. Are you *SURE* you know what "fuschia" looks like? To me, it looks like anger.
9. Do you know what "pompitous" means? Do you?
10. How many children would you like to have? As many as it takes to keep me happy.
11. How many pieces of candy would it take to get you into a stranger's car? I have to agree with Allison.
12. Have you ever killed anyone? No..
13. Has anyone in your extended family been convicted of a crime in the last year? Actually, yes.
14. Do you like to move furniture? Small furniture.
15. Have you ever been commited? I'm committed to my search for justice.
16. On average, how many books have you read since you were 10 years old? On average? or are you asking for an approximate? I don't like this question.
17. Did you light the fire? I have.
18. Do you take everything everyone says too literally? I just take it personally.
19. If you came to my house, would you kick my cat? No. But I can't help it if your cat runs into my foot.
20. Why do people say, "I was bored, what do you want?!" when they are too embarrassed to admit that they did something? Why can't they just own their actions and desires and say, "I wasted my time on this thing because I felt like doing it?" or "What do you mean you don't like it? I thought it was cool" or "Maybe you'd call it an obsession, but I happen to think everyone needs a hobby" or any of a million other things? You sound defensive.
21. Does it bother you as much as it bothers me when people use the same worn out trite expressions as everyone else, even when it isn't appropriate to the situation? Do you wish they would just shut the hell up if they can't either be honest or be original? No habla.
2. Would you eat Taco Bell with me? I would rub the beef and potato burrito in your hair and pour the Mountain Dew in your lap. I'm just kidding. I wouldn't go to Taco Bell with you.
3. What do you think of The Rabbits? Watership Down?
4. Have you ever consorted with a Communist duck? If he was, he didn't tell me.
5. Did you see the way the orange slayed the rake? I wish you wouldn't ask me this.
6. How many teeth do you have? Real ones or altogether?
7. Would you recognize my fingerprints if you saw them? How do you think I'm able to use them to get into top secret government facilities? Wait.. no, I wouldn't recognize them.
8. Are you *SURE* you know what "fuschia" looks like? To me, it looks like anger.
9. Do you know what "pompitous" means? Do you?
10. How many children would you like to have? As many as it takes to keep me happy.
11. How many pieces of candy would it take to get you into a stranger's car? I have to agree with Allison.
12. Have you ever killed anyone? No..
13. Has anyone in your extended family been convicted of a crime in the last year? Actually, yes.
14. Do you like to move furniture? Small furniture.
15. Have you ever been commited? I'm committed to my search for justice.
16. On average, how many books have you read since you were 10 years old? On average? or are you asking for an approximate? I don't like this question.
17. Did you light the fire? I have.
18. Do you take everything everyone says too literally? I just take it personally.
19. If you came to my house, would you kick my cat? No. But I can't help it if your cat runs into my foot.
20. Why do people say, "I was bored, what do you want?!" when they are too embarrassed to admit that they did something? Why can't they just own their actions and desires and say, "I wasted my time on this thing because I felt like doing it?" or "What do you mean you don't like it? I thought it was cool" or "Maybe you'd call it an obsession, but I happen to think everyone needs a hobby" or any of a million other things? You sound defensive.
21. Does it bother you as much as it bothers me when people use the same worn out trite expressions as everyone else, even when it isn't appropriate to the situation? Do you wish they would just shut the hell up if they can't either be honest or be original? No habla.
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