1. Have you spotted any UFO's lately? no, nor ever, but I did take a picture within some crop circles in England.
2. Would you eat Taco Bell with me? of course.
3. What do you think of The Rabbits? They're EVERYWHERE!
4. Have you ever consorted with a Communist duck? I plead the 5th.
5. Did you see the way the orange slayed the rake? I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
6. How many teeth do you have? 28
7. Would you recognize my fingerprints if you saw them? nope.
8. Are you *SURE* you know what "fuschia" looks like? Yes, I am.
9. Do you know what "pompitous" means? It is a made up word, solely for the song lyrics.
10. How many children would you like to have? As many as humanly possible at this point in my life.
11. How many pieces of candy would it take to get you into a stranger's car? Which kind of candy are we talking about here? Because I'm pretty paranoid and skeptical, and there aren't too many candies that are worth it.
12. Have you ever killed anyone? not that I know of
13. Has anyone in your extended family been convicted of a crime in the last year? not that i know of
14. Do you like to move furniture? sometimes
15. Have you ever been commited? no, but it seems that I have more than one friend who's dad has... it seems to be going around
16. On average, how many books have you read since you were 10 years old? I can't count that high. I do words, not numbers.
17. Did you light the fire? I've lit a few in my day...
18. Do you take everything everyone says too literally? In reality, no... but it sure is fun to pretend I do and have people fret over what they just said
19. If you came to my house, would you kick my cat? A kick and a petting via foot are not the same.
20. Why do people say, "I was bored, what do you want?!" when they are too embarrassed to admit that they did something? Why can't they just own their actions and desires and say, "I wasted my time on this thing because I felt like doing it?" or "What do you mean you don't like it? I thought it was cool" or "Maybe you'd call it an obsession, but I happen to think everyone needs a hobby" or any of a million other things? I don't know, but I sure as hell wish I could make them STOP.
21. Does it bother you as much as it bothers me when people use the same worn out trite expressions as everyone else, even when it isn't appropriate to the situation? Do you wish they would just shut the hell up if they can't either be honest or be original? yes, obviously, since I wrote this question
no, nor ever, but I did take a picture within some crop circles in England.
2. Would you eat Taco Bell with me?
of course.
3. What do you think of The Rabbits?
They're EVERYWHERE!
4. Have you ever consorted with a Communist duck?
I plead the 5th.
5. Did you see the way the orange slayed the rake?
I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
6. How many teeth do you have?
28
7. Would you recognize my fingerprints if you saw them?
nope.
8. Are you *SURE* you know what "fuschia" looks like?
Yes, I am.
9. Do you know what "pompitous" means?
It is a made up word, solely for the song lyrics.
10. How many children would you like to have?
As many as humanly possible at this point in my life.
11. How many pieces of candy would it take to get you into a stranger's car?
Which kind of candy are we talking about here? Because I'm pretty paranoid and skeptical, and there aren't too many candies that are worth it.
12. Have you ever killed anyone?
not that I know of
13. Has anyone in your extended family been convicted of a crime in the last year?
not that i know of
14. Do you like to move furniture?
sometimes
15. Have you ever been commited?
no, but it seems that I have more than one friend who's dad has... it seems to be going around
16. On average, how many books have you read since you were 10 years old?
I can't count that high. I do words, not numbers.
17. Did you light the fire?
I've lit a few in my day...
18. Do you take everything everyone says too literally?
In reality, no... but it sure is fun to pretend I do and have people fret over what they just said
19. If you came to my house, would you kick my cat?
A kick and a petting via foot are not the same.
20. Why do people say, "I was bored, what do you want?!" when they are too embarrassed to admit that they did something? Why can't they just own their actions and desires and say, "I wasted my time on this thing because I felt like doing it?" or "What do you mean you don't like it? I thought it was cool" or "Maybe you'd call it an obsession, but I happen to think everyone needs a hobby" or any of a million other things?
I don't know, but I sure as hell wish I could make them STOP.
21. Does it bother you as much as it bothers me when people use the same worn out trite expressions as everyone else, even when it isn't appropriate to the situation? Do you wish they would just shut the hell up if they can't either be honest or be original?
yes, obviously, since I wrote this question
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