Tired of the same old survey questions? I did my best on this one, just for you.
1. Have you spotted any UFO's lately? Maybe? It might have just been a plane, but it was un-identifyed so.......
2. Would you eat Taco Bell with me? Yeap, u buy next time
3. What do you think of The Rabbits? The Rabbits? I like rabbits, but I may not be familiar with The Rabbits. Is it a book?
4. Have you ever consorted with a Communist duck? Only once, but it was strictly for research purposes only!
5. Did you see the way the orange slayed the rake? Killer. Orange you glad you arent that rake?
6. How many teeth do you have? not enough. I need like 5 more for sure.
7. Would you recognize my fingerprints if you saw them? No, but I would if you ran them over my body.... I meeeeaan...noooooo?
8. Are you *SURE* you know what "fuschia" looks like? Absolutely. I AM lynn matusicky's daughter after all.
9. Do you know what "pompitous" means? "Hefee, would you say you know what pompitous means, when you have no idea what pompitous is?!"
10. How many children would you like to have? ummmm....0
11. How many pieces of candy would it take to get you into a stranger's car? like 15 at least...unless one was a milky way...then like 12.
12. Have you ever killed anyone? Nooooooooo.....nooo..no, a bit
13. Has anyone in your extended family been convicted of a crime in the last year? hahahahahahahahahaha....
14. Do you like to move furniture? YUCK!!! Let's call the guy upstairs from my old apartment. He LOVED it!
15. Have you ever been commited? Only commited in my love for you! *stupid slut*
16. On average, how many books have you read since you were 10 years old? like 1 or 2.... Oooooohhh, books! I thought you siad "hooks"...Im sorry...um.....like 1 or 2
17. Did you light the fire? I did....my bad
18. Do you take everything everyone says too literally? actually...... I over analyze things to much metaphorically
19. If you came to my house, would you kick my cat? Right in the kidney!!!!
20. Why do people say, "I was bored, what do you want?!" when they are too embarrassed to admit that they did something? Why can't they just own their actions and desires and say, "I wasted my time on this thing because I felt like doing it?" or "What do you mean you don't like it? I thought it was cool" or "Maybe you'd call it an obsession, but I happen to think everyone needs a hobby" or any of a million other things?
I think it's becuase everyone has been subjected somewhere in thier past to the thinking that what others think about them and thier ideas somehow makes it true about who they are, so when they post something they think others will think is silly, they dont want to say they are thinking "some may think this is silly, but some will think just like me. So for those who are thinking along the same thoughts as me, here is what I did because I felt like putting a piece of myself out there, and please dont shit on it"....
21. Does it bother you as much as it bothers me when people use the same worn out trite expressions as everyone else, even when it isn't appropriate to the situation? Do you wish they would just shut the hell up if they can't either be honest or be original? I think if it isnt the appropriate moment, maybe they need to be educated about the meaning behind the expression and the appropriate time to use it. If they are using it appropriately, maybe it it trite but true and they ARE being honest. If you are wanting something more origianl from that person, maybe you need to recognize that THAT need is comming from inside you, and you maybe need something a lil deeper fullfilled that that person will not be capable of in the first place, so you cant be too offended.
1. Have you spotted any UFO's lately? Maybe? It might have just been a plane, but it was un-identifyed so.......
2. Would you eat Taco Bell with me? Yeap, u buy next time
3. What do you think of The Rabbits? The Rabbits? I like rabbits, but I may not be familiar with The Rabbits. Is it a book?
4. Have you ever consorted with a Communist duck? Only once, but it was strictly for research purposes only!
5. Did you see the way the orange slayed the rake? Killer. Orange you glad you arent that rake?
6. How many teeth do you have? not enough. I need like 5 more for sure.
7. Would you recognize my fingerprints if you saw them? No, but I would if you ran them over my body.... I meeeeaan...noooooo?
8. Are you *SURE* you know what "fuschia" looks like? Absolutely. I AM lynn matusicky's daughter after all.
9. Do you know what "pompitous" means? "Hefee, would you say you know what pompitous means, when you have no idea what pompitous is?!"
10. How many children would you like to have? ummmm....0
11. How many pieces of candy would it take to get you into a stranger's car? like 15 at least...unless one was a milky way...then like 12.
12. Have you ever killed anyone? Nooooooooo.....nooo..no, a bit
13. Has anyone in your extended family been convicted of a crime in the last year? hahahahahahahahahaha....
14. Do you like to move furniture? YUCK!!! Let's call the guy upstairs from my old apartment. He LOVED it!
15. Have you ever been commited? Only commited in my love for you! *stupid slut*
16. On average, how many books have you read since you were 10 years old? like 1 or 2.... Oooooohhh, books! I thought you siad "hooks"...Im sorry...um.....like 1 or 2
17. Did you light the fire? I did....my bad
18. Do you take everything everyone says too literally? actually...... I over analyze things to much metaphorically
19. If you came to my house, would you kick my cat? Right in the kidney!!!!
20. Why do people say, "I was bored, what do you want?!" when they are too embarrassed to admit that they did something? Why can't they just own their actions and desires and say, "I wasted my time on this thing because I felt like doing it?" or "What do you mean you don't like it? I thought it was cool" or "Maybe you'd call it an obsession, but I happen to think everyone needs a hobby" or any of a million other things?
I think it's becuase everyone has been subjected somewhere in thier past to the thinking that what others think about them and thier ideas somehow makes it true about who they are, so when they post something they think others will think is silly, they dont want to say they are thinking "some may think this is silly, but some will think just like me. So for those who are thinking along the same thoughts as me, here is what I did because I felt like putting a piece of myself out there, and please dont shit on it"....
21. Does it bother you as much as it bothers me when people use the same worn out trite expressions as everyone else, even when it isn't appropriate to the situation? Do you wish they would just shut the hell up if they can't either be honest or be original?
I think if it isnt the appropriate moment, maybe they need to be educated about the meaning behind the expression and the appropriate time to use it. If they are using it appropriately, maybe it it trite but true and they ARE being honest. If you are wanting something more origianl from that person, maybe you need to recognize that THAT need is comming from inside you, and you maybe need something a lil deeper fullfilled that that person will not be capable of in the first place, so you cant be too offended.
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