Bleach Meme - the Maru Challenge [from tokyokitty]
So, this is my second try at the same meme. The first one is here - and it contains a lot more sexy characters than this one.
This one I'll call the Maru Challenge. Because she said I couldn't do this meme with Charlotte Cuulhorn in it. I think I did a better job on the first one, but this one is still.. doable.
Well, here you go, Maru. Hope you're happy now =P
Warnings:
> Spoilors, but just a few and they have been twisted a bit.
> References to sex between men.
> Crack
> Risk of sudden urge to puke
Pick 12 characters from a fandom and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...
1. Charlotte Cuulhorn*
2. Omaeda Marechiyo*
3. Kira Izuru
4. Keigo Asano
5. Yasutora Sado / Chad
6. Rialgo Yammy
7. Leroux Zommari
8. Luppi
9. Dordonii Alessandro Del Socacchio
10. Noba
11. Kurotsuchi Mayuri
12. Ushoda Hachigen
*Maru picked these
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Yammy/Mayuri. No, I have never, and no, I will absolutely not consider clicking on it even if I got paid to do so. Okay, maybe I would for money. I’d do a lot of stuff for money. Money and sex. And maybe I’d click it just for kicks. But I guess I have to write something to get this challenge over with.
Ashisogi Jizo dispersed as Mayuri flicked the sword in his hand to the side, before gleefully returning it to its resting place at his crotch. The mad scientist dusted himself down and took in the scenery of the battlefield before him. That no-good dimwitted excuse for a fukutaicho with the pineapple shaped head was lying close by, as was the Kuchiki girl and those ryuka. Torn and bloody… and sadly still alive. Now they would have to wait for them to get healed before getting out of this otherwise boring desert of Hueco Mundo.
Looking further in the distance Mayuri found another one left alive. Interesting. Letting Unohana-Taicho deal with the wounded allies, he moved towards the flickering, slowly decreasing source of twisted reiatsu. Sure enough, it was one of those Espada. All of them had proved disappointing in his point of view. So this huge block of an arrancar was number.. 0, eh? A couple of low-ranks and Kuchiki-taicho had taken down the top espada? He couldn’t have been that strong then. As he took in the form beneath him the figure started shrinking, withering to a more... 'normal' size. And his number changed to 10. ‘Hun-ngry…’ it moaned. A smile suddenly spread across Mayuri’s face, starting with a small vibration in his left cheek and rapidly splitting his lower face, showing off his wicked teeth to his newest research object. He would bring this Espada home, get him back to health, and take him on himself, the outcome should prove interesting.
It would seem I couldn’t crack this couple up =| It’s just so fucking wrong my mind was running overtime to figure out a way to even make it possible in the first place.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Keigo. Is Keigo hot? *imagines rapid Keigo* No. He is not. *Imagines serious Keigo* But he’s not bad either. I mean, he does have a nice body, I wouldn’t mind seeing him raped or something like that. I guess he is kinda like Kon in some way, just getting abused cause no one is truly understanding his worth. I like how he keeps stuff down to earth in some way, especially during that Karakura Raizer (something) double-filler. But in the end, by himself, Keigo is not hawt. Though, sprawled on the ground, stripped by a hollow, screaming partly in terror and partly in pleasure.. mostly in terror at his own pleasure, then yes. I’d dig that.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hachigen/Luppi. Lol. Okay, I can do it this time. Last time I failed this question, but now I can actually see it happening xD Let’s all put aside our dislike for Mpreg for a second here, yes, I find it fucking ugly in most cases too. But it’s better than temporarily turning the male female, to make him have a baby. That kind of hormonal instability must seriously fuck one up. Anyways;
Luppi: “What the fuck did you do to me? Why am I suddenly as fat as you?”
Hachigen: “I figured I needed to show you how to respect women, hence I created a womb-barrier within you, and put a child of our combined reiatsu inside this barrier. Now you will know the true pain of being a woman.”
Luppi: “YOU DID WHAT? You fucking impregnated me?!? You’re really Szayel in disguise, aren’t you? You fatass, ugly, pink-haired, small-eyed out fashioned freak! GNNNF! AH! OW! Get this shit out of me aaAAAH... right now!”
Hachigen: “Actually you should be going into labor any minute now! Both Shinji and Rose went after a few moments. Wanna see what our baby’s half siblings looks like?” *whips out photos*
Luppi: "AAAARGH!"
*Looks at work* I’d say I hit crackpot on that one =P
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Dordonii Alessandro Del Socacchio (The dancing privion espada guy). Sadly no, I only have a few fanart of him too. I kinda like him. He isn’t bad or anything. And he doesn’t bow as much to Aizen as so many others do. He has too much body hair though. I challenged Maru to write a DADS/Ichigo fic in return for this meme though ;D
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Marechiyo and Yammy. Why yes, I actually think they would.
Marechiyo somehow spots Yammy in level 0 mode and goes doki-doki: “That is the largest man I have ever seen. He must be the wealthiest person to ever roam around any of the planes I have been on! I am completely in love - I cannot control myself anymore.” *throws self at Yammy* “MY HONEYYYYYY~ WITH WHEALTH AND MONEYYYYY <3”
Yammy: “…”
Marechiyo: “I love you and your bigness sooooo much, I’ll give you myself if I can take anything you have <3”
Yammy: “What the hell, there seems to be a large filling meal in eating you out anyways.”
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Chad/Dordonii or Chad/Noba. Oh this would be a though one if I hadn’t already decided I like Chad/Noba. I think the dancing guy would be nice for Chad, but only if Chad was uke. And no one with his amount of muscles should ever be uke, I wouldn’t be able to look at it. So I’m going with Chad/plush. Besides, they do hang with each other quite a lot. Here is an example of a good conversation between Chad and Noba:
Noba: “…”
Chad: “…”
Noba: “…”
Chad: “…” *blush*
Noba: “…” *zips up hat-thing*
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Zommari walked in on Marechiyo and Hachigen having sex?
Zommari: “OH MY AIZEN-SAMA! FAT MAN CHOCOLATE COVERED GAY SEX. I AM BLINDED FOREVER. I WILL NOW TRANSFORM INTO WANNABE TOUSEN THE BLIND FAKING PEDO.” Zommari pauses and takes in the scene further. The idea of chocolate covered fatties suddenly seeming appealing in his mind, as there are more chocolate to devour on bigger bodies; and chocolate is a nice skin color. “On the other hand, do you have room for a guy in a lovely ‘ball’-dress? I’m very good at mind-fucking.”
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kira/Noba.
Summary: Kira is green with jealousy of Noba’s ability to zip himself up when his emotions takes control of him. What will happen once Kira finally gets tired of Noba closing up on him all the time? Will he be able to split Noba open and set him just as straight as Kira’s own eyebrows?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Cuulhorn/Luppi. HAHA Oh that’s priceless. The guy that looks like a chick and acts like he can be both, and the guy that looks like a dude but tries to be a girl. No, there is no such thing as Charlotte/Luppi fluff. Their idea of beauty is just too different.. so far apart. I like Luppi’s the most.
…
No, I can’t think of anything plausible. Sorry. Feel free ti write me a little drabble on it though =P
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Zommari/Hachigen - The end of reason.
(Cause seriously, who in their right mind would write that pairing?)
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Keigo/Charlotte. PFFFFFHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Perverted Keigo trying his hardest to get a hard on and deflower the beautiful delightful stunning dazzling graceful enchanting extraordinary cute elegant fantastic bombastic alluring bewitching charming angelic lovely wonderful one of a kind Charlotte Cuulhorn? Yes? Hmm, well I’m thinking non-con. On Keigo’s part. Okay, okay, I got a plot now!
Charlotte, keen on finally getting to be with a man, has studied humans for quite some time, and come to the conclusion that real men are perverted lusty vigorous potent people, and Keigo just happens to be such a man. So, with a little bit of flirting and a huge amount of alcohol and viagra in Keigo’s system, Charlotte finally gets himself deflowered.
<3
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Kira hentai. Let’s see, who could he be paired with of the female gender? … Actually I don’t think anyone on my friend list read Kira on a regular basis at all. And if they did it would probably be Gin/Kira. *Goes it investigate Kira couplings* Okay, so.. It would seem Kira gets around the block quite a bit; Gin, Ikkaku, Byakuya, Kenpachi, Hisagi, Ichigo, Hichigo, etc. But out of 100 stories only 3 was het. And that was; Hinamori, Nemu and Matsumoto. So no special woman out there for Kira. Poor thing. Perhaps the future will hold a few Kazeshini/Kira works <3 Or Kira/Kazeshini xD They seem like such a badass SM couple. I think that could be hot. Kira chained to the ceiling by Kazeshini’s chains, his clothes ripped apart at exactly the right places - small bleeding cuts on his skin showing through the torn material, just enough revealed that the mind is intrigued and get ones mouth drooling. Kira, his voice too tired to scream out any more, moans out painfully each time Kazeshini’s blades embed themselves in him again and again, over and over, never really doing any damage but leaving him with a feeling of being a toy. Kazeshini running his long pointed tongue around Kira’s tender spots, mockingly bringing forth pleasurable undertones in Kira’s relentless moaning. His dark nails digging in cuts and gracing bruises…
Ah, Kira het, that was the task… I give up. It would seem I’m unable to think of Kira with a female.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Noba. :< I think not. Which is a shame. I think having a yaoi plushie get together some time would be awesome. And this plushie actually happens to be so-so hot in his “human” body. *suddenly gets the urge to read Kon/Noba*
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Marechiyo/Keigo/Chad. You have got to be kidding me. Do I know a person that is this many apples short of a fruit pie? Well, do I? *demands that everyone voices their opinion on this matter* :D
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Noba overcome with passion. This meme really likes Noba right now. Anyways, I can imagine this going two ways. 1) Noba merely has a soundless scream and tries to zip up, but fails as he is without clothes, enabling his partner to see his cute blushing O-face. Or 2) Noba, in the middle of it all, loses all his inhibitions and suddenly proves to be a moaning sex addict, steadily moaning his way up to near screaming sounds and to top it all off yells out the name of his partner along with “oh god yes, yeeees” .. Or something ;D
16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Luppi. xD Aqua - Barbie girl! Or something with a squid xD Oh wait, perpahs something about raping people with your tentacles! Or perhaps *rambles on forever*
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Cuulhorn/Yammy/Hachigen.
Warnings: Crack, not for the faint of heart, crossdressing, drinking - and more than you can handle.
I’m not sure I’d be able to write it. I think I’d have to go puke too many times. Especially if it had to be a mature fic.
18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Noba/Marechiyo.
Noba, meeting the charming, well-educated Omaeda on the battlefield above Karakura town. Decides that shyness be damned, he moves next to the wounded man: “I know the owner of the best hospital in town.. I’m sure I could get you a state of the art bed there - and 24-hour care by your very own, personal, hot nurse; me~.”
No further comments. *Zips up her hat thingy that she doesn't have but pretends to*
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Chad… I don’t think I’ve ever read a fic with him as more than a side character. And even if I on occasion find Chad/Ichigo cute, I don’t have enough of a soft spot for the big piece of chocolate to actually sit down and read about him… So the answer is; “Never.” Have I missed out on something great?
20. What is Six's super secret kink?
Yammy. Oh boy, a big brute like him? I’m sure he likes playing with dolls! But that’s not really a kink, now is it? Okay, I’ll combine it. He is completely in love with lolita dolls… and people with big, Bambi eyes. Which is also why he smacks up them bitches for touching Inoue ;D Oh wait, that’s a spoiler right? Shit! *tries to erase line* NO! Come back past, I didn’t mean it, I take it all back!
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Mayuri/Dordonii. Honestly I think Mayuri would shag anyone as long as they were interesting and he would get to do research on them afterwards/while shagging them. Unfortunately, Mayuri never got around to meeting Dordonii. And I’m not sure Mayuri would find him interesting either way ^^;;
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Kira and Zommari. Oh wow, that’s such a hard question. I mean, who could it possibly be, oh man… oh man.. Okay. Zommari tops. I know, I know, Kira has been manlier lately, but I don’t ever wanna picture an emo boy on top of anyone other than another emo boy. (and yes, I know it’s not emo, but it makes things simpler). Besides, I really like Zommari’s skill. Imagine him controlling Kira’s legs, arms, hands, making him touch himself, prepare himself. Kira’s yelps and heavy blushing as his body willingly accepts Zommari. Hehe, Kira would be doomed if he ever decided to visit my mind. He’d be handcuffed and fed to the nearest seme right away.
23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
Charlotte Cuulhorn and Leroux Zommari are in a happy relationship until Zommari runs off with Keigo Asano. Charlotte, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kurotsuchi Mayuri and a brief unhappy affair with Ushoda Hachigen, then follows the wise advice of Chad and finds true love with Kira.
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Zommari/Luppi. Ehm. >___< I’m so sorry! I fail in this last question! I can’t imagine them as partners! I have to change something deep down inside me if I was ever to accept that as my OTP. “But the question didn’t say they had to be your OTP!” Yeah I know, but one cannot help but follow the flow sometimes! Okay! I know I managed to somewhat avoid getting caught in the Renji/Ichigo pairing, but I’m not sure about this one…
However - on the other hand - imagine those two as partners in crime. As serial rapists/orgasm heros roaming the streets giving pleasure as only a tentacle-freak and a puppeteer can do it :D Never again would anyone be allowed to go outside without a guardian Shinigami at their side.
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Oh God. never again! I nearly died several times in the making of this.
I guess the only good part is that my Word has finally learned most of the words from Bleach I’m ever going to use. I’ll never have to worry about them getting spelled wrong. ;;>___> But I hope I’ll never have to use the names Zommari, Hachigen, Marechiyo or Mayuri again. Great. I can spell the names without Word having to correct me now =__= *feels mindfucked*
This one I'll call the Maru Challenge. Because she said I couldn't do this meme with Charlotte Cuulhorn in it. I think I did a better job on the first one, but this one is still.. doable.
Well, here you go, Maru. Hope you're happy now =P
Warnings:
> Spoilors, but just a few and they have been twisted a bit.
> References to sex between men.
> Crack
> Risk of sudden urge to puke
Pick 12 characters from a fandom and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...
1. Charlotte Cuulhorn*
2. Omaeda Marechiyo*
3. Kira Izuru
4. Keigo Asano
5. Yasutora Sado / Chad
6. Rialgo Yammy
7. Leroux Zommari
8. Luppi
9. Dordonii Alessandro Del Socacchio
10. Noba
11. Kurotsuchi Mayuri
12. Ushoda Hachigen
*Maru picked these
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Yammy/Mayuri. No, I have never, and no, I will absolutely not consider clicking on it even if I got paid to do so. Okay, maybe I would for money. I’d do a lot of stuff for money. Money and sex. And maybe I’d click it just for kicks. But I guess I have to write something to get this challenge over with.
Ashisogi Jizo dispersed as Mayuri flicked the sword in his hand to the side, before gleefully returning it to its resting place at his crotch. The mad scientist dusted himself down and took in the scenery of the battlefield before him. That no-good dimwitted excuse for a fukutaicho with the pineapple shaped head was lying close by, as was the Kuchiki girl and those ryuka. Torn and bloody… and sadly still alive. Now they would have to wait for them to get healed before getting out of this otherwise boring desert of Hueco Mundo.
Looking further in the distance Mayuri found another one left alive. Interesting. Letting Unohana-Taicho deal with the wounded allies, he moved towards the flickering, slowly decreasing source of twisted reiatsu. Sure enough, it was one of those Espada. All of them had proved disappointing in his point of view. So this huge block of an arrancar was number.. 0, eh? A couple of low-ranks and Kuchiki-taicho had taken down the top espada? He couldn’t have been that strong then. As he took in the form beneath him the figure started shrinking, withering to a more... 'normal' size. And his number changed to 10. ‘Hun-ngry…’ it moaned. A smile suddenly spread across Mayuri’s face, starting with a small vibration in his left cheek and rapidly splitting his lower face, showing off his wicked teeth to his newest research object. He would bring this Espada home, get him back to health, and take him on himself, the outcome should prove interesting.
It would seem I couldn’t crack this couple up =| It’s just so fucking wrong my mind was running overtime to figure out a way to even make it possible in the first place.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Keigo. Is Keigo hot? *imagines rapid Keigo* No. He is not. *Imagines serious Keigo* But he’s not bad either. I mean, he does have a nice body, I wouldn’t mind seeing him raped or something like that. I guess he is kinda like Kon in some way, just getting abused cause no one is truly understanding his worth. I like how he keeps stuff down to earth in some way, especially during that Karakura Raizer (something) double-filler. But in the end, by himself, Keigo is not hawt. Though, sprawled on the ground, stripped by a hollow, screaming partly in terror and partly in pleasure.. mostly in terror at his own pleasure, then yes. I’d dig that.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hachigen/Luppi. Lol. Okay, I can do it this time. Last time I failed this question, but now I can actually see it happening xD Let’s all put aside our dislike for Mpreg for a second here, yes, I find it fucking ugly in most cases too. But it’s better than temporarily turning the male female, to make him have a baby. That kind of hormonal instability must seriously fuck one up. Anyways;
Luppi: “What the fuck did you do to me? Why am I suddenly as fat as you?”
Hachigen: “I figured I needed to show you how to respect women, hence I created a womb-barrier within you, and put a child of our combined reiatsu inside this barrier. Now you will know the true pain of being a woman.”
Luppi: “YOU DID WHAT? You fucking impregnated me?!? You’re really Szayel in disguise, aren’t you? You fatass, ugly, pink-haired, small-eyed out fashioned freak! GNNNF! AH! OW! Get this shit out of me aaAAAH... right now!”
Hachigen: “Actually you should be going into labor any minute now! Both Shinji and Rose went after a few moments. Wanna see what our baby’s half siblings looks like?” *whips out photos*
Luppi: "AAAARGH!"
*Looks at work* I’d say I hit crackpot on that one =P
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Dordonii Alessandro Del Socacchio (The dancing privion espada guy). Sadly no, I only have a few fanart of him too. I kinda like him. He isn’t bad or anything. And he doesn’t bow as much to Aizen as so many others do. He has too much body hair though. I challenged Maru to write a DADS/Ichigo fic in return for this meme though ;D
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Marechiyo and Yammy. Why yes, I actually think they would.
Marechiyo somehow spots Yammy in level 0 mode and goes doki-doki: “That is the largest man I have ever seen. He must be the wealthiest person to ever roam around any of the planes I have been on! I am completely in love - I cannot control myself anymore.” *throws self at Yammy* “MY HONEYYYYYY~ WITH WHEALTH AND MONEYYYYY <3”
Yammy: “…”
Marechiyo: “I love you and your bigness sooooo much, I’ll give you myself if I can take anything you have <3”
Yammy: “What the hell, there seems to be a large filling meal in eating you out anyways.”
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Chad/Dordonii or Chad/Noba. Oh this would be a though one if I hadn’t already decided I like Chad/Noba. I think the dancing guy would be nice for Chad, but only if Chad was uke. And no one with his amount of muscles should ever be uke, I wouldn’t be able to look at it. So I’m going with Chad/plush. Besides, they do hang with each other quite a lot. Here is an example of a good conversation between Chad and Noba:
Noba: “…”
Chad: “…”
Noba: “…”
Chad: “…” *blush*
Noba: “…” *zips up hat-thing*
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Zommari walked in on Marechiyo and Hachigen having sex?
Zommari: “OH MY AIZEN-SAMA! FAT MAN CHOCOLATE COVERED GAY SEX. I AM BLINDED FOREVER. I WILL NOW TRANSFORM INTO WANNABE TOUSEN THE BLIND FAKING PEDO.” Zommari pauses and takes in the scene further. The idea of chocolate covered fatties suddenly seeming appealing in his mind, as there are more chocolate to devour on bigger bodies; and chocolate is a nice skin color. “On the other hand, do you have room for a guy in a lovely ‘ball’-dress? I’m very good at mind-fucking.”
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kira/Noba.
Summary: Kira is green with jealousy of Noba’s ability to zip himself up when his emotions takes control of him. What will happen once Kira finally gets tired of Noba closing up on him all the time? Will he be able to split Noba open and set him just as straight as Kira’s own eyebrows?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Cuulhorn/Luppi. HAHA Oh that’s priceless. The guy that looks like a chick and acts like he can be both, and the guy that looks like a dude but tries to be a girl. No, there is no such thing as Charlotte/Luppi fluff. Their idea of beauty is just too different.. so far apart. I like Luppi’s the most.
…
No, I can’t think of anything plausible. Sorry. Feel free ti write me a little drabble on it though =P
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Zommari/Hachigen - The end of reason.
(Cause seriously, who in their right mind would write that pairing?)
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Keigo/Charlotte. PFFFFFHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Perverted Keigo trying his hardest to get a hard on and deflower the beautiful delightful stunning dazzling graceful enchanting extraordinary cute elegant fantastic bombastic alluring bewitching charming angelic lovely wonderful one of a kind Charlotte Cuulhorn? Yes? Hmm, well I’m thinking non-con. On Keigo’s part. Okay, okay, I got a plot now!
Charlotte, keen on finally getting to be with a man, has studied humans for quite some time, and come to the conclusion that real men are perverted lusty vigorous potent people, and Keigo just happens to be such a man. So, with a little bit of flirting and a huge amount of alcohol and viagra in Keigo’s system, Charlotte finally gets himself deflowered.
<3
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Kira hentai. Let’s see, who could he be paired with of the female gender? … Actually I don’t think anyone on my friend list read Kira on a regular basis at all. And if they did it would probably be Gin/Kira. *Goes it investigate Kira couplings* Okay, so.. It would seem Kira gets around the block quite a bit; Gin, Ikkaku, Byakuya, Kenpachi, Hisagi, Ichigo, Hichigo, etc. But out of 100 stories only 3 was het. And that was; Hinamori, Nemu and Matsumoto. So no special woman out there for Kira. Poor thing. Perhaps the future will hold a few Kazeshini/Kira works <3 Or Kira/Kazeshini xD They seem like such a badass SM couple. I think that could be hot. Kira chained to the ceiling by Kazeshini’s chains, his clothes ripped apart at exactly the right places - small bleeding cuts on his skin showing through the torn material, just enough revealed that the mind is intrigued and get ones mouth drooling. Kira, his voice too tired to scream out any more, moans out painfully each time Kazeshini’s blades embed themselves in him again and again, over and over, never really doing any damage but leaving him with a feeling of being a toy. Kazeshini running his long pointed tongue around Kira’s tender spots, mockingly bringing forth pleasurable undertones in Kira’s relentless moaning. His dark nails digging in cuts and gracing bruises…
Ah, Kira het, that was the task… I give up. It would seem I’m unable to think of Kira with a female.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Noba. :< I think not. Which is a shame. I think having a yaoi plushie get together some time would be awesome. And this plushie actually happens to be so-so hot in his “human” body. *suddenly gets the urge to read Kon/Noba*
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Marechiyo/Keigo/Chad. You have got to be kidding me. Do I know a person that is this many apples short of a fruit pie? Well, do I? *demands that everyone voices their opinion on this matter* :D
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Noba overcome with passion. This meme really likes Noba right now. Anyways, I can imagine this going two ways. 1) Noba merely has a soundless scream and tries to zip up, but fails as he is without clothes, enabling his partner to see his cute blushing O-face. Or 2) Noba, in the middle of it all, loses all his inhibitions and suddenly proves to be a moaning sex addict, steadily moaning his way up to near screaming sounds and to top it all off yells out the name of his partner along with “oh god yes, yeeees” .. Or something ;D
16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Luppi. xD Aqua - Barbie girl! Or something with a squid xD Oh wait, perpahs something about raping people with your tentacles! Or perhaps *rambles on forever*
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Cuulhorn/Yammy/Hachigen.
Warnings: Crack, not for the faint of heart, crossdressing, drinking - and more than you can handle.
I’m not sure I’d be able to write it. I think I’d have to go puke too many times. Especially if it had to be a mature fic.
18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Noba/Marechiyo.
Noba, meeting the charming, well-educated Omaeda on the battlefield above Karakura town. Decides that shyness be damned, he moves next to the wounded man: “I know the owner of the best hospital in town.. I’m sure I could get you a state of the art bed there - and 24-hour care by your very own, personal, hot nurse; me~.”
No further comments. *Zips up her hat thingy that she doesn't have but pretends to*
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Chad… I don’t think I’ve ever read a fic with him as more than a side character. And even if I on occasion find Chad/Ichigo cute, I don’t have enough of a soft spot for the big piece of chocolate to actually sit down and read about him… So the answer is; “Never.” Have I missed out on something great?
20. What is Six's super secret kink?
Yammy. Oh boy, a big brute like him? I’m sure he likes playing with dolls! But that’s not really a kink, now is it? Okay, I’ll combine it. He is completely in love with lolita dolls… and people with big, Bambi eyes. Which is also why he smacks up them bitches for touching Inoue ;D Oh wait, that’s a spoiler right? Shit! *tries to erase line* NO! Come back past, I didn’t mean it, I take it all back!
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Mayuri/Dordonii. Honestly I think Mayuri would shag anyone as long as they were interesting and he would get to do research on them afterwards/while shagging them. Unfortunately, Mayuri never got around to meeting Dordonii. And I’m not sure Mayuri would find him interesting either way ^^;;
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Kira and Zommari. Oh wow, that’s such a hard question. I mean, who could it possibly be, oh man… oh man.. Okay. Zommari tops. I know, I know, Kira has been manlier lately, but I don’t ever wanna picture an emo boy on top of anyone other than another emo boy. (and yes, I know it’s not emo, but it makes things simpler). Besides, I really like Zommari’s skill. Imagine him controlling Kira’s legs, arms, hands, making him touch himself, prepare himself. Kira’s yelps and heavy blushing as his body willingly accepts Zommari. Hehe, Kira would be doomed if he ever decided to visit my mind. He’d be handcuffed and fed to the nearest seme right away.
23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
Charlotte Cuulhorn and Leroux Zommari are in a happy relationship until Zommari runs off with Keigo Asano. Charlotte, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kurotsuchi Mayuri and a brief unhappy affair with Ushoda Hachigen, then follows the wise advice of Chad and finds true love with Kira.
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Zommari/Luppi. Ehm. >___< I’m so sorry! I fail in this last question! I can’t imagine them as partners! I have to change something deep down inside me if I was ever to accept that as my OTP. “But the question didn’t say they had to be your OTP!” Yeah I know, but one cannot help but follow the flow sometimes! Okay! I know I managed to somewhat avoid getting caught in the Renji/Ichigo pairing, but I’m not sure about this one…
However - on the other hand - imagine those two as partners in crime. As serial rapists/orgasm heros roaming the streets giving pleasure as only a tentacle-freak and a puppeteer can do it :D Never again would anyone be allowed to go outside without a guardian Shinigami at their side.
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Oh God. never again! I nearly died several times in the making of this.
I guess the only good part is that my Word has finally learned most of the words from Bleach I’m ever going to use. I’ll never have to worry about them getting spelled wrong. ;;>___> But I hope I’ll never have to use the names Zommari, Hachigen, Marechiyo or Mayuri again. Great. I can spell the names without Word having to correct me now =__= *feels mindfucked*