Bleach Meme [from tokyokitty]
Pick 12 characters from a fandom and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...
1. Kurosaki Ichigo
2.Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez
3. Urahara Kisuke
4. Hitsugaya Toushiro
5. Kon
6. Kurosaki Isshin
7. Shinji Hirako
8. Nnoitra Jiruga
9. Hollow Ichigo
10. Zaraki Kenpachi
11. Ichimaru Gin
12. Wonderweiss Margera
- All boys, this way we can avoid yucky hetero and yuri pairings ;D
Okay, that's a joke, I just like to keep it controlled and male <3
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Hmm. Isshin/Gin? *tries to keep a straight face* No, I have never read that xD I seriously doubt anyone has ever written that couple too xD I've read one Gin/Ichigo though. I guess one with Isshin taking revenge on Gin would be funny too xD Do I want to read it? I might, I really do enjoy the crackier pairings. *finally cracks and starts laughing at the idea*
Gin, entangled in Isshin's arms after hot steamy sex: "You know... I've always liked the father-type. At first I thought Aizen would be the one for me. But he only has eyes for his precious Hollows. You're different, yet you're just like Aizen in so many, many ways. Those who love you the most have no idea who you really are, you play the part sooo well. And you're tall and have those lovely broad shoulders.., and the dark, thick hair is all over both of you <3"
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Shiro-chan? I used to. When I was younger and didn't feel like he could be my child. xD No no, I'm not that old. I've just outgrown the need to see 12-year olds (and people that look like it) pose in hawt positions. Though still, when he flashes those icy moves I still get the chills... xD I guess it's rather odd to talk about how hot Toushiro is xD He is the coolest. I love him when he eats watermelon though <3 And if you pair him up with Gin I'll put on my cheering outfit!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
.... If Wonderweiss got Nnoitra pregnant? *is lost in random laughing fit for hours* Okay.. Okay.. I think I might be under some control again now. Wait.. no I'm not!! *laughs so much she can't finish this question*
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Hollow Ichigo? Oh, I remember so many many fics about him. Considering his is in my top 5 among Bleach characters, I've read my share. And next to Grimm raping Ichigo, he is my favorite rapist in the whole Bleach fandom. And even if it's canon, I do like all those "How Ichigo subdues his inner Hollow's instincts." And we all know that the 4 primary instincts are: 1. Survival. 2. Eating/keeping your body healty. 3. Sleep. 4. Sex. -- 1) Inside Ichigo there's not really any threats to his life. but battling with Zangetsu for the leading role could come here. 2) He doesn't need to consume food. 3) I don't think he needs sleep either 4) When he's in control of Zangetsu, there's really only one thing left to do....
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Grimm and Isshin? I should have picked a better guy for the number 6 xD But make a good couple? Okay, if we put aside the fact that Ichigo would throw a fit... Then no. They wouldn't. On the serious side, Grimmjow wouldn't fit into that loving family thing. And he certainly wouldn't be able to take on a motherly/fatherly role in the Kurosaki family. Come on Grimmjow Kurosaki? But on the other hand. If he treated them like his fraccion.. Then maybe. I can totally see Grimmjow beating up some random dude for bullying Yuzu or something xD And imagine Grimmjow with Isshin-personality? Attacking Ichigo when he comes home? xD That would certainly happen. I think I find this kinda funny now xD
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Lets see... That'll be Kon/Hichigo VS Kon/Kenpachi. XD XD XD XD XD XD Kon dominating either would be the lulz. I can't even imagine the last one. I tried. I can see a picture of Kon doing Kenpachi doggystyle, but I have no way of imagining how the hell that situation came up. Unless it's some kind of man-challenge. Who can make the other come the fastest by taking him up the ass round 1. Which is why I'll go with the 5/9 pairing. The naughty idea of Hichi and Kon having fun when Ichigo is out cold is lol. Though, Kon on top?
Kon, confronted with Hollow Ichigo in temporarily control of Ichigo's Shinigami form and in the mood to fuck his King's human body: "Listen up you fucked up white version of a pissed Ichigo! I don't take crap from Ichigo, and I certainly won't take any from a hollow even Ichigo can keep under control. If you want to have this body, I'm gonna be on top. So bend over, kneel down or go back where you came from. Now!"
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Shinji walked in on Grimmjow and Wonderweiss having sex?
Shinji, visiting Las Nachos, walks into Grimmjows room, searching for a person to spy on Aizen. However he finds Grimmjow tied to his own bed, bitemarks covering his entire corpus and Wonderweiss riding him windly emitting those strange noises of his: "WHAT THE FUCK! You get captured in the middle of the night and completely emptied for all fluids by small, crazy blondes too?"
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Eh. Urahara/Kenpachi? Kenpachi as an uke? No way! That's impossible! Okay, I'll try ;;>__>
Summary: Urahara needs a testsubject for a new experiment. Usually not one to experiment on living creatures, he turns to Kenpachi, the strongest man he can think of and the one most likely to not be harmed in the process. Kenpachi however, wants payment for participating in the experiment. Urahara becomes very suprised when he learns of Kenpachi's deepest desires to be dominated and overpowered.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Finally one with Ichigo! But.. Ichigo/Nnoitra fluff? I have never read the couple that way around. But surely there can be fluff between them. I've read two or so stories with Nnoitra/Ichigo, one rape one lust. I don't think it's really possible on the show, one would have to twist stuff around so much. Especially since Nnoitra tried to kill Ichigo.
Ichigo slowly felt his broken bones and teared skin heal underneath the warm orange shield. The sand beneath him warming up just slightly contrasting to the otherwise cold, unfriendly sand of Hueco Mundo. In the corner of his eye he could see Nnoitra battling with the brute Kenpachi. Both of them seemed to be having fun, he couldn't tell who of them would win. He hoped Nnoitra would win, there was no way Kenpachi would leave the strangely alluring raven haired man alive if he won the battle. Ichigo wondered if there was something wrong with him, he had only been with Nnoitra for a few minutes. And he had gotten the beating of a lifetime. But the espada had whispered to him, overflowing with thoughts of joining the Shinigami's side if only one oranged haired strong hero would stretch out his hand and and ask him to join them. Ichigo had been so confused he had forgotten to fight back. This strange creature called Nnoitra could be his, if he only had the strenght left in his body to reach out and call for him.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Shinji/Wonderweiss. What is it with this meme and #12?
Anyways. The Child and the Beast.
Cause who is the child and who is the beast in this couple xD
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Shiro-chan deflowering Ichigo? Oh, first-time I think. Since they both seem fairly innocent. Otherwise it would be something like Bleach the movie 2, where Hitsugaya sleeps over at Ichigo and jumps him in the night! BWAHAHAHA.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I have no idea. I've only seen Urahara paired with Yoruichi. And I like them more as friends and partners in crime than lovers. But I can't say for my friend list xD Sorry!
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Gin. Uhm, I don't think I've come across that on my journey through their entries. I've seen loads of Renji though. All of them seem to have written about the pineapple nick-named orange.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Grimmjow, Toushiro and Kon. I seriously hope someone would! I can't imagine anyone doing this, but it would be totally awesome and I'd read it and review it! No matter how badly written, anyone daring to make this couple deserves praise xD
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Kenpachi. Oh god. I can't push away this one "COME KILL ME, I LOVE YOU." From the Zanpakuto of love. Or something like, "Stop trying to cut me and cut me!" xD <3 Matrix/Bleach crossover. That's a new one in my dictionary.
16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
About Nnoitra. Uhm. Okay, I'll just pick something random. Porcelain and the Tramps - You want. ANd then it would be a Kenpachi/Nnoitra song fic. Nnoitra thinking the lyrics about Kenny.
"You wanna tear me up, You wanna stretch me out, And what you lost i found, And now im not giving it back.
Words are worthless, when your laying in my bed. Tell me when I'm dead, is it sleeping on all the words thats you said"
Click to view17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ichigo/Isshin/Wonderweiss? Holy fuck, that is so random.
Warning: Crack, randomness, dysfunctional family with issues, adoption, possible mentions of incest
18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
xD Kenpachi trying to pick up Grimmjow? Oh god, can it be anything different from;
Kenpachi, sitting in bar, having had a few drinks with an extremely well-sculptured blue haired demon: "So, can one offer a sparring match at my personal dojo? I promise I won't go gentle on ya at all, and if you get so tired you can't take it any more, I have plenty of beds for you to fall unconsious on. Though I can't promise I'll stop just because you can't handle it any longer."
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Kon.
Today. A few hours ago. Figaro_figaro's wrote a drabble about Kon teling Renji how it came to happen, that he and Ichigo started a sexual relationship. Only a drabble, but very good.
20. What is Six's super secret kink?
HAHAHAHA! Isshin's super secret kink? Well, it could be something with playing doctor or rubbing against posters of good looking people *imagines Isshin masturbating with a picture of Masaki*. But I think his secret kink would be dressing up as a gay biker and rush off to Ryuuken's place xD
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
... Gin shagging Hollow Ichigo. Not likely to happen. Only if Gin accidently brought Ichigo to the state where he becomes half hollow, na dhe for some reason found the ne Ichigo so hot he just had to immediatly shag him. Otherwise, just no. I don't mind the pairing though.
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Urahara and Shinji? Hmmm, that's a though one =P No it isn't. Shinji tops. Most of the time anyways. I think that would be a shifting relationship depending on where in the storyline we place the couple xD
23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
Meaning: Ichigo and Shinji are in a happy relationship until Hichigo runs off with Hitsugaya. Ichigo, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gin and a brief unhappy affair with Wonderweiss, then follows the wise advice of Kon and finds true love with Urahara.
<3 Kiichigo <3 I knew Ichigo and Urahara was made for each other ;D Good advise Kon!
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Shinji/Nnoitra? I'd feel.. odd. And might be extra careful when entering ff.net and places like that.
Shinji: "No one has a smile like your's my dear prince of the long, straight teeth!"
Nnoitra: "You flatter me, the straightness of my teeth comes newhere near the perfect allignment of yours, my love."
Shinji: "Oh, Noi, I am merely a reflection of your dazzling smile~<3"
Nnoitra: "My Shin <3 You know just how to turn me on!"
Shinji and Nnoitra makes out and has a hot steamy toothbrushing session after that.
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Oh God. never again! I nearly died sereval times in the making of this.