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25th Inning

Jul 05, 2010 16:54

[Somewhere, in a warehouse uptown, Scout stands in front of a small film crew and a director. He's currently dressed as the impressive, glorious image of a young Soviet soldier who is defeating their capitalist and Nazi enemies and leading the loyal workers to victory.]Okay, so, I stab this Nazi guy, then kick the American guy in tha face, then I ( Read more... )

seriously is that all, action, glorious people's republic of scoutistan, event: soviet mayfield, voice

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glowing_science July 5 2010, 21:50:16 UTC

I didn't realize those kinds of jobs were even available. Don't let the movie star fame go to your head.

I'm an investigator.

freakinblur July 5 2010, 21:56:43 UTC

Aintcha gonna ask for my autograph?

Investigator? Of what?

glowing_science July 5 2010, 22:00:33 UTC

Only if you don't end up doing something to ruin your career. It's only worth something as long as you're still popular, you know.

I'm supposed to look into reports of subversive activity. I guess that means I'm like a KGB agent or something.

freakinblur July 5 2010, 22:04:04 UTC

You kiddin'? My flicks will be popular forever!

Oh man, that sucks. Well make sure ya put a good word in fer ol' Scout, okay? [He laughs.]

glowing_science July 5 2010, 22:12:11 UTC

It's better than the factory, so I'm not complaining. I get to walk around town as I see fit.

And I'll be sure to tell my supervisors what a fine, upstanding example of Soviet youth you are, Scout.

freakinblur July 5 2010, 22:19:17 UTC

'S what I thought.

Ha, maybe I'll get a promotion and get like, 5 beets a day now.

glowing_science July 5 2010, 22:21:37 UTC

That's just crazy talk. Aim for something more realistic, like three and a half.

[Sigh.]

This place sucks worse than usual.

freakinblur July 5 2010, 22:22:36 UTC

That's fer sure. But my guess is it won't last forever. Or that jerk Russia's got somethin' ta do with this.

glowing_science July 5 2010, 22:30:59 UTC

I hope not. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss good old Mayfield already.

I bet the creepy jerk is crying tears of joy right now.

freakinblur July 5 2010, 22:36:52 UTC

Haha, I was tellin' Ryo I KNEW people were gonna start sayin' that.

glowing_science July 5 2010, 22:38:31 UTC

Saying what? That I miss Mayfield, or that Russia is a creepy jerk?

freakinblur July 5 2010, 22:43:11 UTC

Missin' Mayfield. Everyone already knows Russia is a creepy jerk.

glowing_science July 5 2010, 22:45:55 UTC

That's a very good point.

But yeah... it kills me to say so, but I think we can all agree that this is much worse.

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