25th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Somewhere, in a warehouse uptown, Scout stands in front of a small film crew and a director. He's currently dressed as the impressive, glorious image of a young Soviet soldier who is defeating their capitalist and Nazi enemies and leading the loyal workers to victory.]Okay, so, I stab this Nazi guy, then kick the American guy in tha face, then I

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[mokorilove]

This is all going to drive me crazy! And I thought the 50's clothes were bad...

[freakinblur]

Seriously, man, the clothes they gave me don't even fit! The pants musta been made fer a Heavy, I swear ta Christ.

[mokkori_love]

And all the mokkori ladies!! They're all dressed in that awful fabric--I know this is crazy, but I miss the 50's America clothes!!

[freakinblur]

Ha! I know, right? Wait till ya here everyone in town bellyachin' about how they miss Mayfield. What a joke that'll be!

[mokkorilove]

Maybe that was the point of this little 'event'.

[freakinblur]

I was thinkin' that. It'd be pretty typical of 'em.

[mokoriluv]

Well... I guess all we can to is ride this out. I'm supposed to approve 20 State Marriages by Wednesday. Can't be too hard, right?

[freakinblur]

Yeah, honestly this job is a breeze. Even BLU's got way harder objectives than this!

[mokkorilove]

Some people got some pretty shitty jobs, though.

[freakinblur]

Oh yeah, so I been hearin'. Like how Sideswipe is supposed ya have like 5 kids by Wednesday. That is pretty freakin' hilarious. On a few levels.

[mokkoriluv]

[And Ryo stifles a laugh.]

What?!

[freakinblur]

Oh yeah, pally, you heard me right!

[mokkorilove]

I think you just made my day.

Granted, I'll start feeling bad for the guy after day 2.

[freakinblur]

Oh yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be wicked bad fer the people who don't get their shit done on time.

[mokori_love]

Whaddya' think happens to people who don't finish?

[freakinblur]

Dunno. Death? Dronin'?