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frazzled_frosty

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Jul 27, 2005 08:51

this is about the 5th time that my parents have seriously given me a lecture on 'bear safety' *sigh ( Read more... )

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keletkezes July 27 2005, 08:30:12 UTC

Because most people don't take it that seriously? Tell your parents you were more in danger of wolf attacks in Petro and Tver cos it was winter, dunno if it would help, but it's probably true. Don't mention elk or moose though, cos they're the real danger (more people are killed by elk than bears in a ratio of 10-1 or something stupid like that, cos they're bloody aggressive things).

frazzled_frosty July 27 2005, 08:51:23 UTC

well i was in more danger of bear attacks in Petro! there was a mother and her cubs living 15k from the main town.

i'm not even going to mention elk to them.... they'd probably go off and research it on the net....

keletkezes July 27 2005, 08:53:53 UTC

Nor polar bears, or snakes (yes, even in Canada), or anything remotely threat-posing... :S

frazzled_frosty July 27 2005, 08:55:20 UTC

what about dangerously attractive men who kidnap their little girl and show them what sweet, sweet lovin's all about? ;) :D :D

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keletkezes July 27 2005, 10:50:22 UTC

::falls off chair laughing:: I know, it shouldn't be funny, but the cynical realist/annihilist in me says 'bugger it, we're all going to die one day, laugh now!'

Or a 1/100 chance of being shot, raped or otherwise mishandled, I suppose. No, better just keep to the terrorist one, knowing your parents...

frazzled_frosty July 27 2005, 18:40:48 UTC

:| i think i'll just keep my mouth shut.. Dawn- you've met my parents, you should know better! LOL

blackshantung July 27 2005, 12:15:39 UTC

surely if медведs were such a threat, you would've been eaten in Russia...

РЕВЕЛ РЕВЕЛ! as Evgeny might say

frazzled_frosty July 27 2005, 18:42:40 UTC

:D ahh... those were the days... Evgeny getting all phlegmed up in his enthusiasm!

as for my parents... they're only really getting paranoid because i'm going to see a man :p :D

general_xanith July 27 2005, 13:33:18 UTC

Point behind them and go! "Look a female bear with big knockers", then run, as it tries to hump that oddly shaped tree.

frazzled_frosty July 27 2005, 18:43:45 UTC

this hopefully being a bear who's not into tiny tits? :D

*sorry.. i couldn't help it*

general_xanith July 28 2005, 08:35:15 UTC

Lol, reminding me of the piss take of care bears... I have gay bear stuck in my head. Always wondered why I had no brain

ltcmdrjim July 27 2005, 14:43:14 UTC

I know, my mum keeps telling me not to go on the underground, lest I be mistaken for a terrorist ;-)

frazzled_frosty July 27 2005, 18:34:58 UTC

lol... i wonder if you got a t-shirt saying 'i am a terrorist' in binary, anyone would notice!

*thinks* maybe best not to try.. :)