ooh the rocky
so tonight, I went to see the rocky horror picture show.
it was so amazing, getting ready with all of the rocky energy over here. even though the mood was dampered a bit by a certain puffed up arsehole, everything went off with basically no hitches. we got there and because we were terribly early, we stood outside for a while and drew many a funny look from the locals leaving the late night pizza cafe two doors down. as the earlies arrived, along with the crew, I say sparkle kitty fufu pants, yes the one that used to date beth. she had the most FANTASTIC boots on and participated as one of the regulars in the backrows, but that comes later.
anyhoo, we met most of the cast (unknowingly of course) I complimented frankenfurter on his fantastic amy brown purse and he was quite nice, chain smoking like a bitch and wearing a fantastic purse. another lady came in and she happened to have a tanktop exactly like mine, purchased also no doubt from your garden variety target store.
on with the story. towards 12 things got considerably more active, less standing about more moving around (more assholeishness, undoubtedly) and at about 12:15 we went inside. I can't recall every moment of there but I know that one guy was disappointed because chet was too young for his gay friend, there were more and more people who went inside and we talked and chatted a bit more, and then we went inside and bought our tickets and received these wonderful stamps. we stood around for a bit more then we were told we could go line up, and we had to file into our respective lines, the boys and the girls. just about then is when it hit me, I was losing my rocky virginity and it felt FANFUCKINGTASTIC. so as we got searched ("do you have any drugs or weapons or anywhere to hide it [on the fantastically tight state of my dress]) we went down the aisle that led the actual theater, and I told kesi that this was actually it. the fulfilling of our dreams since the 7th grade, we were actually going to see the rocky in a theatre with others of our caliber and kind.
so we go inside and the first damn thing we do is of course sit in the virgin rows. we all technically WERE virgins to the actual movie theatre so we went inside and sat down. all the underage virgins had a rather fun game of put the cockring on the cock, and matt and kitty won so they had to sit down (and neithe rof them had seen it. what asses) so now that they had an underover thing. it was really more under than any over, there was actually no over at all I have no idea why they call it that.
we all spread our legs apart and whomever had the most creative way to get through the line of legs won it. I definately did not win. then there were more discussions about spiral screwing a pirate (chet was dressed as a pirate) and cottage cheese coming out of robin williams nipples.
ew.
so the movie began, the actors were fantastic, and i'm not spoiling anything else because you'll have to go see it for yourselves.
they're all nice and they do what they do plenty fantastic, with great props and even greater hospitality (HORSEPITALITY) so if you've got 6 bucks handy and nothing else to do then go see the dayton affair, rocky horror pictures show, at midnight on friday nights at page manor.
then afterwards we got a picture with the fantastic frankenfurter named michael who is amazing (but we cannot seem to find his myspace anywhere.)
all in all,
one of the best fucking nights of my life.
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