Dammit!!!
Shit!!! I gotta vacuum the house today! It's part of the deal I made with my host family, ya know? They said that they'd let me stay here in complete secrecy as long as I did some chores around the house. Fuck! I should'a vaporized them with my laser pistol when I had the chance! Actually, I take that back. They're pretty cool and all. I guess I'm just throwing my anger at the fact that I have to vacuum today!
Anyway, I was planning on taking "Bozo" the Golden Retriever out with me into the woods behind the house. I'd like to gather a few more of your earth insect species for scientific tests. Some of them taste pretty good, which is the real reason why I like to go out to gather them; but I really need to start getting serious on learning more about the living creatures that inhabit your planet.
Well, if I'm ever gonna get around to doing that, I'd better get started in vacuuming the house. I swear that Jimmy makes such a freakin' mess of this house! Awwwwww shit!! I just remembered that it's my night to wash the dishes after dinner too! It's just not my frickin' day, is it??? Hopefully the Nelson's will go out to Blockbuster Video to rent some good DVD's to watch tonight. I'm tired of watching Jimmy's stupid Barney The Purple Dinosaur videos over and over. What a chump!! Oh, and I hope that we can make more of that cool stuff you guys call "popcorn" too. That stuff rocks! I can't eat too much of it though 'cuz it gives me a mean case of the shits, ya know?
Anyway, I was planning on taking "Bozo" the Golden Retriever out with me into the woods behind the house. I'd like to gather a few more of your earth insect species for scientific tests. Some of them taste pretty good, which is the real reason why I like to go out to gather them; but I really need to start getting serious on learning more about the living creatures that inhabit your planet.
Well, if I'm ever gonna get around to doing that, I'd better get started in vacuuming the house. I swear that Jimmy makes such a freakin' mess of this house! Awwwwww shit!! I just remembered that it's my night to wash the dishes after dinner too! It's just not my frickin' day, is it??? Hopefully the Nelson's will go out to Blockbuster Video to rent some good DVD's to watch tonight. I'm tired of watching Jimmy's stupid Barney The Purple Dinosaur videos over and over. What a chump!! Oh, and I hope that we can make more of that cool stuff you guys call "popcorn" too. That stuff rocks! I can't eat too much of it though 'cuz it gives me a mean case of the shits, ya know?