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[fragrant_coffee]

Been a while since my last entry. Sorry about that. All of you know how things can be in the rough and tumble life of a high school teacher. I have dragged many, kicking and screaming, into the home stretch for their primary education. The claw marks on my arms are badges of courage, both for myself and for the young people who had the audacity to

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[miles_distant]

President masks are resurging in popularity lately for burglars and the like, though I couldn't tell you why. You were really quite lucky, though you must already know that. Besides, you might have survived had he shot you in the visor.

[fragrant_coffee]

How delightfully tacky.

I suppose I might have. I had forgotten I was wearing it, to tell you the truth, so it did not occur to me.

[miles_distant]

Yes, I suppose we aren't at our most logical when we're faced with the barrel of a gun.

I'd admonish your recklessness, but I've seen the outcome of many worse reactions to a situation like that. I imagine you're far harder to kill than is expected of you by most. Congratulations.

I assume you also stayed long enough to give a witness' report to the police? If so, perhaps I or one of my subordinates will be giving you a call.

[fragrant_coffee]

Time and steam wait for no man, prosecutor, and I had places to be and java to drink.

[miles_distant]

Hm. Somehow I am not surprised.

[objectionplease]

I would've been Jimmy Carter!!

[fragrant_coffee]

Try Rutherford B. Hayes, Ron. That would fit you better, I think.

[objectionplease]

He DID have VERY impressive facial hair...

[fragrant_coffee]

You know, I don't think I've ever seen you with a beard. How well does it come in?

[objectionplease]

Um...n-not very well.....it comes in small patches...

[delitefulwife]

I like a clean-shaven man~