So Michael Jackson just died. Guess his heart just decided it didn't want to beat it...

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Also, 4th year sucks large hairy monkey balls. That is all.

Gay penguins try and steal eggs to become dads

Apparently at some zoo in China, a couple of gay penguins have been trying to steal eggs from other penguins so that they can become parents.

I think that's both cute and funny!