taken from bizme
What is the most functional word?
Well it's Shit .... That's right, Shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:
You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
Buy shit, sell shit,
Lose shit, find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference between shit and shine.
There are lucky shits
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
and sweet shits.
There is bull shit,
Horse shit,
and chicken shit
you can throw shit,
Sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit,
or serve shit,
You can be happier than a pig in shit,
or You can find yourself in deep shit.
Some days are cold as shit,
some days are hot as shit,
and some days are just plan shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit,
or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit's creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes every thing you touch
turns to shit.
And others times you fall in a
bucket of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
Pass this shit along, if you give a shit...
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hahahahaha... yea that made my day :)
Got calls from people I haven't heard from in a while last night, the most exciting being from Elena with news that I'm not really allowed to tell but will make for an exciting semester back at school, lol :p (sucks that I can't tell, eh?)
secondly, due to lack of other things to do, I've been regressing back to a teenybopper state of mind (and that just sucks lol)
First came the breaking out of the BSB CD collection... not so bad, understandable considering I can only listen to specific CD's for consecutive trips on the train
Second came when i caught myself daydreaming about life as Mrs. Nikita Carter
Third came the contemplation that I go to Nick Carter events in NYC the first weekend of Sept (a free concert thingy at south street seaport and a boat race at battery park)
Fourth is in progress... updating oneself on the rumour mill & posting on LiveDaily's forums
see what boredom does to you? *sigh*
Now who can I convince to come with me to these events :D
Well it's Shit .... That's right, Shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:
You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
Buy shit, sell shit,
Lose shit, find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference between shit and shine.
There are lucky shits
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
and sweet shits.
There is bull shit,
Horse shit,
and chicken shit
you can throw shit,
Sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit,
or serve shit,
You can be happier than a pig in shit,
or You can find yourself in deep shit.
Some days are cold as shit,
some days are hot as shit,
and some days are just plan shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit,
or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit's creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes every thing you touch
turns to shit.
And others times you fall in a
bucket of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
Pass this shit along, if you give a shit...
******************
hahahahaha... yea that made my day :)
Got calls from people I haven't heard from in a while last night, the most exciting being from Elena with news that I'm not really allowed to tell but will make for an exciting semester back at school, lol :p (sucks that I can't tell, eh?)
secondly, due to lack of other things to do, I've been regressing back to a teenybopper state of mind (and that just sucks lol)
First came the breaking out of the BSB CD collection... not so bad, understandable considering I can only listen to specific CD's for consecutive trips on the train
Second came when i caught myself daydreaming about life as Mrs. Nikita Carter
Third came the contemplation that I go to Nick Carter events in NYC the first weekend of Sept (a free concert thingy at south street seaport and a boat race at battery park)
Fourth is in progress... updating oneself on the rumour mill & posting on LiveDaily's forums
see what boredom does to you? *sigh*
Now who can I convince to come with me to these events :D