VI: this is all teppic will talk about, kthanx.

[abdicatedgod]

One thing I never understood about army uniforms:

Why do they make them bright colours? They're hardly inconspicuous, and they're the ugliest things I've seen in a long while.

Although the blood barely shows on this one.

Does anyone know how to clean wool? This thing is rather disgusting filthy Like Corporal Nobbs' pajamas dirty

Comments

[talkstofungus]

Wear something else, man.

You okay?

[abdicatedgod]

I don't plan on wearing it, but if I'm going to keep it at all, it needs to be clean.

Yes, yes, I'm fine.

[talkstofungus]

What's dirty about it?

[abdicatedgod]

It's covered in blood, sweat and dust.

[talkstofungus]

Well, have you tried washing it yet? I mean...the blood will be in there forever, though. Maybe.

[abdicatedgod]

I don't know how to wash it without ruining it.

[talkstofungus]

Oh, well, then I can't really help you on that one. I don't think I've washed any of my own clothes before I got here.

[abdicatedgod]

Me neither. That's... sort of the problem.

[talkstofungus]

That's not a problem. Someone will know!

[abdicatedgod]

Angelica's going to show me!

So you were right.

[talkstofungus]

Awesome! So you don't even have to go too far.

[abdicatedgod]

...No, I guess not. Her help is definitely appreciated.

[talkstofungus]

Good. So you'll have a uniform that you don't...really need?

[abdicatedgod]

Nor want.

But that man was prepared to put his life on the line for that uniform. So the least I can do is keep it well.

[talkstofungus]

Wow, yeah. I guess that makes it special. Good for you. Now it'll be clean.

[abdicatedgod]

Well, soon it will be.