[Hurried, but very precise writing.]

Someone help me! I can't... I don't know what half these things they want me to do are, and everyone keeps thinking I'm lazy or an idiot and this isn't fair!

none of this is fair.

This is Teppic. I'm... alive. [He thinks.] Jane? Angelica? Luigi? Anyone?

We should have parties more often. It wasn't, I'll admit, anything like the parties at school - where the girls from Quirm came to, uh, court us, apparently. I thought they were all terrific snobs... I imagine they thought much the same of us. Although, I will also admit that when I was 16 or so, I was only interested in the impossibility of Lady T ( Read more... )

[Teppic was sneaking in Luigi's flat. Partly to get Luigi's clothes, partly to save him having to lend him his clothes, and partly because he needed to use his assassin skills for something worthwhile. His injuries meant that the usual route of through the window was out, so, armed with Luigi's key, he was aiming to go in through the front door, ( Read more... )

Gods, I lost track of so many things I meant to do yesterday.

I'm bored, though.

Sometimes, at school, we played board games in the evening. There was quite a good one involving guild politics that I can't quite remember. Don't tell me I still can't

I would suggest a more active or involved game, but I might get shouted at shouldn't get up at ( Read more... )

One thing I never understood about army uniforms:

Why do they make them bright colours? They're hardly inconspicuous, and they're the ugliest things I've seen in a long while.

Although the blood barely shows on this one.

Does anyone know how to clean wool? This thing is rather disgusting filthy Like Corporal Nobbs' pajamas dirty ( Read more... )

[A communication written from the ship, late last night, completely and accidentally public (well, to those of you who are literate),]

Pirates! send help.

She's going down, send help. Please.

[Semi-Spam][There's a flash of a white shirt and breeches in the water, and then some flailing of legs ( Read more... )

It turns out, drawing a map is a quite difficult undertaking. I have been... sufficiently educated in the arts, although I never was very talented at it.

But drawing a map seems to be quite troublesome by itself. I think I shall return to this later.

[Private to Luigi]

I think I got that particular holiday right.

[Private to Raoul]I'm a ( Read more... )

I think I am coming to understand these customs quite easily, but... I have quite a pertinent question ( Read more... )

I thought I'd take a trip to the market and see if there was anything I could eat. [Not cook. Teppic doesn't know how to cook ( Read more... )

Hello?

Does this

I seem to be able to read what other people have written. Can anyone read this?

If you can, I'd like to ask for help ask about the current, well, weather. It's really quite cold... we don't even have weather like this in Ankh-Morpork, so [scribbles ( Read more... )