Copied/Edited from Ashley

[fr3akstuh]

Let's get n-a-s-t-y.

This weekend was fucking fan-tas-tic.

Friday:
-FV talent show
-Would you be my girl? I will be your girl.
-SO SICK
-girls screaming for roses...
-seeing Chi Dang
-feeling so incredibly UNtalented
-massaged Ashley w/ my fingers, which are blessed by God.
-puttputt, taptap, thumpthumped down stairs
-walking through a freaking labyrinth because it's apparently too difficult to number houses in order
-"I'm dizzy"
-Ashley loves physiology
-SLURRRRRRP.
-up until 4AM. "FUCK ASHLEY. FUCK YOU. FUCK, YOU STUPID BITCH!"

Saturday:
-Ashley woke Nancy and I up at 6AM, hopping at the end of the bed whispering "I'm borreeed."
-She got a book out of her car and sat there reading.
-fell asleep again till 10:30
-Chipotle basically makes million$ off of us
-aZnfied at Westminster Mall
-driving back to VP to get Megha's skirt
-driving back to FV to get to work
-encountered some Bolsheviks and got some "stretch lace"
-learned why college is so important: sewing is not fun.
-ashley stepped on a needle.
-waiting for Nancy to get ready.........lol stupid high maintenance girl.
-fake lashes!
-bitchy teacher
-getting our freak on
-Hole in One!!
-S-L-U-T! clap clap GO SLUTS!
-animal-style fries
-rain!
-dun dun dun dun dundundun (doodoo doodoo doo)

Sunday:
-getting up at 10
-enjoying some Mongolian Bbq
-LDC