Ironing Chronicles
Dear Fiance/Husband-to-be
The first thing i’m gonna give away to the salvation army is this shirt of yours that’s taking me 25 mins to iron.
25 mins!!!! I iron like 3 times over everywhere and I STILL can see wrinkles. I can put full wayang make up on faster man.
I have never seen a shirt more stubborn than this. It looked fine and all crisp on the ironing board, but once I hold it up.. my jaw drops in horror… It looks like it hasn’t been ironed. WTF. The fabric this shirt is made of is too amazing for me.
When I get paid the next time I will go out and buy you many many shirts you can fit into. Ugly nvm. One BIG criteria. Tag must say “IRON-FREE”.
I swear I will never insult your choice of clothes/fashion again, as long as they are IRON-FREE. Sompah.
<3
For now, it’s back to the ironing board. Blogging this is even faster than ironing that shirt.
Love
Your Fiancee/Wife-to-be (who has never ironed in her life prior to this)
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