EDIT: [additional filter away from Seta Soujiro]
For some, strange reason, I felt like taking one of these “surveys” today. I found them on the “internet”!
• c o n f e s s i o n s •~•*be honest*•~- y e s - o r - n o -I'M AFRAID OF SILENCE:No. I TALK A LOT WHEN I GET NERVOUS:No. I AM REALLY TICKLISH:Mmm . . . it depends on where~! I'VE BEEN CALLED A TEASE:Yes~! I'VE BEEN CALLED "JAIL-BAIT":No. I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK:No. I'M AFRAID OF FACING MY BACK TO OPEN DOORS AT NIGHT:No. I CAN'T SLEEP IN A ROOM IF THE CLOSET DOOR IS OPEN:No. I AM A HOMOSEXUAL:Love does not limit to gender~! I would still love my beloved Mitsuhide if the City turned him into a girl~! ♥ I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE:Oh, yes! Absolutely! ♥ I've found it with Mitsuhide, after all! ♥ I'VE RUN AWAY FROM HOME:Mmm . . . perhaps. I LISTEN TO POLITICAL MUSIC:No. I COLLECT COMIC BOOKS:What are comic books? I SHUT OTHERS OUT WHEN I'M SAD:Mmm . . . sometimes. I'VE STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT:Yes, of course. The work of a doctor is not limited to working hours only. I OPEN UP TO OTHERS EASILY:Not quite. I AM KEEPING A SECRET FROM THE WORLD:Mmm . . . that’s a secret. I WATCH THE NEWS:No. I OWN OVER 5 RAP CD'S:What is "rap"? I LOVE DISNEY MOVIES:What are "Disney movies"? I AM A SUCKER FOR GREEN EYES:I like gray ones the best! ♥ I AM A SUCKER FOR BROWN EYES:See answer above. I AM A SUCKER FOR BLUE EYES:See two answers above. I DON'T KILL BUGS:No. I ask someone else to do it for me? I CURSE:I do not notice, but perhaps when the situation calls for it. I'VE CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND:Never. My beloved Mitsuhide will always be the only one for me. ♥ I'VE SLIPPED AND FELL IN PUBLIC:As if I could do something as inelegant! I'VE SLIPPED OUT A "LOL" IN A REAL CONVERSATION:What is a "LOL"? I LOVE SPAM:I've seen those in the groceries, but I have never tried them. I'M A GOOD COOK:I would like to think so! I HAVE WORN PAJAMAS TO CLASS:I don't own a pair of pajamas . . . I’ve seen those in the store . . . that might be nice though! I HAVE OWNED SOMETHING FROM ABERCROMBIE:I don't have much modern clothing . . . I WANT A BETTER JOB..OR A JOB:No. I love my profession. I'VE TALKED ON THE PHONE FOR 6+ HOURS:I haven't used the phone . . . I usually do voice posts through the network, though . . . I LOVE DR. PHIL:I don't even know Dr. Phil. I LIKE SOMEONE:I don't just like someone. I love someone very, very much, and we shall be married soon! ♥ I AM GUILTY OF TyPiNg LiKe ThIs:That looks strange. I AM SELF-CONSCIOUS:Not quite~! I LOVE TO LAUGH:Yes! I DRINK ALCOHOL FREQUENTLY:Only when the occasion calls for it. I'VE SMOKED A PACK OF CIGARETTES IN 1 DAY:I don't smoke. It is bad for the health. I'M NOT A VIRGIN:The night I gave myself to my beloved is one I will treasure forever. ♥ I LOVE LORD OF THE FLIES:Flies? I EAT COUGH DROPS WHEN I'M NOT SICK:That goes against prescription! I CAN'T SWALLOW PILLS:They are alright. I HAVE A LOT OF SCARS:Just a few. I CAN'T SLEEP IF I KNOW THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE ROOM:Definitely not! I LOVE CHOCOLATE:Oh, yes, very much! ♥ I BITE MY NAILS:No. I TWIRL MY HAIR:Occasionally, though I enjoy running my fingers through it more. I AM COMFORTABLE WITH BEING ME:Yes! I PLAY COMPUTER GAMES WHEN I'M BORED:I've never tried them . . . I TAKE THESE GAY SURVEYS WHEN I'M BORED:This is the first time I've ever accomplished one of these! I'VE SEEN A SHOOTING STAR:Yes, I have. I'VE HAD A "MENAGE A TROIS":No! There is only one person who I will love. ♥ I'VE GONE OUT IN PUBLIC IN MY PAJAMAS:I really should buy myself pajamas . . . I'VE KISSED A STRANGER:No. I was kissed by one at the time, but he was ill and mistook me for someone else. I'VE KISSED SOMEONE FOR THE HELL OF IT:No. When I kiss someone, it's because I love the person. I'VE HUGGED A STRANGER:Yes. I'VE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX:How very inelegant. I'VE LAUGHED AND HAD SOME TYPE OF BEVERAGE COME OUT OF MY NOSE:Again. How very inelegant! I'VE PUSHED ALL THE BUTTONS IN AN ELEVATOR:Why would you want to do that? I'VE MADE OUT IN AN ELEVATOR:Not yet . . . Ne, Mitsuhide, we should do that, mmm? ♥ I'VE KICKED A GUY WHERE IT HURTS ON PURPOSE:No, but if I am forced to, I will. I'VE BEEN SKYDIVING:What is "sky diving"? I'VE BEEN BUNGEE JUMPING:What is "bungee jumping"? I'VE HAD STITCHES:No. I'VE BITTEN SOMEONE..AS A JOKE:The use of the teeth . . . hmm . . . I'VE BEEN TO NIAGARA FALLS:No. I'VE HAD THE CHICKEN POX:No. I'VE CRASHED INTO A CAR:No. I'VE BEEN TO JAPAN:I've lived there for the past 23 years of my life. I'VE RIDDEN IN A TAXI:No. I'VE SHOPLIFTED:No! How horrible. I'VE BEEN FIRED:No. I'VE HAD FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T HAVE THEM BACK:No. I'VE STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB:No! Definitely not! I'VE BEEN ON A BLIND DATE:Yes. I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER:No. I'VE CELEBRATED MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS:No. Is that nice? I'VE BEEN TO EUROPE:No. I think that it would be lovely, though. I'VE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER, AND/OR EMPLOYEE:No. And I never will, because there's only one person I will share my bed with for the rest of my life. ♥ I'VE BEEN MARRIED:Not yet~! Will be married soon~! ♥ I'VE GOTTEN DIVORCED:Never have, and never will! I'VE BEEN PREGNANT:Not yet . . . Maybe someday, when Mitsuhide and I are ready to raise a family. What do you think, my love? I'VE SEEN SOMETHING/SOMEONE DYING:. . . Yes. I HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE I WANT TO KILL:No. I'VE DRIVEN OVER 400 MILES IN 1 DAY:No. I'VE BEEN TO CANADA:No. I'VE BEEN ON A PLANE:Not yet! I'VE SEEN THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW:What is that? I'VE THROWN UP FROM DRINKING:No, thank God. I'VE EATEN SUSHI:I eat it on a regular basis! I'VE BEEN SKIING:Not yet! I'VE BEEN ICE SKATING: Yes, and it’s nice!I'VE CRIED IN PUBLIC: Yes.I'VE TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE:Life is too beautiful to waste, and I have friends and a special someone to share it with.I'VE LIKED SOMEONE EVEN THOUGH I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE:No. I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONE ALMOST 24/7: Of course~! Mitsuhide is always on my mind! ♥I'VE HATED THE WORLD: It can be harsh, but no. And the world is wonderful right now~! Kaoru-san and Ken-san are together again, and Mitsuhide and I are to be married! Everything is just right! ♥
This survey is making me want to buy myself a pair of pajamas . . . something in blue, perhaps~! Simple, but elegant, and light! And, of course, I must buy a matching pair for
Mitsuhide! ♥
Ah, but does that mean I have to wear modern underwear under those pajamas? Would it feel alright if I wore nothing at all? Hmm . . .