I wrote this, posted it, and I have not had any illicit solicitations since...Except the religious types, but they stopped coming after I started answering the door topless sooo... (I know I played fast and loose with the rhyme and rhythm, just go with it :)

NO SOLICITORS!

DO NO KNOCK

DO NOT RING

I’M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PRODUCT

YOU WILL NOT SELL ME ( Read more... )

I slide inside you

So deep inside

Without you I am less of a man

You wrap yourself around me you hold me

You are the only one who understands my needs -

With each move of my fingers I can bring a new expression to your face

You are under my spell and I am cold and lost without you

You respond to my every command gladly without reserve

My partner, you ( Read more... )