My watermelon priorities have changed.
$500 to the person who can spit a watermelon seed the furthest.
$1000 if you beat the record.
All the times I've mocked the concept of predestination, determinism, yuanfen, fate...
Alas, God has a plan for me after all.

Texas Board Of Education cuts Thomas Jefferson out of its textbooks.

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