Merlin 2x09 - In which the Gei strikes again and Hetero subplots are stupid

Nov 24, 2009 23:32

I have to admit that I was not looking forward to this episode. I was still really stung from last week, despite all the things I had read and sort of coming to terms with the ending (even coming to understand why it happened). Didn't mean I liked it any less. So I was even considering not getting up at 4am (after a big night out) just to watch ( Read more... )

fangirl, lolz, slash, merlin reaction, squeegasmic

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twisting_fate9 November 24 2009, 17:29:21 UTC
THAT UTHER WAS BUYING HIMSELF AN IN-COURT PROSISTUTE.

SRLSY BB IF UTHER AND HIS SEXY SELF WAS GETTING A PROSTITUTE THEY WOULD BE MERLIN FAR MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN FREYA. OKAI.

LOL STOP USING THE WORD CAGE SO MANY TIMES. I AM BLUSHING. THAT IT WHAT YOU DO TO ME, YOU MAKE ME BLUSH AT THE WORD CAGE.

AND YOU! YOU ACCUSING MY POOR INNOCENT BB MERLIN OF STARING AT SOME GIRLS CLEAVAGE, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE STARES AT ANYTHING OTHER THAN ARTHUR'S GLORIOUSLY NAKED CHEST IN THIS EPISODE. I WILL CONTINUE TO BLATANTLY IGNORE THE HET LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER DONE BEFORE. HAHHAHHA looking at her like he’d like to lick her all over OMG BUT I WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO BE SO BADLY. UNNFFF WHY DOES THE WORLD NOT GIVE ME COLIN MORGAN TO LICK? WHY WORLD? WHY?

He even confirms it with his next sentence when he says “OI, where’s the meat????”HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA *DIES WITH GLEE ( ... )

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twisting_fate9 November 24 2009, 17:36:35 UTC
*headdesk*

my lack to typing skills are evident in this comment.
FORGIVE ME.

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lastfallen_hope November 24 2009, 18:25:47 UTC
your typos take years to understand medear :D

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foxie_trot November 25 2009, 02:01:06 UTC
LOL don't worry love, I understand what you mean. But holy balls, that comment is massive. XD

I FORGIVE YOU.

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foxie_trot November 26 2009, 07:18:44 UTC
FIRST I MUST SAY: I CAME IN MY PANTS AT YOUR ICON. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HOW CUTE IS COLIN MORGAN. *DIEZ*

BUT YES, YOU ARE RIGHT IN THE FACT THAT MERLIN IS THE IN-COURT PROSITUTE. OMG, WHAT WAS I THINKING. MERLIN WOULD BE WAY MORE ~MAGICAL~ WITH HIS SEXING TIEMZ ANYWAY. XD

LOL GOOD, YOU SHOULD BE BLUSHING. THAT WAS MY INTENT ALL ALONG. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

IGNORE THE HET WITH ME LOVE, IT'S SO EASY TO DO. SADLY I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, AND WISH THAT I WAS THE ONE THAT GOT TO LICK COLIN MORGAN ALL OVER. OR AT LEAST GET TO KISS HIM, I'M NOT PICKY. UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH. THE UNIVERSE IS INDEED A CRUEL, CRUEL MISTRESS.

ON THE SUBJECT OF TERRIBLE MANSERVANTS ... ITS SO FREAKIN OBVIOUS THAT MERLIN WOULD HAVE TO BE DOING *SOMETHING* FANTASTIC IN BED TO BE KEEPING HIS JOB. AFTER ALL, EVERY TIME ARTHUR MENTIONS THE CODE WORD[S] "CHORES" OR "POLISH MY ARMOUR", WE HAVE A SCENE CUT BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THE BEEB CAN'T SHOW THE GAYSEX THAT IS SEXING UP ALL OVER THE ROOM. AND YOU KNOW MERLIN WOULD BE GOOD, HIS MAGIC WOULD MAKE ANY KIND OF SEX JUST ELECTRIFYING.

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