It is with a heavy heart that I make this announcement.
I will not be returning for another next season. As a few of you know, last month I gained access to my inheritance and it is my intention to return to my real life outside this house. It's been fun and certainly more educational than I could've imagined. I wanted to thank the fans for both their support and well wishes throughout this time and my housemates for their company. It is my sincere hope that I was able to entertain you a little, at the very least, but at the end of the month, I bid you farewell.
Thank you.
[There. It's done. Now I can get back to reality where I belong.]
[OOC: Strike's deleted.]