alias (in the back of my head)
Eight billion Alias icons, and this one turns out to be the most appropriate. Heh.
Oh, wow. Violence. I LOVE violence!
No, seriously. Violence is awesome. There's plot associated, I'm sure, but I don't care, because violence. Dude, something just exploded! JJ kicked it up a notch!
Aw. Nadia and Sydney and their bestest Auntie Evil. YAY!
Oh, Vaughn. Poor, stupid Vaughn.
Weiss's grandfather died and MARSHALL'S running the card ring? VAUGHN IS THE WORST BEST FRIEND EVER. Alternately, poor Greg Grunberg and his new unpickedup pilot.
Is Vaughn asking Jack to marry him?
I... Vaughn. Oh, Vaughn. Do you know what happened to the LAST person who asked Jack Bristow's permission to marry his daughter? SLICED AND DICED IN THE BATHTUB.
That said, Jack? Jack is the hottest thing ever. Heeeeeee.
"While I've come to believe you're not as useless as I'd first imagined..."
*love!*
Ooh, sekrit spy crap. AWESOME.
Oh, no! Don't hurt Nadia! OMG, ANGELA BASSETT, DON'T HURT NADIA!
They're sneaking up on her in the shower? ...Hot.
God damn, Syd can't go two years without her roommate being some type of criminal, can she?
"A secret drawer of knives"? Heeeeee.
Elena! Elena Elena Elena! Eeeeeee. Jack is SO MUCH SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
He probably knows she's Elena because he slept with her.
"She is a Derevko." The more I take things out of context, the more I find them hot.
Eight minute teaser? That's so... un-Alias.
Commercials.
Hit the bricks! Oh, HELL yes!
ilanabean42 and orangepenguino, I miss you!
Oh, Nadia. Poor Nadia. With her hotass black turtleneck and her hotass... self.
Sloane is so slimy and so. upsettingly. hot. (Hey, Ilana, you can't edit it this time! HOW'S THAT FEEL?)
"I don't understand. Why are we in China?" Why are we in China inded. Hee.
This is gorgeous filmographyness.
My life has apparently been reduced to squeeing and saying "Eee, Nadia, HOT!" I think I'm funnier with an audience.
Oh, Nadia, the VIRGIN MARY of Rambaldiism. Except bitch ain't a virgin. Not if Weiss was involved. Or Jack. Or Sydney. Or... mmm, Nadia.
OMG. I love this! He loves his daughter BECAUSE SHE'S A RAMBALDI ARTIFACT? That's BEAUTIFUL.
Eee. Dude, say what you will about Rambaldi, but he has SUCH an appreciation for beautiful things
I. LOVE. THIS. OMG.
Also, TiVo is my girlfriend, because I got to watch that scene in slow.
OMB, SLOANEMONKEY.
*dies of squee*
I am sad Sloane is not good, as I'd imagined. I thought it would be amazing. But perhaps that is not th eway of Rambaldi.
SLOANE!
Mia Maestro needs to stop being freakishly hot. Actually? She needs to never, ever stop.
I like to imagine that while they filmed this act, Jen Garner and Mikey Vartan were sitting in a quiet corner of the set while he cried and she explained to him that she did love him, she just really loved... Ben. Yeah, I don't buy that either.
Commercial.
The awesome thing about TiVo is that there ISN'T ENOUGH TIME FOR A CONVERSATION.
I love that Rambaldi's endgame changes EVERY SEASON.
Also, that every time I hear "End Game", I think of Brian Thompson on X-Files. Hee.
"Don't touch the fur. Alright, you may touch the fur." I LOVE COSTUMES SO MUCH.
You know, I don't really find Jen Garner attractive. But I find what they're doing with her attractive. And... dude, that's enough. HOTT. Even though I find Jen G hotter when she's not playing at uberfemme.
...I love Syd.
NADIA IS AN OVERFLOWAGE OF HOTNESS.
"Your dad's totally on it." See, the problem with watching in Jersey si that I can not let out a squeeful "FUCK YEAH."
Syd and Sloane scenes make me the happiest monkey in the universe. And, see? Syd is hotter here.
Aw, hard thing for everyone to view. Well, hard forSloane, at least. Not so much for Syd.
Although I'd guess his STABBING HER IN THE NECK was hard for her to deal with. Hee.
Commercial!
*cries*
ILANA AND KATIE I MISS YOU.
I love how much Syd refuses to acknowledge that she is SO MUCH DUMBER THAN SLOANE.
Ooh, is Angela Bassett going to sleep with Dixon? Because... hot.
Oh, they are sleeping together already. I get it. Again, HOT.
Jack is the HOTTEST THING KNOWN TO MAN.
With all of these references to "the only Derevko we have", call me crazy, but I think we might get an Irina!
Jack torturing would be enjoyable? Oh, god, hot. I am DYING of hot. I am DEAD FROM HOT.
I am so sad that Jack did not actually predict this.
God, did any member of the Derevko family NOT have a crush on Rambaldi?
OH MY GOD IT IS SO CLEAR JACK KILLED NO ONE BECAUSE HE LOVES IRINA SO MUCH OMG LOVE.
"Do you think we can trust her?" "She's a Derevko." <3!!!!!
Sloane! Working with Elena! Bringing down the man! Damn the man! Or hire smarter ones!
He's born again! OMG! <3! *adds tally to XF reference in my head and then SQUEEEEEE*
Commercial.
Oh, man, I love this show something FIERCE.
It's weird for the station label to be for ABC7. Hee.
Shoot to kill! Whee, motherfuckers!
There is Drama. You know what's hot? Drama. You know what's hotter? EXPLOSIONS.
Nadia's running. I'm... just observing, here.
Sloane is the badassiest. I love him so much it hurts.
Eee, DON'T KILL DIXON YOU FUCKER.
Dixon is NOT A MAN DOWN. OMG. Of course, I knew this had to happen. Any time Dixon is happy SOMEONE FUCKING GETS KILLED.
OMG DADDY DAUGHTER TIME!
OMG JACK/IRINA TIME!
*explodes!*
Nadia needs a hug. And possibly a gun.
Jack... just approved of Vaughn asking Syd to marry him? I am SO CONFUSED. What the FUCK just happened? *KERMITFLAIL* Did they lobotomize Jack?
Irina. Is a prisoner. Shackled.
Well. Okay then.
...*dies*
Commercial.
Except not. But if they hadn't had that two-hour ep this week, THIS WOULD HAVE ENDED THE WEEK? OMG, I am all aflutter.
Jack in a tux. Jack in atux. JACK IN A TUX
OMG IRINA IN A LONG DRESS OMG I AM DEAD FROM IRINA IN A DRESS AND THE HAIR AND THE ILANA AND KATIE WHY AM I NOT WATCHING WITH YOU?????
*explodes*
Seriously, I'm grinning. I'm grinning so much I can't stop smiling. DID EVERYONE SEE IRINA?
Oh, man. Are they going to have sex? They are! They're going to get drunk and have spysex!
Or dance. Oh my god, they're going to dance. They're going to be the HOTTEST PEOPLE ON EARTH and DANCE.
Oh, with the kissing. With the kissing, and my heart breaking, and I honestly don't know whcih of them I want to be right now.
Oh, no, Jack really did believe she did it! Oh no! He really DID think that! I thought he was just playing at it! OMG MY HEART HURTS.
How can anyone think Logan is a woobie AFTER SEEING JACK BRISTOW?
Dead with a bullet wound, Irina really does not look like herself. I-- oh, that's intentional. I get it.
OMG. THE HELIX PROTOCOL GOING BACK TO SEASON TWO THIS IS SO HOT I COULD BE ACTUALLY DEAD.
Oh, god, Sydney doesn't want to hope and Jack just wants his one true love back! ONE TRUE LOVE!
That said, I do not believe for a SECOND anyone could capture Irina and keep her in chains. Although don't think I'm not enjoying the mental image.
WEISSMONKEY!
God, this is SO HOT with the DRAMA and the EEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Why is Nadia so hot? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
That said, why does Mia Maestro look about 10 years older in this episode than in the past one.
Oh, man, dude. DUDE. I want this episode to last 4eva.
Also? I think we're ALL hoping that.
God, this is hot.
See? Explosions, even!
Commercials. Whee!
You know what else has been posted on the web? SO MUCH FANFIC I CAN HARDLY STAND IT.
Endgames are love.
Ooooooooh. Orchid! ORCHID!
I think Marhsall just summarized the ENTIRE SEASON.
Weiss + world domination = otp.
OMB, Jack's all "Irina Derevko" rather than "my most beloved"!!! <3. So much less than three.
My family keeps interrupting me, so I keep having to rewind and watch again. That's not really my fault, you know? It's just... yes.
This show = eeeeeeee!
She talks dread, and then he kisses her. But I'm not saying anything. Not a WORD.
"And to disable a GIANT RED BALL." Hee. I do love how seriously this show takes itself-- which is to say, not.
"Without you, I'd be lost." Okay, you know how I was saying this show needs to not refer to Aliases? It also shouldn't refer to being Lost. Or Felicity, for that matter, in case it comes up.
Oh, man, Vartan totally just walked off set and cried.
Nadia wants to see her mommy! *squeals*
I... dear god, I love these scenes. I think I missed the dialogue. The... rough. The... oh, man, with the rough. With the on comms.
*REWINDS OMG*
Oh, man, pretty people are dancing and somewhere in APO, Jack is going to choke a bitch. This is the BEST THING EVER.
I am finding Syd/Vaughn oddly hot right now. And I don't know why.
Well, actually I do. Aggressive. And hot. And... good god.
Poor Jack. But yay us. I think they're actually having sex on the dance floor. I think Sydney just had an orgasm.
I find the violence just as hot as the sex. I don't really know what that says about me.
Armageddon! ARMAGEDDON! *is brushing over desire to write Alias/Welcome to the Ark crossover fic*
Heeeeeelix!
I love that Irina was doubled. Irina and Francie, man. Two most important hot chicks on the show.
Commercials.
I cannot bring myself to fast-forward anymore; I like anticipation too much.
Eeeee. Jack, Nadia, and Sydney family trip? OMG. I wonder if they'll fight over who gets to sit next to Irina on the way home. Ooh, maybe theycan play the game where Syd and Nadia have to identify license plates from different states!
Nadia and Sydney have a psychic bond. A psychic bond of SEX.
Did I type that out loud?
Oh my god, poor Nadia. And poor Syd. And poor Jack. And also SQUEEEEEEOMG.
Is this the point where we're supposed to realize Irina is bait for Nadia? Because... well, duh. (Unless I'm wrong. I hope I'm wrong. I want them to have one big happy spyfamily. I've told you all about my desire for Christmas and Thanksgiving fic, right?)
OMG, IRINA.
...They did NOT break Irina.
OMG.
Commercials.
I AM ALIVE WITH SQUEAKING.
*cannot restrain self from fast-forwarding this time*
OMG, IRINA.
Everything is dark and yelling-y and Irina is the HOTTEST THING EVER FUCKING CHRIST.
One girl fighting bad guys = good.
Two girls fighting bad guys = better.
Three girls fighting bad guys = shiny.
IRINA, NADIA, AND SYD fighting bad guys = *dead*
Go boooooooom.
OMG. FAMILY VACATION!
I... I could watch the reunion scene all day. With the HITTING. And the...
*aliasgasm*
MERIDEL. Meridel, why are you not here to watch with me RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
I love that she hits him and Nadia and Syd are just like "bitch, you deserved that."
Irina is smarter than everyone else in the KNOWN UNIVERSE.
Oh, dude, they broke Irina. How do you DO that?
Seriously, it's just NOT RIGHT WITH JESUS that Irina is this hot while this broken.
Nadia needs a hug. Nadia needs EIGHT BILLION HUGS.
GOD Irina's fucking hot.
Mommy and Daddy are fighting, and the kids are on Mommy's side. Hee.
Oh, no. Irina. Nadia. Irina. Nadia. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I think I just exploded. I THINK I JUST EXPLODED. THERE ARE TINY PIECES OF ME ALL OVER THE GREATER NEW YORK METROPOLITAN AREA.
Commercial.
My father, making fun of me, upon hearing my squeeing about Irina's return, and HOW she returned, and WHAT HAPPENED, and IF SHE'S BACK NEXT YEAR: "I think it was just a one-shot deal."
There will be a time when I can stop laughing at that. But I don't think it's yet that time.
I have absolutely no idea what Vaughn is saying. NO IDEA WHATSOEVER. He talks too fast.
Angela Bassett's about to go possssssstal.
Dear LORD Irina is hot.
In my head, the Muller device is related to the same-named museum in Philly. Hee.
GodDAMMIT, Angela Bassett!
I... that is NOT the last of Irina that we're seeing this season. That. Is. NOT.
God. This is SO FUCKING HOT. This entire show is SO FUCKING HOT.
I am devastated that Sydney is right? But I'm okay with Syd being right when the result is HOTASS IRINA INVOLVEMENT.
Holy SHIT she's attractive. I just... DUDE.
Are they going to have sex now? Because it's clear they want to.
Commercials.
Y'all, I've included Wife Swap n my TV To-Do List, and if you watch Dancing With the Stars, I'm going to be judging you. I just want you to think about that for a minute.
NO Irina does not need life in prison. Jesus FUCK, people. Irina needs life in Jack's bed.
They are SO HOT TOGETHER. Jesus. I HAVE NO WORDS.
I want them all to run away from the CIA and everything, and just be a spyfamily in the wild.
Oh, man, she's... she's a MOMMY. Why is my mommy not as cool as Irina?
Vaughn and Syd would, I'd imagine, be a lot hotter if this scene were not after the Jack and Irina HOTNESS OF MASS PROPORTIONS.
Also, if he weren't a character proposing marriage to the woman who's played by the actress whose marriage he broke up, and who is currently engaged to be married to BEN AFFLECK. Or... are they marrying? Or just having a kid?
"Ask me on the beach" makes me happy. Like, happier than you could ever imagine. I don't even like the ship? But happy!
This show is so fucking cool, I am in actual physical pain. Like, I don't even know what just happened at the end? But HOTT.
OMG, next week on Alias. OMG.
*flails*
WHY IS IT NOT NEXT WEEK YET?
This show is my girlfriend.
Oh, wow. Violence. I LOVE violence!
No, seriously. Violence is awesome. There's plot associated, I'm sure, but I don't care, because violence. Dude, something just exploded! JJ kicked it up a notch!
Aw. Nadia and Sydney and their bestest Auntie Evil. YAY!
Oh, Vaughn. Poor, stupid Vaughn.
Weiss's grandfather died and MARSHALL'S running the card ring? VAUGHN IS THE WORST BEST FRIEND EVER. Alternately, poor Greg Grunberg and his new unpickedup pilot.
Is Vaughn asking Jack to marry him?
I... Vaughn. Oh, Vaughn. Do you know what happened to the LAST person who asked Jack Bristow's permission to marry his daughter? SLICED AND DICED IN THE BATHTUB.
That said, Jack? Jack is the hottest thing ever. Heeeeeee.
"While I've come to believe you're not as useless as I'd first imagined..."
*love!*
Ooh, sekrit spy crap. AWESOME.
Oh, no! Don't hurt Nadia! OMG, ANGELA BASSETT, DON'T HURT NADIA!
They're sneaking up on her in the shower? ...Hot.
God damn, Syd can't go two years without her roommate being some type of criminal, can she?
"A secret drawer of knives"? Heeeeee.
Elena! Elena Elena Elena! Eeeeeee. Jack is SO MUCH SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
He probably knows she's Elena because he slept with her.
"She is a Derevko." The more I take things out of context, the more I find them hot.
Eight minute teaser? That's so... un-Alias.
Commercials.
Hit the bricks! Oh, HELL yes!
ilanabean42 and orangepenguino, I miss you!
Oh, Nadia. Poor Nadia. With her hotass black turtleneck and her hotass... self.
Sloane is so slimy and so. upsettingly. hot. (Hey, Ilana, you can't edit it this time! HOW'S THAT FEEL?)
"I don't understand. Why are we in China?" Why are we in China inded. Hee.
This is gorgeous filmographyness.
My life has apparently been reduced to squeeing and saying "Eee, Nadia, HOT!" I think I'm funnier with an audience.
Oh, Nadia, the VIRGIN MARY of Rambaldiism. Except bitch ain't a virgin. Not if Weiss was involved. Or Jack. Or Sydney. Or... mmm, Nadia.
OMG. I love this! He loves his daughter BECAUSE SHE'S A RAMBALDI ARTIFACT? That's BEAUTIFUL.
Eee. Dude, say what you will about Rambaldi, but he has SUCH an appreciation for beautiful things
I. LOVE. THIS. OMG.
Also, TiVo is my girlfriend, because I got to watch that scene in slow.
OMB, SLOANEMONKEY.
*dies of squee*
I am sad Sloane is not good, as I'd imagined. I thought it would be amazing. But perhaps that is not th eway of Rambaldi.
SLOANE!
Mia Maestro needs to stop being freakishly hot. Actually? She needs to never, ever stop.
I like to imagine that while they filmed this act, Jen Garner and Mikey Vartan were sitting in a quiet corner of the set while he cried and she explained to him that she did love him, she just really loved... Ben. Yeah, I don't buy that either.
Commercial.
The awesome thing about TiVo is that there ISN'T ENOUGH TIME FOR A CONVERSATION.
I love that Rambaldi's endgame changes EVERY SEASON.
Also, that every time I hear "End Game", I think of Brian Thompson on X-Files. Hee.
"Don't touch the fur. Alright, you may touch the fur." I LOVE COSTUMES SO MUCH.
You know, I don't really find Jen Garner attractive. But I find what they're doing with her attractive. And... dude, that's enough. HOTT. Even though I find Jen G hotter when she's not playing at uberfemme.
...I love Syd.
NADIA IS AN OVERFLOWAGE OF HOTNESS.
"Your dad's totally on it." See, the problem with watching in Jersey si that I can not let out a squeeful "FUCK YEAH."
Syd and Sloane scenes make me the happiest monkey in the universe. And, see? Syd is hotter here.
Aw, hard thing for everyone to view. Well, hard forSloane, at least. Not so much for Syd.
Although I'd guess his STABBING HER IN THE NECK was hard for her to deal with. Hee.
Commercial!
*cries*
ILANA AND KATIE I MISS YOU.
I love how much Syd refuses to acknowledge that she is SO MUCH DUMBER THAN SLOANE.
Ooh, is Angela Bassett going to sleep with Dixon? Because... hot.
Oh, they are sleeping together already. I get it. Again, HOT.
Jack is the HOTTEST THING KNOWN TO MAN.
With all of these references to "the only Derevko we have", call me crazy, but I think we might get an Irina!
Jack torturing would be enjoyable? Oh, god, hot. I am DYING of hot. I am DEAD FROM HOT.
I am so sad that Jack did not actually predict this.
God, did any member of the Derevko family NOT have a crush on Rambaldi?
OH MY GOD IT IS SO CLEAR JACK KILLED NO ONE BECAUSE HE LOVES IRINA SO MUCH OMG LOVE.
"Do you think we can trust her?" "She's a Derevko." <3!!!!!
Sloane! Working with Elena! Bringing down the man! Damn the man! Or hire smarter ones!
He's born again! OMG! <3! *adds tally to XF reference in my head and then SQUEEEEEE*
Commercial.
Oh, man, I love this show something FIERCE.
It's weird for the station label to be for ABC7. Hee.
Shoot to kill! Whee, motherfuckers!
There is Drama. You know what's hot? Drama. You know what's hotter? EXPLOSIONS.
Nadia's running. I'm... just observing, here.
Sloane is the badassiest. I love him so much it hurts.
Eee, DON'T KILL DIXON YOU FUCKER.
Dixon is NOT A MAN DOWN. OMG. Of course, I knew this had to happen. Any time Dixon is happy SOMEONE FUCKING GETS KILLED.
OMG DADDY DAUGHTER TIME!
OMG JACK/IRINA TIME!
*explodes!*
Nadia needs a hug. And possibly a gun.
Jack... just approved of Vaughn asking Syd to marry him? I am SO CONFUSED. What the FUCK just happened? *KERMITFLAIL* Did they lobotomize Jack?
Irina. Is a prisoner. Shackled.
Well. Okay then.
...*dies*
Commercial.
Except not. But if they hadn't had that two-hour ep this week, THIS WOULD HAVE ENDED THE WEEK? OMG, I am all aflutter.
Jack in a tux. Jack in atux. JACK IN A TUX
OMG IRINA IN A LONG DRESS OMG I AM DEAD FROM IRINA IN A DRESS AND THE HAIR AND THE ILANA AND KATIE WHY AM I NOT WATCHING WITH YOU?????
*explodes*
Seriously, I'm grinning. I'm grinning so much I can't stop smiling. DID EVERYONE SEE IRINA?
Oh, man. Are they going to have sex? They are! They're going to get drunk and have spysex!
Or dance. Oh my god, they're going to dance. They're going to be the HOTTEST PEOPLE ON EARTH and DANCE.
Oh, with the kissing. With the kissing, and my heart breaking, and I honestly don't know whcih of them I want to be right now.
Oh, no, Jack really did believe she did it! Oh no! He really DID think that! I thought he was just playing at it! OMG MY HEART HURTS.
How can anyone think Logan is a woobie AFTER SEEING JACK BRISTOW?
Dead with a bullet wound, Irina really does not look like herself. I-- oh, that's intentional. I get it.
OMG. THE HELIX PROTOCOL GOING BACK TO SEASON TWO THIS IS SO HOT I COULD BE ACTUALLY DEAD.
Oh, god, Sydney doesn't want to hope and Jack just wants his one true love back! ONE TRUE LOVE!
That said, I do not believe for a SECOND anyone could capture Irina and keep her in chains. Although don't think I'm not enjoying the mental image.
WEISSMONKEY!
God, this is SO HOT with the DRAMA and the EEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Why is Nadia so hot? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
That said, why does Mia Maestro look about 10 years older in this episode than in the past one.
Oh, man, dude. DUDE. I want this episode to last 4eva.
Also? I think we're ALL hoping that.
God, this is hot.
See? Explosions, even!
Commercials. Whee!
You know what else has been posted on the web? SO MUCH FANFIC I CAN HARDLY STAND IT.
Endgames are love.
Ooooooooh. Orchid! ORCHID!
I think Marhsall just summarized the ENTIRE SEASON.
Weiss + world domination = otp.
OMB, Jack's all "Irina Derevko" rather than "my most beloved"!!! <3. So much less than three.
My family keeps interrupting me, so I keep having to rewind and watch again. That's not really my fault, you know? It's just... yes.
This show = eeeeeeee!
She talks dread, and then he kisses her. But I'm not saying anything. Not a WORD.
"And to disable a GIANT RED BALL." Hee. I do love how seriously this show takes itself-- which is to say, not.
"Without you, I'd be lost." Okay, you know how I was saying this show needs to not refer to Aliases? It also shouldn't refer to being Lost. Or Felicity, for that matter, in case it comes up.
Oh, man, Vartan totally just walked off set and cried.
Nadia wants to see her mommy! *squeals*
I... dear god, I love these scenes. I think I missed the dialogue. The... rough. The... oh, man, with the rough. With the on comms.
*REWINDS OMG*
Oh, man, pretty people are dancing and somewhere in APO, Jack is going to choke a bitch. This is the BEST THING EVER.
I am finding Syd/Vaughn oddly hot right now. And I don't know why.
Well, actually I do. Aggressive. And hot. And... good god.
Poor Jack. But yay us. I think they're actually having sex on the dance floor. I think Sydney just had an orgasm.
I find the violence just as hot as the sex. I don't really know what that says about me.
Armageddon! ARMAGEDDON! *is brushing over desire to write Alias/Welcome to the Ark crossover fic*
Heeeeeelix!
I love that Irina was doubled. Irina and Francie, man. Two most important hot chicks on the show.
Commercials.
I cannot bring myself to fast-forward anymore; I like anticipation too much.
Eeeee. Jack, Nadia, and Sydney family trip? OMG. I wonder if they'll fight over who gets to sit next to Irina on the way home. Ooh, maybe theycan play the game where Syd and Nadia have to identify license plates from different states!
Nadia and Sydney have a psychic bond. A psychic bond of SEX.
Did I type that out loud?
Oh my god, poor Nadia. And poor Syd. And poor Jack. And also SQUEEEEEEOMG.
Is this the point where we're supposed to realize Irina is bait for Nadia? Because... well, duh. (Unless I'm wrong. I hope I'm wrong. I want them to have one big happy spyfamily. I've told you all about my desire for Christmas and Thanksgiving fic, right?)
OMG, IRINA.
...They did NOT break Irina.
OMG.
Commercials.
I AM ALIVE WITH SQUEAKING.
*cannot restrain self from fast-forwarding this time*
OMG, IRINA.
Everything is dark and yelling-y and Irina is the HOTTEST THING EVER FUCKING CHRIST.
One girl fighting bad guys = good.
Two girls fighting bad guys = better.
Three girls fighting bad guys = shiny.
IRINA, NADIA, AND SYD fighting bad guys = *dead*
Go boooooooom.
OMG. FAMILY VACATION!
I... I could watch the reunion scene all day. With the HITTING. And the...
*aliasgasm*
MERIDEL. Meridel, why are you not here to watch with me RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
I love that she hits him and Nadia and Syd are just like "bitch, you deserved that."
Irina is smarter than everyone else in the KNOWN UNIVERSE.
Oh, dude, they broke Irina. How do you DO that?
Seriously, it's just NOT RIGHT WITH JESUS that Irina is this hot while this broken.
Nadia needs a hug. Nadia needs EIGHT BILLION HUGS.
GOD Irina's fucking hot.
Mommy and Daddy are fighting, and the kids are on Mommy's side. Hee.
Oh, no. Irina. Nadia. Irina. Nadia. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I think I just exploded. I THINK I JUST EXPLODED. THERE ARE TINY PIECES OF ME ALL OVER THE GREATER NEW YORK METROPOLITAN AREA.
Commercial.
My father, making fun of me, upon hearing my squeeing about Irina's return, and HOW she returned, and WHAT HAPPENED, and IF SHE'S BACK NEXT YEAR: "I think it was just a one-shot deal."
There will be a time when I can stop laughing at that. But I don't think it's yet that time.
I have absolutely no idea what Vaughn is saying. NO IDEA WHATSOEVER. He talks too fast.
Angela Bassett's about to go possssssstal.
Dear LORD Irina is hot.
In my head, the Muller device is related to the same-named museum in Philly. Hee.
GodDAMMIT, Angela Bassett!
I... that is NOT the last of Irina that we're seeing this season. That. Is. NOT.
God. This is SO FUCKING HOT. This entire show is SO FUCKING HOT.
I am devastated that Sydney is right? But I'm okay with Syd being right when the result is HOTASS IRINA INVOLVEMENT.
Holy SHIT she's attractive. I just... DUDE.
Are they going to have sex now? Because it's clear they want to.
Commercials.
Y'all, I've included Wife Swap n my TV To-Do List, and if you watch Dancing With the Stars, I'm going to be judging you. I just want you to think about that for a minute.
NO Irina does not need life in prison. Jesus FUCK, people. Irina needs life in Jack's bed.
They are SO HOT TOGETHER. Jesus. I HAVE NO WORDS.
I want them all to run away from the CIA and everything, and just be a spyfamily in the wild.
Oh, man, she's... she's a MOMMY. Why is my mommy not as cool as Irina?
Vaughn and Syd would, I'd imagine, be a lot hotter if this scene were not after the Jack and Irina HOTNESS OF MASS PROPORTIONS.
Also, if he weren't a character proposing marriage to the woman who's played by the actress whose marriage he broke up, and who is currently engaged to be married to BEN AFFLECK. Or... are they marrying? Or just having a kid?
"Ask me on the beach" makes me happy. Like, happier than you could ever imagine. I don't even like the ship? But happy!
This show is so fucking cool, I am in actual physical pain. Like, I don't even know what just happened at the end? But HOTT.
OMG, next week on Alias. OMG.
*flails*
WHY IS IT NOT NEXT WEEK YET?
This show is my girlfriend.