alias (and so peaceful until)
Alias, with Ilana and special bonus Katie!
EvilSloane! I heart EvilSloane!
I love how both Sloanes are different shades of creepy. But Joel Grey is less attractively so.
Mmm, Rambaldi cult. DRINK THE KOOL AID!
I missed five minutes while my father called, and then the pizza came. Mmm, Dominos. Apparently there was cuteness. Yay cuteness!
I love Jack! I love Sloane! I love Jack and Sloane! I love that they're flirting!
Er. Fighting.
No. Flirting. Also, Jack is a badass.
Commercial. We talk about my OT3, which is glorious. GLORIOUS.
"Sloane Clone"=never. not. funny.
Aw, it's like SpyClique Jr.
I can't deal with Nadia's wig.
Sloane is simultaneously an amazing resource and creepy as fuck.
Also, hot chicks YAY! I love that Nadia, to get that, had to look really close at the other woman's cleavage.
What? I'm shallow.
I love Dixon and Nadia on a spy mission. But isn't it a little risky to put all your competent spies on one mission?
Ooh, creepy Cloane!
I want them to sit across the table from each other, and start doing, like, mirror image stuff.
GOD. This is awesome. This is just... like, I have no standards with Alias. And with that in mind, this is a SUPREMELY AWESOME thing.
Jack is SUCH A BADASS.
OMG. I ADORE THIS SO MUCH IT HURTS.
Commercial. Talk of how Bree is like or not like Lilah and Irina.
I love this show a LOT.
I love that they could have had Ron Rifkin play the second one? But were like "No. Let's give them different outsides but the SAME FUCKING BRAINS." <3!!!
"Project Brainstorm"? AWESOME.
If he has the same desires, does that mean that the false Sloane wants to sleep with Irina and Jack too?
I love that we're back to SD-6. That's hot.
This man is clearly poisoning himself. HOW DO THEY NOT NOTICE? HOW DUMB ARE THEY? OMG.
Sydney is the WORST SPY EVER. I just thought I'd mention that.
If this uses Project Christmas, I'm going to marry JJ Abrams and you can't stop me.
Moral of this season: Mutation is Love! We're thinking there should be a color bar. (With mutagenic oligos and everything! -- Ilana)
I love how disgusted Syd is. But I really wish that she'd stop zooming in on Sloane.
Well. Jen Garner, I suppose that last part is. But still.
If Syd believes him, she is the WORST SPY EVER.
Commercial. Discussion of behind-the-scenes antics at Monster in Law. Mmm, RPFing.
OMB. This is SO EXCELLENT.
Jenny G is a bad bad director. Things need to STOP SPINNING.
That said, this is excellently written. Mmm, megalomania.
God, this is EXCELLENT. This is NONSENSICAL and EXCELLENT. This is EVERYTHING I WANT TO FROM ALIAS AND MORE.
Oh, Nadia! Poor Nadia!
*CLINGS TO THE SPYBABY*
Commercial.
"First, does it make sense? Answer: No. Then, is it really cool? Answer: Yes. And THAT is what Alias sense means."
Also, Katie's slashing the Sloanes. "He is sort of self-obsessed!"
We are three for, none against, Jacqueline being Jack as a girl. (Or that Sloane used to be a girl named Jacklyn. --Ilana)
EMILY! <3<3<3
Child! It's going to be a child, rather than an affair, which is what they're clearly trying to telegraph-- ooh, and say out loud. Heh. But we know it's not possible, because there is a limit to how many people besides me find Sloane hot. (lim=0? --Ilana)
They can't have a daughter named Nadia? Awwwwww.
He's SMILING. Oh my god. Oh my GOD.
*flings. self. under. bus.*
She died in childbirth? Okay, that means she was taken by SD6.
I wonder if she became Lauren. ...I swear this all makes sense in my head.
Please let Ron Rifkin stop crying.
Jack taught Sloane how to resist torture? Oh, awesome.
Jack is hot. Jack is really, really hot. I'm sorry, but he is.
"Corporal! Where's the flower?"
AWESOME.
...AWESOME.
God, this is seriously SO COOL.
Commercial. Discussion of whether or not this episode can be taken seriously or not. Hee. I'm losing, two to one.
SLOAAAAAAANE.
He could literally die of happiness? I love this show.
"She's my Nadia." *sniffles*
Sloane is such a great Daddy. I'm sorry, but he is.
Sloane! *sniffles*
OMG, this is SO WONDERFULLY CHEESY.
Ilana and Katie waved goodbye to him. I reached out to get him back though! I love you, Sloane! I love you more than they do! PICK ME INSTEAD!
"When we'd lost Jacqueline- and when we lost the baby-"??? Wait, that was both of those? So... wait. WAIT. Or did I mishear?
I think Jack/Sloane wins the OTPathon of this week's episode.
Next week on Alias, everyone gets stuck on something different.
I jerk forward at "Mom?"
Ilana jerks forward at the plane heading towards an island.
Katie at the proposal.
If you add us together, we're like one superfan!
ILANA: "I bet that's misdirection."
ME: "I bet he started crying on set."
EvilSloane! I heart EvilSloane!
I love how both Sloanes are different shades of creepy. But Joel Grey is less attractively so.
Mmm, Rambaldi cult. DRINK THE KOOL AID!
I missed five minutes while my father called, and then the pizza came. Mmm, Dominos. Apparently there was cuteness. Yay cuteness!
I love Jack! I love Sloane! I love Jack and Sloane! I love that they're flirting!
Er. Fighting.
No. Flirting. Also, Jack is a badass.
Commercial. We talk about my OT3, which is glorious. GLORIOUS.
"Sloane Clone"=never. not. funny.
Aw, it's like SpyClique Jr.
I can't deal with Nadia's wig.
Sloane is simultaneously an amazing resource and creepy as fuck.
Also, hot chicks YAY! I love that Nadia, to get that, had to look really close at the other woman's cleavage.
What? I'm shallow.
I love Dixon and Nadia on a spy mission. But isn't it a little risky to put all your competent spies on one mission?
Ooh, creepy Cloane!
I want them to sit across the table from each other, and start doing, like, mirror image stuff.
GOD. This is awesome. This is just... like, I have no standards with Alias. And with that in mind, this is a SUPREMELY AWESOME thing.
Jack is SUCH A BADASS.
OMG. I ADORE THIS SO MUCH IT HURTS.
Commercial. Talk of how Bree is like or not like Lilah and Irina.
I love this show a LOT.
I love that they could have had Ron Rifkin play the second one? But were like "No. Let's give them different outsides but the SAME FUCKING BRAINS." <3!!!
"Project Brainstorm"? AWESOME.
If he has the same desires, does that mean that the false Sloane wants to sleep with Irina and Jack too?
I love that we're back to SD-6. That's hot.
This man is clearly poisoning himself. HOW DO THEY NOT NOTICE? HOW DUMB ARE THEY? OMG.
Sydney is the WORST SPY EVER. I just thought I'd mention that.
If this uses Project Christmas, I'm going to marry JJ Abrams and you can't stop me.
Moral of this season: Mutation is Love! We're thinking there should be a color bar. (With mutagenic oligos and everything! -- Ilana)
I love how disgusted Syd is. But I really wish that she'd stop zooming in on Sloane.
Well. Jen Garner, I suppose that last part is. But still.
If Syd believes him, she is the WORST SPY EVER.
Commercial. Discussion of behind-the-scenes antics at Monster in Law. Mmm, RPFing.
OMB. This is SO EXCELLENT.
Jenny G is a bad bad director. Things need to STOP SPINNING.
That said, this is excellently written. Mmm, megalomania.
God, this is EXCELLENT. This is NONSENSICAL and EXCELLENT. This is EVERYTHING I WANT TO FROM ALIAS AND MORE.
Oh, Nadia! Poor Nadia!
*CLINGS TO THE SPYBABY*
Commercial.
"First, does it make sense? Answer: No. Then, is it really cool? Answer: Yes. And THAT is what Alias sense means."
Also, Katie's slashing the Sloanes. "He is sort of self-obsessed!"
We are three for, none against, Jacqueline being Jack as a girl. (Or that Sloane used to be a girl named Jacklyn. --Ilana)
EMILY! <3<3<3
Child! It's going to be a child, rather than an affair, which is what they're clearly trying to telegraph-- ooh, and say out loud. Heh. But we know it's not possible, because there is a limit to how many people besides me find Sloane hot. (lim=0? --Ilana)
They can't have a daughter named Nadia? Awwwwww.
He's SMILING. Oh my god. Oh my GOD.
*flings. self. under. bus.*
She died in childbirth? Okay, that means she was taken by SD6.
I wonder if she became Lauren. ...I swear this all makes sense in my head.
Please let Ron Rifkin stop crying.
Jack taught Sloane how to resist torture? Oh, awesome.
Jack is hot. Jack is really, really hot. I'm sorry, but he is.
"Corporal! Where's the flower?"
AWESOME.
...AWESOME.
God, this is seriously SO COOL.
Commercial. Discussion of whether or not this episode can be taken seriously or not. Hee. I'm losing, two to one.
SLOAAAAAAANE.
He could literally die of happiness? I love this show.
"She's my Nadia." *sniffles*
Sloane is such a great Daddy. I'm sorry, but he is.
Sloane! *sniffles*
OMG, this is SO WONDERFULLY CHEESY.
Ilana and Katie waved goodbye to him. I reached out to get him back though! I love you, Sloane! I love you more than they do! PICK ME INSTEAD!
"When we'd lost Jacqueline- and when we lost the baby-"??? Wait, that was both of those? So... wait. WAIT. Or did I mishear?
I think Jack/Sloane wins the OTPathon of this week's episode.
Next week on Alias, everyone gets stuck on something different.
I jerk forward at "Mom?"
Ilana jerks forward at the plane heading towards an island.
Katie at the proposal.
If you add us together, we're like one superfan!
ILANA: "I bet that's misdirection."
ME: "I bet he started crying on set."