Michelle Williams took Busy Philipps as her date to the drunk slutty Oscars Golden Globes. Your argument is invalid.
Also, I NEED ALL OF THE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE AND/OR FIC.
(Yes, yes, people probably won and/or lost, but I HAVE SHIPPED THIS SINCE 2001, OKAY?)
ETA- Also, they're apparently sitting at a table with JLo. I recognize this is Jennifer Lopez, but in my heart they are partying with the Boov.
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