miscellaneous (i guess i failed my test)
Man, alcohojl is for win.
Okay, clearly, Thursday will be drink days, as I started making the drinks and as I watched BB I kept adding more alcohol and by the end my mom was like "Um, that's... really strong." and I was like "SLEEP DON'T DRINK NO BEER."
I mean. Um. I was like "DIANE COULD STAY ERIKA COULD LOSE." Which is a far better reason to drink on a Thursday night.
(1) Diane? Did you seriously call Janey a fat bitch? I HOPE YOU GET VOTED OFF, YOU EVIL WHORE.
"If I stay, all hell's gonna hit the fan, and Janelle's gonna be the fan." WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? God, guys, I don't GET it. Why is Diane actively stupid?
ENJOY YOUR CAR, BITCH.
(2) The voting! CHILL TOWN SPLIT UP! OMG! Will! DON'T BREAK UP WITH MIKE! You are my third house OTP, beyond Will/Howie and Janey/Will!
...Oh, okay, it's just your vote to fuck with everyone. That's acceptable.
(3) My favorite Will quote of the night is either "Dude, my body hair has nothing to do with you. You're like Charles Manson without the organizational abilities." or "You would love jail. You get to work out, wear ugly clothes, kiss boys- it's your deal." Oh, Will.
(4) HOH competition this week? Is for win. They made a GIANT SPIDER WEB and made them all CLIMB ON IT. And the HGs are like "okay, endurance, whatev". And then the web RISES SEVERAL FEET INTO THE AIR. And then the spider in the center starts SPITTING WHITE STUFF AT THEM. AND THAT IS ONLY TEN MINUTES IN TO THE ENDURANCE COMP. God, I love BB. Especially because this is KICKING OFF A WEEK'S WORTH OF DECISIONS, BETWEEN POWER AND TEMPTATION. Oh, FUCK yes.
One egg lets them cancel a week of slop, one egg lets them cancel out someone else's eviction vote, and one gets $10,000. And there are two rotten eggs. I don't care who gets what, as long as George is occasionally fed.
(5) Coup D'Etat? BRING IT, BITCHES!
...I realize there are only ten of us who care, but WE CARE A LOT, OKAY?
I am pretty much sober. THIS IS ANNOYING.
However! Let me tell you something awesome. It only took, like, two minutes of watching "Who's Zoomin' Who?" before I hated Derek again. Maybe even more than before. And it wasn't even the end- it was the talk about glow-in-the-dark condoms! And I still found Meredith adorable!
GUYS! I AM CURED! DEMPSEY FEVER IS OFFICIALLY OVER!
...For now, at least. I am ever vigilant. I promise.
Just to prove it's not forgotten, here. Have a Dempsey factoid: He auditioned to play Chase on House! And (obviously) didn't get the part!
Over the next few days, someone should push me towards the Dan/Addison/Dana, okay? I've started a chart and everything!
In conclusion, I think many GA people on my flist have seen this, but some of you haven't. So. Kate Walsh? Still hot.
*smirks*
Okay, clearly, Thursday will be drink days, as I started making the drinks and as I watched BB I kept adding more alcohol and by the end my mom was like "Um, that's... really strong." and I was like "SLEEP DON'T DRINK NO BEER."
I mean. Um. I was like "DIANE COULD STAY ERIKA COULD LOSE." Which is a far better reason to drink on a Thursday night.
(1) Diane? Did you seriously call Janey a fat bitch? I HOPE YOU GET VOTED OFF, YOU EVIL WHORE.
"If I stay, all hell's gonna hit the fan, and Janelle's gonna be the fan." WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? God, guys, I don't GET it. Why is Diane actively stupid?
ENJOY YOUR CAR, BITCH.
(2) The voting! CHILL TOWN SPLIT UP! OMG! Will! DON'T BREAK UP WITH MIKE! You are my third house OTP, beyond Will/Howie and Janey/Will!
...Oh, okay, it's just your vote to fuck with everyone. That's acceptable.
(3) My favorite Will quote of the night is either "Dude, my body hair has nothing to do with you. You're like Charles Manson without the organizational abilities." or "You would love jail. You get to work out, wear ugly clothes, kiss boys- it's your deal." Oh, Will.
(4) HOH competition this week? Is for win. They made a GIANT SPIDER WEB and made them all CLIMB ON IT. And the HGs are like "okay, endurance, whatev". And then the web RISES SEVERAL FEET INTO THE AIR. And then the spider in the center starts SPITTING WHITE STUFF AT THEM. AND THAT IS ONLY TEN MINUTES IN TO THE ENDURANCE COMP. God, I love BB. Especially because this is KICKING OFF A WEEK'S WORTH OF DECISIONS, BETWEEN POWER AND TEMPTATION. Oh, FUCK yes.
One egg lets them cancel a week of slop, one egg lets them cancel out someone else's eviction vote, and one gets $10,000. And there are two rotten eggs. I don't care who gets what, as long as George is occasionally fed.
(5) Coup D'Etat? BRING IT, BITCHES!
...I realize there are only ten of us who care, but WE CARE A LOT, OKAY?
I am pretty much sober. THIS IS ANNOYING.
However! Let me tell you something awesome. It only took, like, two minutes of watching "Who's Zoomin' Who?" before I hated Derek again. Maybe even more than before. And it wasn't even the end- it was the talk about glow-in-the-dark condoms! And I still found Meredith adorable!
GUYS! I AM CURED! DEMPSEY FEVER IS OFFICIALLY OVER!
...For now, at least. I am ever vigilant. I promise.
Just to prove it's not forgotten, here. Have a Dempsey factoid: He auditioned to play Chase on House! And (obviously) didn't get the part!
Over the next few days, someone should push me towards the Dan/Addison/Dana, okay? I've started a chart and everything!
In conclusion, I think many GA people on my flist have seen this, but some of you haven't. So. Kate Walsh? Still hot.
*smirks*