really. are cats proper for Good Little Christians to own?

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Yes, when Satan is finally abyssed, the 'beastly' nature of felines will be forever abolished, and they will be fit companions for humans on Paradise Earth! Faaascinating (and thoroughly thought-out) discussion of just how unholy our fine feline friends are to (?)Jehovah's Witnesses. A choice passage: Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: ... licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), ... vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, ... producing ungodly sounds, ... the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus, the conducting of its unholy business under the cover of the darkness of night, and so on. What sort of example does this give our young ones endeavoring to faithfully serve Jehovah?
More cats for us Godless.

Speaking of cats, join my Facebook group! "Every Time You Waste Energy, God Kills a Kitten."

today was 10ks. they are long. I'm going to bed now.