Mar 26, 2005 17:04
Here is my pop-up rhapsody:
Fuck blockbuster online, and fuck their "it's not due until you say so!" campaign. They only copied that other "netflix" or "netflicks" (unsure which one..) company because they were losing business. If I wanted to get me some movies, I would go to the fucking corner and get them. Not to blockbuster.com. Why? Because that is slightly more lazy than what I choose to be, and also because they are a part of the crowd complaining about obestiy in this country when all they are doing is contributing to it. Fucking retards.
FUCK YOUR GODAMN HALF-ASSED IQ TESTS TICKLE.COM OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR SITE IS! YOU SHOULD REGULATE THE NUMBER OF SPYWARE INFILTRATORS THAT YOU HAVE! HONESTLY! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, BITCHES!
If I wanted spy ware for my house, I would call the black market, or go find some weird guy in a trenchcoat that's in an ally somewhere (armed with a chainsaw, of course).I would NOT call on the black market online, thank you.
I am not intersted in the online porn kingdom. No.
I DO NOT KNOW WHICH ACTOR THAT IS ON THE POP-UP SCREEN, BUT I DO KNOW THAT THE ITEM THAT YOU OFFER IS NOT FREE SO FUCK OFF.
I am not interested in gambling. I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT interested in gambling online.
That's all I could come up with at the moment, so I'll get back to you on that one.
And one big hells yeah for not having to work tonight!