Title: Summer Hallucinations
Author:
forte_tsuki 『雪ファン』
Pairing: {HikaKeito} again...; {ChiiKeito} friendship
Rating: pg-13... let's pray that it'll stay that way.
Genre: Romance; Attempt@crack; drama?
Summary: Things happen when Keito isn't used to summer heat in Japan and Hikaru becomes a total jerk.
A/N: I'm in a major HikaKeito mood... and a little hungry. xDDD WHAT THE HELL I STILL HAVE THE BRUISES FROM 2 OR 3 DAYS AGO AND I'M STILL SORE!!! /_\
スタート!
"Ughhh... so hot..." Keito murmured while fanning himself with an Ohno uchiwa.
"Your air conditioner had to break down when it was working perfectly fine when we came over." Takaki complained while dumping a bucket of ice down his shirt.
"I'm so sorry guys! I don't know what happened to it!" Chinen wailed.
"There there, we don't want a crying Chinen on a hot summer day. That'll make the room even hotter." Takaki replied sarcastically.
"That only happens in Takagiville so don't worry Chinen." Yabu tried to comfort Chinen, but he sounded so sarcastic due to the heat.
"Don't forget that Takagiville has bright yellow unicorns and flying marshmellows!" Takaki hopped up in his seat cheerfully but the skin on his thighs stuck too tight to the leather couch.
Indeed, it was probably the hottest summer day JUMP has ever faced in their whole lives. The living room was the only cold enough place in Chinen's big house but the air conditioner just wanted to torture them. The stench of sweat filled the air and multiple fans were surrounding JUMP like fangirls on crack.
"Dude I feel weird fanning myself with an Ohno uchiwa..." Hikaru realized. "Don't you ever fanboy over anyone else than Ohno?"
"SHUT UP HIKARU! OHNO'S COOLER THAN YOU! HE PWNS YOUR ASS FIFTY TIMES OVER! HE'S AWESOME MAN! HE'S LIKE GOD!" Chinen spurted in rage.
"Okay okay, sheesh."
Another string of silence filled the air.
"Hey Keito, be a good boy and go get some ice for us will ya?" Daiki commanded, shoo-ing Keito away with the Ohno uchiwa.
"I am not a boy and stop talking you fat piece of cheese!" Keito retorted.
"GO! GET! ICE! DAMMIT!" Daiki yelled.
"I looove youuu!!! Chuuu!" Keito lunged himself forward at Daiki and he caught Keito's head right away from getting their lips any closer together.
"DUDE! ARE YOU HIGH???" Hikaru asked.
Yuto struggled to pull himself off of the couch and put his hand over Keito's forehead. Yuto's eyes widened and took his hand off quickly, jumping and shaking his red hot hand.
"Crap Keito's head is burning hot!" Yuto said.
"Ah, I remember Keito telling me that he gets weird hallucinations and acts really weird when his forehead overheats. I guess England's a pretty cold country." Ryutaro said nonchalantly.
All of JUMP, except for Keito who was running around the couches playing "duck duck goose" by himself and flapping around his arms singing Bouken Rider... horribly, turned their heads and glared at Ryutaro for not telling them sooner.
"Ah, gomen nehhh." Ryutaro didn't even bother to say it properly to his senpais.
"Mommy look at da row of cotton candy ovah dere!" Keito screamed and ran straight into a wall. "MOMMY THE COTTON CANDY DOESN'T LIKE MEEE!!!"
Yabu and Takaki jumped off their seats the minute Keito hit the wall and lifted Keito back up. Keito brushed the two away and climbed to the top of the stairs.
"SUPERMAN IS GONNA GET HORNY DUDE! BANZAIII!" Keito tore off his shirt and shouted. He sat his butt squarely on the top of the rails and slid down screaming, "JUMPING TO MY FAAART!"
Keito landed his feet perfectly on the ground and ended with his arms in the air and butt sticking out like a gymnist at their final pose.
"Dude someone go catch Keito... The noise is making my head hurt." Yamada said and put his head on the back of his seat.
"Then you go catch him lazyass!" Yuto scolded.
"Pfft fat chance. I can't stain my beauty and hotness catching some insane English boy." Yamada retorted.
Hikaru sighed and peeled his butt off the seat and started chasing Keito around the house but always missing him by a strand of hair. Keito races upstairs and into Chinen's bedroom. Hikaru followed and locked the door behind him tight.
"Heheheh, I've got you now." Hikaru gave a sly smile ready to claim his olympic medal in Keito-Katching.
However, Keito didn't admit to defeat just yet. In fact, he was about to claim sweet victory and put Hikaru in dead last. Keito sat on the edge of the bed and patted the space next to him, gesturing Hikaru to sit next to him. Hikaru cocked his head in confusion but agreed. Keito directed his eyes straight at Hikaru and stared at him for a long time.
"What? Do I have something on my face?" Hikaru asked and blinked.
"Yaaay! I win the staring contest! Time for a defeat game for Hikka-chan!" Keito clapped his hands and smiled widely. "Now close your eyes and don't open them until you really have to or you'll get another punishment.
Hikaru did as he was told and thought about cookies and ice cream so he wouldn't think about the punishment game. Suddenly Keito's lips met Hikaru's and his eyes blasted open. Keito shoved his tougnue into Hikaru's mouth and swirled around in his mouth. All that was in Hikaru's mind were images of them making out, sharing hot saliva, and possibly a certain someone's something in another certain someone's inside.
Keito moved down and licked Hikaru's neck, kissing it every second. Hikaru's eyes were still wide with shock as he panted in pleasure and his heart probably stopped. Keito gave a last peck on Hikaru's cheek and slapped Hikaru upside the head. Hikaru had no reaction. How could he have any other reaction after being mouth and neck raped by someone younger than him?
"Baaad talking cup of coffee... First you tasted good but later you tasted like sweat." Keito pouted and crossed his arms.
Hikaru just sat there and kept staring at Keito with a dropped jaw and a neck full of hickies. Keito leaned off the the bed and collapsed on the floor. Hikaru unlocked the door and called for help from the other JUMP members.
"Man what did you do to him?" Takaki said lifting up a knocked-out Keito on his shoulders.
It's not what I did to him. It's what he did to me..." Hikaru thought.
Takaki and Inoo carried Keito downstairs and set him on the couch. Hikaru could do nothing but watch as his raper rested like a sleeping angel.
A few hours later... More like at 7:30 PM...
"Ughhh... What happened... Why does my head hurt..." Keito groaned trying to lift himself off the couch.
"You fainted from the heat that's why. Luckily Chinen's air conditioner started working again when everyone left." Hikaru informed him, patting a cold wet towel on his head.
"Those bastards left when I was in a time of need? Damn them." Keito fell back onto the couch. "By the way, did I do anything weird when I was having a heat attack?"
"Umm..." The image of Keito kissing him and planting soft kisses on his neck appeared in Hikaru's mind. "Why?"
"I tend to do things that show my secrets or spill out the truth that I hide."
Hikaru rubbed his head and gave a disappointed look.
"Oh shit what did I do..." Keito's face struck worried and his eyes pleaded Hikaru to spill out the truth.
"You... "chu"-ed me." Hikaru tried to hide.
"I sneezed on your face?" Keito guessed.
"No you... you... "muah"-ed me."
"I mopped your face? Was it that dirty?"
"No you did... this... to me" Hikaru held up his hands like lips and made them kiss each other.
"I pecked your eyeball out?"
"NO YOU FREAKING IDIOT YOU KISSED ME!" Hikaru shouted.
Keito's eyes widened and Hikaru's did as well... Hikaru got up and looking down holding his bag.
"I have to go." Hikaru excused himself from Chinen's house and ran home.
He busted through his house door and screamed into a pillow in his bedroom.
Why did you have to like me? I have absolutely no feelings for you! Get the hell out of my love life! Hikaru thought.
Meanwhile
"You kissed Hikaru eh?" Chinen said sitting on the couch with Keito.
"I guess so... Now he knows." Keito responded. He sounded so sad as if he had done something shameful.
"But you won't have to go through the hassle of confessing haha."
Keito just shook his head as if saying, "Dude, what the hell is with you."
"Sorry." Chinen automatically shut up.
"Do you think he'll accept my feelings for him?" Keito asked shyly.
"Ask him. That's the only way you'll find out."
"Okay. Thanks Chii." Keito hugged Chinen warmly.
"No problem taco-eater." Chinen hugged him back.
"That's Mexico. I lived in England."
"Kangaroo buddy?"
"Australia."
"MAPLE SYRUP?"
"Canada... Dude don't ruin this moment of friendship and just shut the hell up."
Chinen nodded and kept hugging Keito.
The next day
"Otsukaresama-deshita!" Everyone called once practice at the jimusho was over.
Hikaru and Keito have been keeping their distance all day. They avoided talking to each other, being near each other, even looking at each other. When their eyes met, Keito blushed bright red and Hikaru brushed him off harshly.
"Hey Hikaru, can I talk to you for a bit?" Keito gestured Hikaru to him in the corner of the room.
"What do you want." Hikaru said sounding annoyed.
"Now that you know, are you going to accept me? Not that it's an obligation..." Keito sounded very shaky, unconfident.
"Of course it's not an obligation. I have every right not to like you. In fact, why should I accept you? I never knew one bit that you even had the slightest feeling for me! How can I accept you just like that? Don't expect people to like you the minute you tell them!" Hikaru said with a gruff voice. Unfortunately it was too loud and all of JUMP heard Hikaru's one-man argument.
Hikaru cursed under his breath and stormed out of the jimusho heading for his house.
Keito just stood there, his bottom lip quivering. His knees became weak and he fell to the floor as he bursted into tears. Chinen raced to his side and rubbed his back lovingly, holding Keito like a mother and her son.
"What did I do to deserve this kind of pain..." Keito's heart felt like it had been pulled out of his chest and tossed into the dumpster. Like a million poison darts had pierced his heart. Like it's stopped, cold, never to beat again.
"Don't cry Keito. Everything's going to be alright. I promise." Chinen said as his face became Ohno's Maou face.
As the rest of JUMP came over to comfort him, Chinen darted out the jimusho and chased after Hikaru who was only 2 meters away from the building.
"WHAT THE FCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Chinen yelled at Hikaru.
"What???" Hikaru yelled back.
"KEITO LOVES YOU TO DEATH AND YOU CAN'T EVEN CONSIDER A RAT'S ASS ABOUT IT!"
"As I said, I AM NOT OBLIGATED TO LOVE HIM!"
"THE HELL WITH OBLIGATION, WHAT ABOUT FRIENDSHIP?"
Hikaru stayed silent at the comment.
"THE ONLY PERSON WHO TREATED YOU LIKE FREAKING GOD WAS KEITO! HE GAVE YOU REFILLS WHEN YOU NEEDED THEM. HE GAVE YOU HIS BENTO WHEN YOU FORGOT IT, LEAVING HIM STARVING. HE NEVER FLIPPED OUT AT YOU WHEN YOU COULDN'T GET YOUR ENGLISH RIGHT. HE SACRIFICED HIS TIME AND LIFE FOR YOU AND YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION!"
Hikaru still stayed silent. Chinen gave a big sigh and calmed down.
"All I'm saying is, you owe Keito and yelling at him like that isn't the way. I'm not telling you to love Keito. But just give him a chance. If you can't even do that, you don't care about your friends at all." Chinen said this with a calm voice and walked off.
Hikaru stood there as his heart froze up and he lost the will to breathe.
It took him longer to walk home than usual that day. He laid on his bed, punching himself in the arm and trying to pull his hair out. He laid there, thinking of Chinen's words...
"THE HELL WITH OBLIGATION, WHAT ABOUT FRIENDSHIP?" ... "THE ONLY PERSON WHO TREATED YOU LIKE FREAKING GOD WAS KEITO! ... HE SACRIFICED HIS TIME AND LIFE FOR YOU AND YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION!"
Hikaru shivered at every true word and closed his eyes with tears rolling down his face. The sadness lulled him to sleep. That night, all he had were nightmares. Nightmares about Keito never talking to him again. Nightmares about Keito cutting himself and abusing himself everyday. Nightmares about Keito attempting suicide.
Hikaru woke up in the middle of the night, midnight precisely. He couldn't fall back asleep without settling this. He grabbed his phone and searched for Keito on his contact list.
Meet me at the park right now. Hikaru texted.
A few minutes later, Keito arrived at the park and saw Hikaru standing under a lamp post. Keito ran slowly over to Hikaru with a pounding heart, ready for more death darts to strike him.
"I'm sorry..." Hikaru said quickly.
"Eh?" Keito responded.
"I was wrong to not give you a chance."
"Hikaru..."
"Listen to me for a bit okay? When I yelled at you this afternoon, I wasn't thinking. It was so sudden and I didn't have the time to think about it. Plus, Chinen reminded me of all the things you did for me that you didn't do for anyone else. I realized that although your dancing isn't that good, your voice needs work, you aren't the smartest apple in the tree, and you have nothing special about you... you treat me better than anyone else and I like you for that... I like you... and I'm done."
Keito stood there immobilized... Not a sound came out of his open mouth. Hikaru started to walk away until Keito reached out and grabbed Hikaru wrist and pulled him into a deep kiss. The two broke apart and Keito looked at Hikaru's sad, teary face.
"I forgive you." Keito said with a forgiving smile.
"I love you Keito." Hikaru said as more water spilled from his eyes.
"I love you too Hikaru."
And the two embraced warming hugs in the middle of the cold night under a dim lamp post. They shined brighter than anything that night.
Epilog!
"HIKARU! KEITO! STOP HOLDING HANDS AND LOOKING AT EACH OTHER!" The dance instructor yelled during a rehearsal of Bouken Rider.
"Aww let them be. It's been a week since they've gotten together. You can't expect this to stop any sooner." Ryutaro said, yet again forgetting to speak respectfully to his senpai.
"RYUTARO 20 PUSH-UPS!" The dance instructor commanded.
"Go to hell dammit." Ryutaro retorted. The dance instructor stormed out of the room.
Hikaru and Keito sat on the couch and kissed each other lovingly.
"Don't ever leave me you cute little English boy." Hikaru said.
"I'll never leave." Keito responded.
"God will you two break it up already? It's disturbing practice! Plus you two look like those teen dramas where the boy and girl are so lovey-dovey it makes me puke." Chinen complained.
"Oh shut up Chii. And thanks for always being an awesome friend to me." Keito said.
"Anytime kilt-and-bagpipes."
"That's the Scottish."
"DAMMIT!"
おわり!
How'd you like it? I wanted to make it full crack but it somehow became all dramatic and stuff. It was sad making Hikaru so mean. =*[ I'm STILL sore... WHY!!!??? But forget that. Comment please! I'll probably make the next fic... Yamabu? Never tried Ya-ya-yah before. ^^