Drunken Love {Yamabu} ♥
Title: Drunken Love
Author: forte_tsuki 『雪ファン』
Pairing: {Yamabu}
Rating: nc-17 ...you've been warned
Genre: Romance; Smut; Crack
Summary: Yabu is tempted to drink and things go out of hand.
A/N: I thought I should do Yamabu for a change. I also pulled JJ Express in here but I don't know everyone in there so please bear with the horror. Hope you like it!
スタート！
"DRINK THE DAMN BEER!" A drunk Inoo yelled at Takaki.
"EAT THE DAMN WASABI!" A drunk Takaki yelled back.
"SHOVE A BANANA UP YOUR ASS!" Inoo stood up.
"GO FCK A TREE!" Takaki stood up.
"I ALREADY DID!" Takaki slapped Inoo upside the head. Inoo grabbed Takaki by the collar and threw him on the couch.
It was the night of the JJ Express and Ya-ya-yah reunion. Unfortunately, Taiyou couldn't go because of homework and studies. Tons of people got drunk and acted like children on crack. Even half-drunk people joined the fun. The giant karaoke room stunk of sake, bits of wasabi were stuck on the wall, and Hikaru was stuck on the wall licking it off.
"Guys guys, shouldn't you sober up soon? It's an hour and a half till we all go home. And I'm pretty sure our parents would murder us with the slight stench of beer." Yabu warned with a concerned face.
"C'mooon!!! Have some fun duuude!" Daiki slurred and planted a wet, sloppy, gooey kiss on Takaki's cheek.
"No baaad Daiki. We do in bathroom, not in public, let's go." Takaki said caveman-like. Takaki pulled Daiki's arm and led him out of the karaoke room and into the restroom down the hall.
Only Yuto and Ryutaro were sitting with straight backs, hands properly on their knees, and legs snapped together. They watched their senpais fill up on sake and humiliate themselves, setting a horrible example for their future kouhais.
"YUTO! RYUTARO! COME AND DRINK THIS FREAKING SAKE NOW OR ELSE 50 BAJILLION PUSH-UPS!" Hasshi ordered striking a firm finger at them.
Yuto and Ryutaro shot right up and walked over to their senpai with quivering hands. Hasshi pushed a bottle of sake toward the two with closed eyes. The two took the bottles uneasily and drank just a little bit.
"MORE YOU DOPES! DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF! AND MINES IS PRETTY BIG YOU KNOW!" Hasshi yelled.
Yuto and Ryutaro obeyed and chugged the whole bottle down without a single drop of alcohol in the botttle.
"Ryuuutaaarooo..." Yuto slurred. "I waaant youuu."
"Shuuut uppp... I don't like fcking talking lampsss..." Ryutaro responded slapping Yuto lightly on the chest.
"Don't hate me cuz I'm sexiii!!!"
"Oh yeeeaaahhh??? If you're so hawttt, fck me in the alley right noww." Ryutaro dragged Yuto out the backdoor with a grin.
Shoon and Yabu were sitting next to each other on the floor watching people degrade themselves with the influence of sake.
"Sad isn't it?" Yabu said to Shoon.
"Well they're mature teens, I'm sure they'll know to not get drunk again after today." Shoon laughed.
"What??? But it's beer!"
Shoon waved a bottle of sake in front of Yabu's face. Yabu stared at it and took a gulp of his saliva.
"Maybe a little bit..." Yabu grabbed the bottle and took a small sip.
"A BIG GULP OR ELSE I'LL TELL JOHNNY THAT YOU STOLE HIS UNDERPANTS AND PRAISED THEM UNDER A SACRED FIRE!"
"I never did that in my whole life!"
"WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD DRINK IT ALL RIGHT NOW!"
Yabu had no choice but to chug the whole bottle down. Just like the moaning, hot, sweaty, orgasmic Yuto and Ryutaro in the alley, Yabu didn't leave a drop of sake in the bottle.
"Yummy..." Yabu said.
"See? That wasn't so bad!" Shoon said.
"Tastes like chicken... CHILI SAUCE DAMMIT!"
"Are you okay Yabu?"
"I'm fiiine!!! I mean, if I was drunk, I wouldn't be staring at the bright red balloon in front of your face."
"Dude, there's no balloon."
"LIAR! LIAR LIAR PANTS OF FIRE! LOOK YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!" Yabu was pointing at the odd buldge on Shoon's pants.
"DUDE YABU STOP!"
Yabu kept pointing at it... and poked it twice. The buldge grew and Yabu pulled back and gasped.
"Ooo someone's a feisty little boy." Yabu said. "Why don't we calm that fire with some "cool water" hmm?"
Yabu tackled Shoon and sat on top of his stomach, pinning him down. Yabu stroked Shoon's hair softly and trickled his fingertips over Shoon's soft cheeks. Of course, Yabu was drunk, but his eyes were so pretty, so mezmerizing.
"Yabu please, your drunk..." Shoon said worriedly.
"No I'm nooot... I'm just daaazed. BIIIG difference you knowww... pehehehhh." Yabu said.
Yabu places his hands on both sides of Shoon's head, locking him in a slightly awkward position.
"Fck me right here, right now Shoonie-bear..." Yabu slurred.
Shoon just shrugged and agreed.
The next day...
"Ughhh... I feel sick..." Yabu sat up on a bed that probably wasn't his and rubbed his head. He looked around and saw lamps, chairs, books, carpet, everything else, all that wasn't his. In fact, everything in there was Shoon's. He looked beside him and saw Shoon completely naked who was looking right back at Yabu.
"CRAP WHY ARE YOU NAKED?" Yabu screamed. He took a look at himself. "CRAP WHY AM I NAKED?"
"Aww, you don't remember Kou-chan?" Shoon sat up and forced a passionate kiss on Yabu's lips, forming a tornado with their tongues.
"WHAT? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Yabu jumped out of the bed and stood firmly on the floor. He grabbed his underwear and pants and put them on hastily.
"Don't tell me you've forgotten!" Shoon pouted and put on his boxers as he got out of bed and distanced himself just a few inches away from Yabu's buff chest. Shoon wrapped his arms around Yabu's stomach and started sucking lightly on Yabu's neck.
"DUDE! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! WHAT DID I FORGET?" Yabu pushed Shoon away and slipped on his t-shirt quickly.
"My my, you've forgotten all about the hawt sex we had last night. I've never felt such exhilirating pleasure in my whole life! But you've fixed that." Shoon said as he put on his jeans.
Yabu stared in shock and grabbed his jacket, rushing out the front door crying his eyes out. No! I didn't want my first time with Shoon to be under the influence of alcohol! Yabu thought.
Meanwhile, Shoon just sat on his bed and sighed. You just don't know how much you want me babe.
"Maa, he'll confess sooner or later. No worries!" Shoon said to himself.
After practice that day...
"Otsukaresama!" Everyone called.
"Hey Hikaru, can I come with you to your house today?" Yabu asked.
"Yeah sure! Something you needa talk about?" Hikaru said.
"Yeah..."
The two walked down a private street chatting calmly. Er, not so calmly.
"YOU WHAT?" Hikaru yelled.
"Shh! I had sex with Shoon." Yabu said quietly.
"But you were drunk! Drunk sex means nothing!" Hikaru said. "And besides, you like Shoon anyway right?"
"But it's because drunk sex means nothing that I'm worried."
"... What? ..."
"I mean, I'd be happy to do it with Shoon. But if we're gonna do it, I want it to be something meaningful! Not when alcohol is rushing to my head!"
"Then you gotta talk to him about it."
"No way! If I say that to him, he'll think I like him!"
"You do..."
"EXACTLY!"
"So what's the worry?"
"... GOD YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
"What's the harm in telling someone you like him?"
"THE WORLD WILL SHATTER INTO A BILLION PIECES AND IT'S GONNA BE WORLD WAR 2 ALL OVER AGAIN!"
"ANYWAY! ... You should just tell Shoon how you feel. I doubt he's going to reject you automatically."
"Well... ok. Thanks Hikaru." Yabu said as he walked away from Hikaru towards his own house.
Later at Shoon's house...
"Ohh yeahh... Yabu's sperm..." Shoon said as he sniffed his own blankets. "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?"
"Yeah what the hell ARE you doing?"
"HIKARU! DAMMIT HAS YOUR MOTHER EVER TAUGHT YOU TO KNOCK?"
"Not on your door."
"God, what do you want."
Hikaru came into Shoon's room and sat on the floor with legs crossed. Shoon sat on the edge of his bed looking at Hikaru.
"So you fcked up Yabu eh?" Hikaru said.
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?"
"Oh I have my sources."
"Oh... WELL I CAN DO A BACKFLIP!"
"That has nothing to do with what we're talking about."
"SHUT UP DUCKFACE!"
"Whatever. So how was it?"
"Awesome dude. I never thought Yabu could move his hips that way. He talks dirty beyond any American porn star."
"DUDE I HAVEN'T FCKED HIM YET!"
"And you never will. He's mine. MINE! I CLAIM HIM! That's why fangirls can't have him."
Hikaru laughed a bit but his face suddenly became serious. Shoon stopped being funny and peered at Hikaru with curious eyes.
"So you know that Yabu likes you already huh." Hikaru assured.
"Yes." Shoon responded military-like.
"Are you ever going to confess to him?"
"Why should I do that? We already did each other. Besides, he was drunk!"
"You know that'll break his heart."
Shoon shut up and thought. He couldn't think of why it would hurt Yabu. They've already done it in bed, wasn't that enough? What could be more of two lovers?
"You're treating him like a whore. You know he has a fragile heart." Hikaru finally said.
"I am not treating him like a whore." Shoon fought.
"You took advantage of him when there was no love involved. You did him without dating him first. Aren't those perfectly good examples of whores?" Hikaru explained.
Shoon thought and thought. In the end, Hikaru won this battle. Crap... How am I gonna face Yabu now? Shoon thought. Hikaru got up and walked out of the room. Shoon sat there dumbfounded. I treated Yabu like a one-night-stand and this guilt is my reward. Great going Shoon you've lost the love of your life.
After dinner that night, Shoon decided to take a little stroll outside to collect his thoughts. The lamp posts lined along the streets and the blowing wind gave a creepy atmosphere.
"I fcked Yabu like it was nothing. I thought that it was okay to not tell him that I like him. I didn't want to deal with him after that night."
Shoon thought to himself. "God I'm the worst person ever."
Shoon got to the other side of the block until someone ran into him sending both flying into the air and landing on their bottoms.
"Watch where you're going bast- Oh... Yabu..."
And indeed, it was Yabu. The two dusted off their butts and stood there without a good word to say to each other.
"Hey Yabu..." Shoon started.
"Yes?" Yabu responded uber quick.
"I'm sorry..."
"For what?"
"For treating you like a one-night-thing."
"Eh?" Yabu started to get suspicious.
"Nothing..." Shoon tried to cover up.
"Treating me like a one-night-thing? ... You mean... You just fcked me for the hell of it? No love? No relationship?"
Shoon couldn't say anything. That was because all of it was true.
"You never liked me?" Yabu's eyes started watering.
"But you liked me! Isn't that good enough?" Shoon said. Crap, you've really done it Shoon. You'll never see Yabu again.
"Don't even come near me again..." Yabu said with a shaky voice.
He clenched his fists and swung them at Shoon hard. Shoon fell to the ground and watched Yabu escape into the darkness with tears falling from his eyes. He looked at the tiny droplets on the ground. Tears fell out of Shoon's eyes.
The next day...
Shoon followed Yabu to a convenience store. Yabu went into one of the isles and looked at some magazines. He saw Kis-my-ft2 on one of the
pages and read a little bit. He saw NEWS on another page and read some of it. He saw Hashimoto Ryosuke on another page and read some of it. However, when he saw just a tiny bit of Shoon's face on the next page, he flipped right over it without taking a split glance at it.
Shoon saw this and his heart ached. He walked into the convenience store and stood by Yabu, pretending to look for a specific magazine.
When he eyed Yabu from the corner of his eye, he was already walking out of the store quickly, taking long strides to get as far away from who he thought was the "devil".
"Crap, gotta corner him somewhere." Shoon said to himself. He flipped the page on the September issue of Popolo he was reading and saw a
Hey! Say! JUMP photoshoot where Yabu was featured on a whole page. On that page, Yabu was sitting on a brick wall with an evil glance that could kill someone... literally...
DAMMIT! I'm never reading Popolo again. Shoon thought to himself.
And the NEXT day...
"WHEN THERE IS MORE THAN ONE MOOSE, IT'S CALLED MEESE YOU BAKA!" Takaki argued with Yabu as they were walking down the hall of the jimusho.
"No Takaki, in English it's still moose." Yabu tried to explain.
"IF GOOSE IS GEESE, THEN MOOSE IS MEESE!"
Shoon and Reon were walking together towards Yabu and Takaki.
I'm Yabu's senpai AND a fellow Jyanizu. Yabu HAS to talk to me. Shoon thought.
When their paths crossed, Reon bowed and said hi to both Takaki and Yabu. Takaki greeted Shoon and Reon. Shoon greeted Yabu and Takaki.
Yabu just said hi to Reon.
Shoon watched Yabu and Takaki walk away.
"You freaking idiot!" Shoon slapped his brother upside the head.
"I'm sorry!" Reon said. Wait what did I do.
The next day at practice...
"3 hour lunch!" The dance instructor announced.
"Finally! My legs were about to break!" Yuto said as he fell with a loud bang on the ground.
"Tell me when they do fall off. I'll sell them for 3000 bucks apiece." Takaki joked.
"Fangirls would looove a piece of Yuto." Inoo agreed.
"I don't think that's what they mean by a "piece"..." Daiki said.
"So? At least I get some cash!" Takaki said.
"Hey Yabu, come with me to the restroom real quick." Hikaru said as he opened the doors out of the studio.
Yabu walked into the bathroom, clearly expecting Hikaru to follow him. But when he turned his head, the doors were firmly held shut by Hikaru outside. Yabu struggled to bust the doors open.
"I'm sorry buddy, but you ignoring Shoon this much is too much to bear." Hikaru called.
Yabu gave up trying to open the doors and Shoon came out of a bathroom stall. Yabu leaned his side against a wall, trying to ignore Shoon.
"Yabu you can't ignore me forever." Shoon said.
Yabu didn't respond.
"Yabu, look at me. That's an order from your senpai." Shoon demanded.
Nothing from Yabu still.
"Don't make me report you to Johnny." Shoon threatened.
Yabu couldn't take the risk and turned around to look at Shoon. He widened his eyes at the sight of Shoon. There he stood with tears falling from his face with black circles below his eyes. His hair was messed up like he just got out of bed.
"Yabu, these tears, these circles from not sleeping for several days, and this hair that wasn't washes or brushed for those days prove how much I'm sorry to you."
Yabu was speechless.
"I should've never gotten you drunk, I should've never taken advantage of your condition, I should've never ignored your love, I will freaking commit suicide if I've harmed you anymore."
Yabu saw Shoon trying to hold back his tears, trying to keep his voice manly and brave, trying to keep awake from his self-forced insomnia.
Yabu lunged himself forward at Shoon, pouncing at him with his hands on Shoon's shoulders, sitting on Shoon's crotch this time. Buldges grew in Shoon's pants.
"Now, your pants are on fire." Yabu smiled seductively and planted soft, smooth kisses on Shoon's neck.
Shoon moaned softly as Yabu rocked his growing buldge against Shoon's. Yabu locked his lips with Shoon's as he unbuttoned Shoon's shirt slowly, teasingly. Shoon did the same as the two slipped off their training shorts. Yabu moved lower, licking and kissing along the way down to Shoon's waistline.
"Yabu, now dammit." Shoon begged. Yabu yanked off Shoon's boxers and revealed Shoon's stiff standing rod. Yabu wrapped his mouth around it and started moving his head up and down. Shoon tilted his head back and grabbed Yabu's hair tightly. Yabu squinted his eyes slightly in pain, but that wasn't enough to keep him from giving pleasure to the man he loved.
Yabu lifted his index finger and middle finger and placed them at Shoon's entrance.
"Do it." Shoon pleaded.
Once again, Yabu obeyed and shoved his fingers inside.
"Shit!" Shoon yelped. Yabu pushed his fingers in and out, going at a slow and steady pace.
"Punishment my dear. Shoonie's been a bad boy and he needs punishment." Yabu said. He slid his fingers up and down Shoon's smooth, curvy waist, still sucking on Shoon's hard rod.
"Yabu... faster..." Yabu picked up the speed but took his fingers out after many pushes. He took off his boxers and sat on Shoon, placing his pride at Shoon's entrace. Yabu pushed it in quickly. Shoon's gasped in more pain than before.
"What the fck!" Shoon shouted.
Yabu rocked in and out, in and out, slow and steady, going along with Shoon's rythmic gasps. Yabu went faster and faster, Shoon's moans became louder and louder. Soon, Shoon gave a final scream and out came spurting white, gooey liquid all over Yabu's stomach. Luckily, Yabu came too and filled Shoon's entrance with his white goodness. He took his out and watched the fluid ooze out of Shoon slowly.
Yabu leaned ontop of Shoon and kissed his chest softly.
"I think that sums up what I feel about you." Yabu said warm-heartedly.
"Thanks Kou-chan." Shoon replied.
The two layed on the cold, tile bathroom floor, completely naked, but safe in the warmth and comfort of each other.
And the NEXT day... For the billionth time...
"Yabucchi! Come hereee!" Hikaru called after practice that day ended.
"Yes?" Yabu said walking casually to Hikaru's spot.
"So how'd it go yesterday?"
"You don't know how loud that sexy b**ch can scream."
"DUDE! WE KNOW EXACTLY HOW LOUD YOUR B**CH CAN SCREAM!" Keito complained. "Try to keep princess quiet will ya? Especially in the jimusho."
Yabu chuckled shyly and blushed bright red. Suddenly, the doors bursted open with Shoon running through them, grasping Yabu tightly.
"Kouuu-chaaan! Save meee!" Shoon hid in Yabu's chest.
Hasshi then came walking through the door angrily screaming nonsense.
"DON'T EVER GO DOING STUFF IN THE BATHROOM EVER AGAIN! IT'S FREAKING DISTURBING YOU KNOW? YOUR DARK CIRCLES WENT AWAY WHILE THEY CAME AND ATTACKED ME! WHAT THE HELL?"
"I'm sorry Hasshi!" Shoon yelled. "But it felt nice..."
"LALALALALA I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!" Hasshi put his fingers in his ears and stormed out of the room.
Shoon took a peek at Hasshi and relaxed.
"You were a naughty boy again Shoon." Yabu said.
"Do I need some punishment?" Shoon asked sexily moving his lips closer to Yabu's.
"TAKE IT OUTSIDE DAMMIT!" Keito scolded.
おわり！
Probably my first Yamabu smut fic. Er, one of my smut fics in a looong time... I think... My thumb hurt like hell typing this because I was trying to toss my colorguard rifle up in the air but I couldn't catch it and it landed on my thumb bending it backward... if anyone cares... I had absolutely no creativity in me at the moment and everything you see here was just last minute stuff. Please comment if you read it!
Author: forte_tsuki 『雪ファン』
Pairing: {Yamabu}
Rating: nc-17 ...you've been warned
Genre: Romance; Smut; Crack
Summary: Yabu is tempted to drink and things go out of hand.
A/N: I thought I should do Yamabu for a change. I also pulled JJ Express in here but I don't know everyone in there so please bear with the horror. Hope you like it!
スタート！
"DRINK THE DAMN BEER!" A drunk Inoo yelled at Takaki.
"EAT THE DAMN WASABI!" A drunk Takaki yelled back.
"SHOVE A BANANA UP YOUR ASS!" Inoo stood up.
"GO FCK A TREE!" Takaki stood up.
"I ALREADY DID!" Takaki slapped Inoo upside the head. Inoo grabbed Takaki by the collar and threw him on the couch.
It was the night of the JJ Express and Ya-ya-yah reunion. Unfortunately, Taiyou couldn't go because of homework and studies. Tons of people got drunk and acted like children on crack. Even half-drunk people joined the fun. The giant karaoke room stunk of sake, bits of wasabi were stuck on the wall, and Hikaru was stuck on the wall licking it off.
"Guys guys, shouldn't you sober up soon? It's an hour and a half till we all go home. And I'm pretty sure our parents would murder us with the slight stench of beer." Yabu warned with a concerned face.
"C'mooon!!! Have some fun duuude!" Daiki slurred and planted a wet, sloppy, gooey kiss on Takaki's cheek.
"No baaad Daiki. We do in bathroom, not in public, let's go." Takaki said caveman-like. Takaki pulled Daiki's arm and led him out of the karaoke room and into the restroom down the hall.
Only Yuto and Ryutaro were sitting with straight backs, hands properly on their knees, and legs snapped together. They watched their senpais fill up on sake and humiliate themselves, setting a horrible example for their future kouhais.
"YUTO! RYUTARO! COME AND DRINK THIS FREAKING SAKE NOW OR ELSE 50 BAJILLION PUSH-UPS!" Hasshi ordered striking a firm finger at them.
Yuto and Ryutaro shot right up and walked over to their senpai with quivering hands. Hasshi pushed a bottle of sake toward the two with closed eyes. The two took the bottles uneasily and drank just a little bit.
"MORE YOU DOPES! DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF! AND MINES IS PRETTY BIG YOU KNOW!" Hasshi yelled.
Yuto and Ryutaro obeyed and chugged the whole bottle down without a single drop of alcohol in the botttle.
"Ryuuutaaarooo..." Yuto slurred. "I waaant youuu."
"Shuuut uppp... I don't like fcking talking lampsss..." Ryutaro responded slapping Yuto lightly on the chest.
"Don't hate me cuz I'm sexiii!!!"
"Oh yeeeaaahhh??? If you're so hawttt, fck me in the alley right noww." Ryutaro dragged Yuto out the backdoor with a grin.
Shoon and Yabu were sitting next to each other on the floor watching people degrade themselves with the influence of sake.
"Sad isn't it?" Yabu said to Shoon.
"Well they're mature teens, I'm sure they'll know to not get drunk again after today." Shoon laughed.
"What??? But it's beer!"
Shoon waved a bottle of sake in front of Yabu's face. Yabu stared at it and took a gulp of his saliva.
"Maybe a little bit..." Yabu grabbed the bottle and took a small sip.
"A BIG GULP OR ELSE I'LL TELL JOHNNY THAT YOU STOLE HIS UNDERPANTS AND PRAISED THEM UNDER A SACRED FIRE!"
"I never did that in my whole life!"
"WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD DRINK IT ALL RIGHT NOW!"
Yabu had no choice but to chug the whole bottle down. Just like the moaning, hot, sweaty, orgasmic Yuto and Ryutaro in the alley, Yabu didn't leave a drop of sake in the bottle.
"Yummy..." Yabu said.
"See? That wasn't so bad!" Shoon said.
"Tastes like chicken... CHILI SAUCE DAMMIT!"
"Are you okay Yabu?"
"I'm fiiine!!! I mean, if I was drunk, I wouldn't be staring at the bright red balloon in front of your face."
"Dude, there's no balloon."
"LIAR! LIAR LIAR PANTS OF FIRE! LOOK YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!" Yabu was pointing at the odd buldge on Shoon's pants.
"DUDE YABU STOP!"
Yabu kept pointing at it... and poked it twice. The buldge grew and Yabu pulled back and gasped.
"Ooo someone's a feisty little boy." Yabu said. "Why don't we calm that fire with some "cool water" hmm?"
Yabu tackled Shoon and sat on top of his stomach, pinning him down. Yabu stroked Shoon's hair softly and trickled his fingertips over Shoon's soft cheeks. Of course, Yabu was drunk, but his eyes were so pretty, so mezmerizing.
"Yabu please, your drunk..." Shoon said worriedly.
"No I'm nooot... I'm just daaazed. BIIIG difference you knowww... pehehehhh." Yabu said.
Yabu places his hands on both sides of Shoon's head, locking him in a slightly awkward position.
"Fck me right here, right now Shoonie-bear..." Yabu slurred.
Shoon just shrugged and agreed.
The next day...
"Ughhh... I feel sick..." Yabu sat up on a bed that probably wasn't his and rubbed his head. He looked around and saw lamps, chairs, books, carpet, everything else, all that wasn't his. In fact, everything in there was Shoon's. He looked beside him and saw Shoon completely naked who was looking right back at Yabu.
"CRAP WHY ARE YOU NAKED?" Yabu screamed. He took a look at himself. "CRAP WHY AM I NAKED?"
"Aww, you don't remember Kou-chan?" Shoon sat up and forced a passionate kiss on Yabu's lips, forming a tornado with their tongues.
"WHAT? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Yabu jumped out of the bed and stood firmly on the floor. He grabbed his underwear and pants and put them on hastily.
"Don't tell me you've forgotten!" Shoon pouted and put on his boxers as he got out of bed and distanced himself just a few inches away from Yabu's buff chest. Shoon wrapped his arms around Yabu's stomach and started sucking lightly on Yabu's neck.
"DUDE! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! WHAT DID I FORGET?" Yabu pushed Shoon away and slipped on his t-shirt quickly.
"My my, you've forgotten all about the hawt sex we had last night. I've never felt such exhilirating pleasure in my whole life! But you've fixed that." Shoon said as he put on his jeans.
Yabu stared in shock and grabbed his jacket, rushing out the front door crying his eyes out. No! I didn't want my first time with Shoon to be under the influence of alcohol! Yabu thought.
Meanwhile, Shoon just sat on his bed and sighed. You just don't know how much you want me babe.
"Maa, he'll confess sooner or later. No worries!" Shoon said to himself.
After practice that day...
"Otsukaresama!" Everyone called.
"Hey Hikaru, can I come with you to your house today?" Yabu asked.
"Yeah sure! Something you needa talk about?" Hikaru said.
"Yeah..."
The two walked down a private street chatting calmly. Er, not so calmly.
"YOU WHAT?" Hikaru yelled.
"Shh! I had sex with Shoon." Yabu said quietly.
"But you were drunk! Drunk sex means nothing!" Hikaru said. "And besides, you like Shoon anyway right?"
"But it's because drunk sex means nothing that I'm worried."
"... What? ..."
"I mean, I'd be happy to do it with Shoon. But if we're gonna do it, I want it to be something meaningful! Not when alcohol is rushing to my head!"
"Then you gotta talk to him about it."
"No way! If I say that to him, he'll think I like him!"
"You do..."
"EXACTLY!"
"So what's the worry?"
"... GOD YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
"What's the harm in telling someone you like him?"
"THE WORLD WILL SHATTER INTO A BILLION PIECES AND IT'S GONNA BE WORLD WAR 2 ALL OVER AGAIN!"
"ANYWAY! ... You should just tell Shoon how you feel. I doubt he's going to reject you automatically."
"Well... ok. Thanks Hikaru." Yabu said as he walked away from Hikaru towards his own house.
Later at Shoon's house...
"Ohh yeahh... Yabu's sperm..." Shoon said as he sniffed his own blankets. "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?"
"Yeah what the hell ARE you doing?"
"HIKARU! DAMMIT HAS YOUR MOTHER EVER TAUGHT YOU TO KNOCK?"
"Not on your door."
"God, what do you want."
Hikaru came into Shoon's room and sat on the floor with legs crossed. Shoon sat on the edge of his bed looking at Hikaru.
"So you fcked up Yabu eh?" Hikaru said.
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?"
"Oh I have my sources."
"Oh... WELL I CAN DO A BACKFLIP!"
"That has nothing to do with what we're talking about."
"SHUT UP DUCKFACE!"
"Whatever. So how was it?"
"Awesome dude. I never thought Yabu could move his hips that way. He talks dirty beyond any American porn star."
"DUDE I HAVEN'T FCKED HIM YET!"
"And you never will. He's mine. MINE! I CLAIM HIM! That's why fangirls can't have him."
Hikaru laughed a bit but his face suddenly became serious. Shoon stopped being funny and peered at Hikaru with curious eyes.
"So you know that Yabu likes you already huh." Hikaru assured.
"Yes." Shoon responded military-like.
"Are you ever going to confess to him?"
"Why should I do that? We already did each other. Besides, he was drunk!"
"You know that'll break his heart."
Shoon shut up and thought. He couldn't think of why it would hurt Yabu. They've already done it in bed, wasn't that enough? What could be more of two lovers?
"You're treating him like a whore. You know he has a fragile heart." Hikaru finally said.
"I am not treating him like a whore." Shoon fought.
"You took advantage of him when there was no love involved. You did him without dating him first. Aren't those perfectly good examples of whores?" Hikaru explained.
Shoon thought and thought. In the end, Hikaru won this battle. Crap... How am I gonna face Yabu now? Shoon thought. Hikaru got up and walked out of the room. Shoon sat there dumbfounded. I treated Yabu like a one-night-stand and this guilt is my reward. Great going Shoon you've lost the love of your life.
After dinner that night, Shoon decided to take a little stroll outside to collect his thoughts. The lamp posts lined along the streets and the blowing wind gave a creepy atmosphere.
"I fcked Yabu like it was nothing. I thought that it was okay to not tell him that I like him. I didn't want to deal with him after that night."
Shoon thought to himself. "God I'm the worst person ever."
Shoon got to the other side of the block until someone ran into him sending both flying into the air and landing on their bottoms.
"Watch where you're going bast- Oh... Yabu..."
And indeed, it was Yabu. The two dusted off their butts and stood there without a good word to say to each other.
"Hey Yabu..." Shoon started.
"Yes?" Yabu responded uber quick.
"I'm sorry..."
"For what?"
"For treating you like a one-night-thing."
"Eh?" Yabu started to get suspicious.
"Nothing..." Shoon tried to cover up.
"Treating me like a one-night-thing? ... You mean... You just fcked me for the hell of it? No love? No relationship?"
Shoon couldn't say anything. That was because all of it was true.
"You never liked me?" Yabu's eyes started watering.
"But you liked me! Isn't that good enough?" Shoon said. Crap, you've really done it Shoon. You'll never see Yabu again.
"Don't even come near me again..." Yabu said with a shaky voice.
He clenched his fists and swung them at Shoon hard. Shoon fell to the ground and watched Yabu escape into the darkness with tears falling from his eyes. He looked at the tiny droplets on the ground. Tears fell out of Shoon's eyes.
The next day...
Shoon followed Yabu to a convenience store. Yabu went into one of the isles and looked at some magazines. He saw Kis-my-ft2 on one of the
pages and read a little bit. He saw NEWS on another page and read some of it. He saw Hashimoto Ryosuke on another page and read some of it. However, when he saw just a tiny bit of Shoon's face on the next page, he flipped right over it without taking a split glance at it.
Shoon saw this and his heart ached. He walked into the convenience store and stood by Yabu, pretending to look for a specific magazine.
When he eyed Yabu from the corner of his eye, he was already walking out of the store quickly, taking long strides to get as far away from who he thought was the "devil".
"Crap, gotta corner him somewhere." Shoon said to himself. He flipped the page on the September issue of Popolo he was reading and saw a
Hey! Say! JUMP photoshoot where Yabu was featured on a whole page. On that page, Yabu was sitting on a brick wall with an evil glance that could kill someone... literally...
DAMMIT! I'm never reading Popolo again. Shoon thought to himself.
And the NEXT day...
"WHEN THERE IS MORE THAN ONE MOOSE, IT'S CALLED MEESE YOU BAKA!" Takaki argued with Yabu as they were walking down the hall of the jimusho.
"No Takaki, in English it's still moose." Yabu tried to explain.
"IF GOOSE IS GEESE, THEN MOOSE IS MEESE!"
Shoon and Reon were walking together towards Yabu and Takaki.
I'm Yabu's senpai AND a fellow Jyanizu. Yabu HAS to talk to me. Shoon thought.
When their paths crossed, Reon bowed and said hi to both Takaki and Yabu. Takaki greeted Shoon and Reon. Shoon greeted Yabu and Takaki.
Yabu just said hi to Reon.
Shoon watched Yabu and Takaki walk away.
"You freaking idiot!" Shoon slapped his brother upside the head.
"I'm sorry!" Reon said. Wait what did I do.
The next day at practice...
"3 hour lunch!" The dance instructor announced.
"Finally! My legs were about to break!" Yuto said as he fell with a loud bang on the ground.
"Tell me when they do fall off. I'll sell them for 3000 bucks apiece." Takaki joked.
"Fangirls would looove a piece of Yuto." Inoo agreed.
"I don't think that's what they mean by a "piece"..." Daiki said.
"So? At least I get some cash!" Takaki said.
"Hey Yabu, come with me to the restroom real quick." Hikaru said as he opened the doors out of the studio.
Yabu walked into the bathroom, clearly expecting Hikaru to follow him. But when he turned his head, the doors were firmly held shut by Hikaru outside. Yabu struggled to bust the doors open.
"I'm sorry buddy, but you ignoring Shoon this much is too much to bear." Hikaru called.
Yabu gave up trying to open the doors and Shoon came out of a bathroom stall. Yabu leaned his side against a wall, trying to ignore Shoon.
"Yabu you can't ignore me forever." Shoon said.
Yabu didn't respond.
"Yabu, look at me. That's an order from your senpai." Shoon demanded.
Nothing from Yabu still.
"Don't make me report you to Johnny." Shoon threatened.
Yabu couldn't take the risk and turned around to look at Shoon. He widened his eyes at the sight of Shoon. There he stood with tears falling from his face with black circles below his eyes. His hair was messed up like he just got out of bed.
"Yabu, these tears, these circles from not sleeping for several days, and this hair that wasn't washes or brushed for those days prove how much I'm sorry to you."
Yabu was speechless.
"I should've never gotten you drunk, I should've never taken advantage of your condition, I should've never ignored your love, I will freaking commit suicide if I've harmed you anymore."
Yabu saw Shoon trying to hold back his tears, trying to keep his voice manly and brave, trying to keep awake from his self-forced insomnia.
Yabu lunged himself forward at Shoon, pouncing at him with his hands on Shoon's shoulders, sitting on Shoon's crotch this time. Buldges grew in Shoon's pants.
"Now, your pants are on fire." Yabu smiled seductively and planted soft, smooth kisses on Shoon's neck.
Shoon moaned softly as Yabu rocked his growing buldge against Shoon's. Yabu locked his lips with Shoon's as he unbuttoned Shoon's shirt slowly, teasingly. Shoon did the same as the two slipped off their training shorts. Yabu moved lower, licking and kissing along the way down to Shoon's waistline.
"Yabu, now dammit." Shoon begged. Yabu yanked off Shoon's boxers and revealed Shoon's stiff standing rod. Yabu wrapped his mouth around it and started moving his head up and down. Shoon tilted his head back and grabbed Yabu's hair tightly. Yabu squinted his eyes slightly in pain, but that wasn't enough to keep him from giving pleasure to the man he loved.
Yabu lifted his index finger and middle finger and placed them at Shoon's entrance.
"Do it." Shoon pleaded.
Once again, Yabu obeyed and shoved his fingers inside.
"Shit!" Shoon yelped. Yabu pushed his fingers in and out, going at a slow and steady pace.
"Punishment my dear. Shoonie's been a bad boy and he needs punishment." Yabu said. He slid his fingers up and down Shoon's smooth, curvy waist, still sucking on Shoon's hard rod.
"Yabu... faster..." Yabu picked up the speed but took his fingers out after many pushes. He took off his boxers and sat on Shoon, placing his pride at Shoon's entrace. Yabu pushed it in quickly. Shoon's gasped in more pain than before.
"What the fck!" Shoon shouted.
Yabu rocked in and out, in and out, slow and steady, going along with Shoon's rythmic gasps. Yabu went faster and faster, Shoon's moans became louder and louder. Soon, Shoon gave a final scream and out came spurting white, gooey liquid all over Yabu's stomach. Luckily, Yabu came too and filled Shoon's entrance with his white goodness. He took his out and watched the fluid ooze out of Shoon slowly.
Yabu leaned ontop of Shoon and kissed his chest softly.
"I think that sums up what I feel about you." Yabu said warm-heartedly.
"Thanks Kou-chan." Shoon replied.
The two layed on the cold, tile bathroom floor, completely naked, but safe in the warmth and comfort of each other.
And the NEXT day... For the billionth time...
"Yabucchi! Come hereee!" Hikaru called after practice that day ended.
"Yes?" Yabu said walking casually to Hikaru's spot.
"So how'd it go yesterday?"
"You don't know how loud that sexy b**ch can scream."
"DUDE! WE KNOW EXACTLY HOW LOUD YOUR B**CH CAN SCREAM!" Keito complained. "Try to keep princess quiet will ya? Especially in the jimusho."
Yabu chuckled shyly and blushed bright red. Suddenly, the doors bursted open with Shoon running through them, grasping Yabu tightly.
"Kouuu-chaaan! Save meee!" Shoon hid in Yabu's chest.
Hasshi then came walking through the door angrily screaming nonsense.
"DON'T EVER GO DOING STUFF IN THE BATHROOM EVER AGAIN! IT'S FREAKING DISTURBING YOU KNOW? YOUR DARK CIRCLES WENT AWAY WHILE THEY CAME AND ATTACKED ME! WHAT THE HELL?"
"I'm sorry Hasshi!" Shoon yelled. "But it felt nice..."
"LALALALALA I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!" Hasshi put his fingers in his ears and stormed out of the room.
Shoon took a peek at Hasshi and relaxed.
"You were a naughty boy again Shoon." Yabu said.
"Do I need some punishment?" Shoon asked sexily moving his lips closer to Yabu's.
"TAKE IT OUTSIDE DAMMIT!" Keito scolded.
おわり！
Probably my first Yamabu smut fic. Er, one of my smut fics in a looong time... I think... My thumb hurt like hell typing this because I was trying to toss my colorguard rifle up in the air but I couldn't catch it and it landed on my thumb bending it backward... if anyone cares... I had absolutely no creativity in me at the moment and everything you see here was just last minute stuff. Please comment if you read it!