Wait, what?

[forsythferret]

"Firefighters who want to live in high-priced cities can work two jobs, said W. Michael Cox, chief economist for the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas. “I think it’s great,” he said. “It gives you portfolio diversification in your income.”"

*blinkblink*

I just... you know, nevermind. It's not even worth trying to get inside that guy's head.

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