Something nicer. Okay, funnier, at least.
http://www.asofterworld.com/oq-display.php?id=67e
This guys writes faux cover-letters to companies, looking for a job. At first, it's a regular cover letter, and you slowly start to realize that it's not regular, not at all. This is actually his shortest - it's very short. And since I'm now job-hunting, all I can do is laugh.