{ 15 ♏ text + video } - 8ACKD8ED TO FRID8Y 888| i just want humans k

[formida8le]

Ok, so we're all tripping over shame glo8es 8ecause some of us woke up with different 8odies like we're not used to Yawntheon 8eing an uncooperative shit, 8lah 8lah 8lah.
That is, like, shit no one really c8res a8out!
Seriously, shut up!!!!!!!!
Now that THAT is over with,
I would like to address a more important matter

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[text] :D

[meddlefussyfang]

That Is Reassuring To Hear
That You Are Otherwise Well And As Usual
Since It Seems Some People Were Affected In Their Personalities Too
A Few Apartments Were Blown Up And So On

[text] :D!!!

[formida8le]

Yaaaaaaaawn.
Are you still a troll, Fussyfangs?

[text/video] /o/

[meddlefussyfang]

Well
I Think The Most Sensitive And Interesting Bits Have Been Discussed In Person Or Behind Filters
It May Be Dull In The Life Of Vriska
But Quite A Few People Seem Alarmed By It All

Anyway No Im Not A Troll Right Now
Let Me Switch To Video To Demonstrate

[After a moment, video begins streaming, showing the side of Kanaya's head as she peers around the SFC to make the appropriate switch over. She moves back into view and smiles sheepishly.]

If you'd rather talk through text that's fine, but I figured the picture would more quickly show you what you were curious about. I'm not quite human, though, either.

[video]

[formida8le]

I'm way too important to concern myself with everyone's dumb problems.

[She moves the video to show herself and then she squints as she stares at Kanaya.]

Huh! Why aren't you pink?

[video]

[meddlefussyfang]

Yeah... I guess some things never change.

[But that is not a topic to dwell on. Kanaya returns the examination of appearance, and shrugs.]

I don't know. It seems like humans all---or nearly all---have the same blood color, but a variety of skin colors. The pale pink ones we know are just a small part of their spectrum.

[video]

[formida8le]

I know about that part because John made out with a brown Earth male once but what I'm asking you is why aren't you pink? Does it feel weird being all brown?

[video]

[meddlefussyfang]

[Kanaya takes a moment to examine the differences in their coloration again.]

I hadn't noticed the color having a specific... feeling. It's skin. I think it feels the same that other humanish skins would.

[video]

[formida8le]

It's soft, right? Soft like something that is really dumb.

[video] and then I was out of ways to use those three icons. XD

[meddlefussyfang]

Yeah, it is pretty soft. I haven't really gotten hurt, so I don't know if it's delicate or just softer on the surface than makes any sense.

[video]

[formida8le]

Man, their bodies blow. No wonder they fucked up their universe!

[video]

[meddlefussyfang]

Ha. I never thought of that as the reason why. They were too distracted from the peculiarities of their bodies to focus on playing the game right?

[So if the humans failed due to being human, how would they have done as trolls? Which reminds her...]

Apparently some of the humans were turned into trolls, like Rose and John.

[video]

[formida8le]

Kanaya, in case you haven't noticed, nobody really cares about Rose. Nobody. She is the most boring person ever and every time someone mentions her name, I feel like sleeping.

[video]

[meddlefussyfang]

No, I haven't noticed any such thing.

[video]

[formida8le]

Glad I could enlighten you then!

[video]

[meddlefussyfang]

So the thief of light is now distributing enlightenment? What an interesting new pastime. What has that been like?

[video]

[formida8le]

Uh. I don't know.

...

Bright, I guess?