{ 15 ♏ text + video } - 8ACKD8ED TO FRID8Y 888| i just want humans k

[formida8le]

Ok, so we're all tripping over shame glo8es 8ecause some of us woke up with different 8odies like we're not used to Yawntheon 8eing an uncooperative shit, 8lah 8lah 8lah.
That is, like, shit no one really c8res a8out!
Seriously, shut up!!!!!!!!
Now that THAT is over with,
I would like to address a more important matter

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[howiehorns]

the curse turned you human, vriska?
hehehe.
what a funny coincidence.
i am glad to hear that you're ok though.
i was beginning to wonder where you were. :(

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[formida8le]

What????????
Aw, John, did you miss meeeeeeee?

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[howiehorns]

hehehehe.
oh nothing.
but yes. i was beginning to miss you.

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[formida8le]

Damn it, you just can't end a thought like that!
I WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!
Aw. ::::)

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[howiehorns]

oh alright.
if you insist.

[Hold on a second, let him switch over to video...and gosh, would you look at that? John's a troll! Grinning like a derp with a fanged overbite that is even weirder looking than usual.]

See?

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[formida8le]

[Oh sweet Jesus, look at those nice, big curvy horns. Resisting urge to go eeeeeee.]

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[formida8le]

[Wow, okay, that was an embarrassing face she just made UHHHHHHHH she coughs and drops the communicator "accidentally". Oops! She is so clumsy if only there were a nice young man to pick it up for her sexily. She picks it up and flips her hair to exaggerate her plight.]

Human hands get so sweaty! What, do you guys bring multiple towels around to clean up all this perspiration???

And yeah, pfft. You look ridiculous, John! Being a troll doesn't suit you.

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[howiehorns]

Yeah, sometimes they do that. It's kind of annoying but...no I can't say that we carry extra towels around? We just kinda wipe our hands off on our pants when that happens.

[Completely missing what sweaty hands implies here...]

What, no! I look awesome, it suits me just fine.

[Except for the glitter.]

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[formida8le]

Ew. You humans are gross.

John, unlike some of us here... [HAIRFLIP!!!] We can't look good all the time. It's okay.