i wrote this about my bestfriend leda when i was 13 yrs old.
Who is Leda? And what makes her a whore? These are the questions that we face daily in the world. Young children, and their parents fear her. Leda Michelle Westlake, a 15 year old, didn't start off like this--well. Frankly. I don't know how she started off. We talked to her mom, who replied, "Leda was actually born with both a guy, and girl counter parts. I don't know why..(crying)", I soon, later, talked with her Dad, who says, and I quote, "Just......please. Go away. Leda is a shame to our family............". I also had a recent talk with her two brothers:
Allen: Leda's a gay fag.
Alex: Yeah....honk honk.
Allen: GAY GIRL, GAY GIRL.
Alex:...Yeah...Dahahahahaha.
See? Even her own family disgraces her. It's a damn darn sad shame. Sometimes, I wonder myself, why is Leda the way she is? How can such a gay lezbeeyond/faggerist herself be this way. After countless times of touching, and molesting children.
Proof?
I shall show:
Today on fox 5 news. The #1StankHeffaLesbanon Leda was found taking photoshoots of young little girls naked. She said she only did if for other people, but, she lied. She took'im so she could masturbate to them later. Soon, in the process, we came to find out, that Leda Michelle Westlake is actually a guy, named, Morgan Listerine Joseph Geokfikaj--We really don't know how to pronounce her name. Then, after doing researches, we came to believe that Leda--Or should I say, MORGAN.. is also the pedophile of FK, who continuously comes there for little boys, and girls. We warn you to watch out for this PERVERT. She also keeps a world wide collection of STRAP-ONS. So, if you see him/her/it/whatever, please, call us at, 1-800-I'm-scared-of-lesbanons-such-as-the-it-Leda/Morgan. Thank you.
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An Interview with Leda Michelle Westlake:
News Reporter: So..Tell me, Ms.Westlake, what do you have to say about taking photos of the young girls?
Leda:...Well......I just loved their little bodies..I would've done boys, but, seeing Morgan naked is just enough for me.
Reporter:...Well, I just have to ask, why did you do such a thing?
Leda:...Hm..As I said before..I liked their bodies..And..I masturbate to'em..I just think their little asses are sexy to me. I can't help it that I'm a pedophile.
Reporter:..Is it true that you're an.."It"?...
Leda:..Unfortunately, yes, it is. I was born this way. Which caused me to have a female/male counter partner. And, have different names.
Reporter:..Hm....Leda...I just have ONE last question..
Leda:..Ask away...
Reporter: Are you truly a lesbian/homosexual?
Leda:...I forbid to answer that question. I'm sorry..
Reporter: Alright. Guess it's true then. No further questions.
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ATLANTA'S NEWS, MONDAY 22, 2002, SECTION E:
Leda Michelle Westlake, formally known as the he/she/it/whatever. The daughter of Scot (Who couldn't afford a second T) Westlake. The sister of Allen, and 2 other big headed brothers. And, the pet owner of a stupid ass cat named Ra. Also, the lover of Morgasm, the whore of FK--___, and, the #2nd ho/pedophile of FK. Leda, an old pervert, age 125209429--Yes, it's quite ancient. She's been reported 5693 times about the same thing--Taking photoshoots of young children.. How long must we suffer for this hoebag to get off the streets, and stop messing with our children?! Lisa Hejal---A mother of one of the children said, "I really trusted Leda. It was my bestfriend, but, then, she just turned on me. She started askin' for my child all the time. I never understood why, until now. She's becoming an R. Kelly.", For all of you who don't know what R. Kelly is, well, he's a Chesta Molesta. Maybe, Leda's partner in crime. Or--Maybe, Leda was in the video where he urinated on it's face. I think this is why it's face is so fuckin' deformed. Morgan commented, and said this to us, "Though Leda has caught aids, I still love her. Though I hafta wear more condoms than ever, and I have to wrap a rubber band around it, cos my penis is so small--But Leda loves it.", Jas commented too, but, she only wanted us to say this,--"I hate her. And I'm a whore. And I cheated, sorry."--Well, we'll have more updates next Monday. Just beware of Leda.
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Today, on 11 Alive, we've just found out about the GayLedaWestNileVirus. Please, please, watch out for your poor little children, and, for yourselves. If you're bitten with this deadly disease, you could turn gay, turn intoan it, or, worse....................Be a whore, and have Jasititis/Lisatinitis, which causes you to be ugly, and causes you not to be able to spell, such as, "afjdafikaujzs;IU!hdjahnfol!kufjankfuhjnaujd". We recommend that you use a repelent called, "GayAssLedaBegone", only, 8.23, but, for a special price, you can get it for 2.33--Well, we're gunna stop this update because....WE JUST SAW THE ACTUALLY LEDA COME IN, AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKIN' LIVESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
There's your proof. Makes you wonder, huh?
After dating gay men time after time, we tried to get a real interview. When we arrived at her house, we found her having gay sex with 2 victims. Both victims said that she forced them to rape her in the ass. Allegedly...we pondered..why?..why would she do this?..Then, we realized, why wouldn't she? She's a whore fucker dicksucker upper. BUT. We didn't let that confuse us with the possibilities of her doing other cruel, and disgusting little things. Such as..
Child molesting.
Fondling.
Spanking.
Raping.
Fucking.
Fagging.
Whoring.
Bitching.
Sucking.
Licking.
And other gruesome things. It makes me want to vomit to talk about such absurd, and trivial things. God. She denied all of these things, but we warn you, don't let her fool you. Seeing as to how she raped little Billy. Poor, little BillyMcJo was walking home from school, chewing on his fork, when >SHIZZAM! BAM!<..Leda caught him..We later, found him on the ground, naked, and torn emotinally, physically, and mentally. When he recovered after 8 long, and dreadful years, we asked him what happened, and he died......Doctors said it was from some unknown disease. Worse than AIDS..Poor BillyMcJo. Other children are now in the hospital, having doctors constantly working upon them to help their poor, innocence. GODDAMN YOU LEDA. WE SHALL GET YOU.
We talked to parents, asking them how did they feel. They all answered, "Whore", "RAPIST", "GAY GIRL, GAY GIRL", "..Yeah...honk honk". (Sighing) Well. This is all. Until next time. I'm signing out with the helpful, heeding words..:
Watch out. She could be behind you...
Allen: Leda's a gay fag.
Alex: Yeah....honk honk.
Allen: GAY GIRL, GAY GIRL.
Alex:...Yeah...Dahahahahaha.
See? Even her own family disgraces her. It's a damn darn sad shame. Sometimes, I wonder myself, why is Leda the way she is? How can such a gay lezbeeyond/faggerist herself be this way. After countless times of touching, and molesting children.
Proof?
I shall show:
Today on fox 5 news. The #1StankHeffaLesbanon Leda was found taking photoshoots of young little girls naked. She said she only did if for other people, but, she lied. She took'im so she could masturbate to them later. Soon, in the process, we came to find out, that Leda Michelle Westlake is actually a guy, named, Morgan Listerine Joseph Geokfikaj--We really don't know how to pronounce her name. Then, after doing researches, we came to believe that Leda--Or should I say, MORGAN.. is also the pedophile of FK, who continuously comes there for little boys, and girls. We warn you to watch out for this PERVERT. She also keeps a world wide collection of STRAP-ONS. So, if you see him/her/it/whatever, please, call us at, 1-800-I'm-scared-of-lesbanons-such-as-the-it-Leda/Morgan. Thank you.
--
An Interview with Leda Michelle Westlake:
News Reporter: So..Tell me, Ms.Westlake, what do you have to say about taking photos of the young girls?
Leda:...Well......I just loved their little bodies..I would've done boys, but, seeing Morgan naked is just enough for me.
Reporter:...Well, I just have to ask, why did you do such a thing?
Leda:...Hm..As I said before..I liked their bodies..And..I masturbate to'em..I just think their little asses are sexy to me. I can't help it that I'm a pedophile.
Reporter:..Is it true that you're an.."It"?...
Leda:..Unfortunately, yes, it is. I was born this way. Which caused me to have a female/male counter partner. And, have different names.
Reporter:..Hm....Leda...I just have ONE last question..
Leda:..Ask away...
Reporter: Are you truly a lesbian/homosexual?
Leda:...I forbid to answer that question. I'm sorry..
Reporter: Alright. Guess it's true then. No further questions.
--
ATLANTA'S NEWS, MONDAY 22, 2002, SECTION E:
Leda Michelle Westlake, formally known as the he/she/it/whatever. The daughter of Scot (Who couldn't afford a second T) Westlake. The sister of Allen, and 2 other big headed brothers. And, the pet owner of a stupid ass cat named Ra. Also, the lover of Morgasm, the whore of FK--___, and, the #2nd ho/pedophile of FK. Leda, an old pervert, age 125209429--Yes, it's quite ancient. She's been reported 5693 times about the same thing--Taking photoshoots of young children.. How long must we suffer for this hoebag to get off the streets, and stop messing with our children?! Lisa Hejal---A mother of one of the children said, "I really trusted Leda. It was my bestfriend, but, then, she just turned on me. She started askin' for my child all the time. I never understood why, until now. She's becoming an R. Kelly.", For all of you who don't know what R. Kelly is, well, he's a Chesta Molesta. Maybe, Leda's partner in crime. Or--Maybe, Leda was in the video where he urinated on it's face. I think this is why it's face is so fuckin' deformed. Morgan commented, and said this to us, "Though Leda has caught aids, I still love her. Though I hafta wear more condoms than ever, and I have to wrap a rubber band around it, cos my penis is so small--But Leda loves it.", Jas commented too, but, she only wanted us to say this,--"I hate her. And I'm a whore. And I cheated, sorry."--Well, we'll have more updates next Monday. Just beware of Leda.
--
Today, on 11 Alive, we've just found out about the GayLedaWestNileVirus. Please, please, watch out for your poor little children, and, for yourselves. If you're bitten with this deadly disease, you could turn gay, turn intoan it, or, worse....................Be a whore, and have Jasititis/Lisatinitis, which causes you to be ugly, and causes you not to be able to spell, such as, "afjdafikaujzs;IU!hdjahnfol!kufjankfuhjnaujd". We recommend that you use a repelent called, "GayAssLedaBegone", only, 8.23, but, for a special price, you can get it for 2.33--Well, we're gunna stop this update because....WE JUST SAW THE ACTUALLY LEDA COME IN, AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKIN' LIVESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
There's your proof. Makes you wonder, huh?
After dating gay men time after time, we tried to get a real interview. When we arrived at her house, we found her having gay sex with 2 victims. Both victims said that she forced them to rape her in the ass. Allegedly...we pondered..why?..why would she do this?..Then, we realized, why wouldn't she? She's a whore fucker dicksucker upper. BUT. We didn't let that confuse us with the possibilities of her doing other cruel, and disgusting little things. Such as..
Child molesting.
Fondling.
Spanking.
Raping.
Fucking.
Fagging.
Whoring.
Bitching.
Sucking.
Licking.
And other gruesome things. It makes me want to vomit to talk about such absurd, and trivial things. God. She denied all of these things, but we warn you, don't let her fool you. Seeing as to how she raped little Billy. Poor, little BillyMcJo was walking home from school, chewing on his fork, when >SHIZZAM! BAM!<..Leda caught him..We later, found him on the ground, naked, and torn emotinally, physically, and mentally. When he recovered after 8 long, and dreadful years, we asked him what happened, and he died......Doctors said it was from some unknown disease. Worse than AIDS..Poor BillyMcJo. Other children are now in the hospital, having doctors constantly working upon them to help their poor, innocence. GODDAMN YOU LEDA. WE SHALL GET YOU.
We talked to parents, asking them how did they feel. They all answered, "Whore", "RAPIST", "GAY GIRL, GAY GIRL", "..Yeah...honk honk". (Sighing) Well. This is all. Until next time. I'm signing out with the helpful, heeding words..:
Watch out. She could be behind you...