The Water of Peoria is Beyond Subpar
It is not just my opinion...it is fact.
The proof I hold?
1- Peoria water gives you kidney stones...happened to my professor after moving here and happens to 2000 dogs per year (reported cases) here versus 2 dogs per year (reported cases) where she used to live...can we say creepy?
2- Peoria water makes your skin break out...ridiculously much...I have the worst complexion during the school year...and it happens to others as well.
3- Peoria water makes your hair feel greasy...just ask Beth. It took her a while after transferring here to realize that yes, she was rinsing her hair well enough in the shower...its the water that makes it feel like there is still product in it.
4- Peoria water leaves white residue...everywhere! Dishes, towels, pitchers, sinks...you name it, you will know if Peoria water has touched it!
4.5 - Peoria water irritates my snug piercing and makes it grossly swollen. (4.5 because this is an addendum that I was reminded of when I got in the shower the next morning after writing this entry)
5- Peoria water is not suited for showering. Yes, one must shower with it when living in Peoria...but it is far from ideal. Why? When you take a shower...it is meant to become clean...not to feel as though you have a layer of slime left on your body from said showering experience.
6- Peoria water smells bad.
7- Peoria water tastes bad.
8- Peoria water will eat your babies!
Ok, so maybe number 8 was slightly exaggerated...but the rest...all true....
Has chitown suburbia spoiled me? Perhaps.
The proof I hold?
1- Peoria water gives you kidney stones...happened to my professor after moving here and happens to 2000 dogs per year (reported cases) here versus 2 dogs per year (reported cases) where she used to live...can we say creepy?
2- Peoria water makes your skin break out...ridiculously much...I have the worst complexion during the school year...and it happens to others as well.
3- Peoria water makes your hair feel greasy...just ask Beth. It took her a while after transferring here to realize that yes, she was rinsing her hair well enough in the shower...its the water that makes it feel like there is still product in it.
4- Peoria water leaves white residue...everywhere! Dishes, towels, pitchers, sinks...you name it, you will know if Peoria water has touched it!
4.5 - Peoria water irritates my snug piercing and makes it grossly swollen. (4.5 because this is an addendum that I was reminded of when I got in the shower the next morning after writing this entry)
5- Peoria water is not suited for showering. Yes, one must shower with it when living in Peoria...but it is far from ideal. Why? When you take a shower...it is meant to become clean...not to feel as though you have a layer of slime left on your body from said showering experience.
6- Peoria water smells bad.
7- Peoria water tastes bad.
8- Peoria water will eat your babies!
Ok, so maybe number 8 was slightly exaggerated...but the rest...all true....
Has chitown suburbia spoiled me? Perhaps.