[vvideo ♒ 04 ] a public servvice announcement

Jul 06, 2011 16:37

[Hey, sup sup Somarium, I'm sure with the flooding and the ruins and all of you working so hard to fix everything that was damaged, the last thing you need is the face of a troll kid clogging your Dreamberries. One that has a particularly proud smile, showing off his very shark like teeth.]Ingrates a Somarium, I feel I need to make an announcement ( Read more... )

eridan is the best at romance, eridan is the most mature, sup somarium have a huge tool, karkat is his back off, dont mess with eridan, i got a kismesis neener neener neener

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video ; clonezart July 8 2011, 23:54:41 UTC
I don't have any pitch feelings for him.

[sneering a little]

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video ; forevveraglub July 9 2011, 00:09:35 UTC
For... him? So, you hawe pitch feelin's for someone else?

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video ; clonezart July 9 2011, 00:10:11 UTC
I wouldn't classify them as such.

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video ; forevveraglub July 9 2011, 00:17:58 UTC
Then... what you classify them as?

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video ; clonezart July 9 2011, 00:21:34 UTC
[There's a brief moment of consideration before he looks away. hmph!]

Nothing! He is nothing. How could I have feelings at all for nothing?

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video ; forevveraglub July 9 2011, 00:24:47 UTC
I think there is somethin' more, so what is it? Don't be afraid to talk about it, we're clones after all. Don't we got some understandin' between us? So go on and tell me about it.

[Hey, Eridan is doing something rare here, he's offering to listen for once.]

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video ; clonezart July 9 2011, 00:27:04 UTC
[Mozart does not open up. Ever.]

Humans are nothing. There is nothing to talk about.

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video ; forevveraglub July 9 2011, 00:44:25 UTC
[have an annoyed look, just 4 u]

Hey, just so you know, the particular troll I'm in a riwalry with is rather fuckin' despicable, somethin' I hate more than anythin'--which is the point. He's a gutterblood, a mutant, a mistake of a existence. You hate humans, much like I hate land dwellin' lowbloods, ewen if they're suppose to be nothin', sometimes those below you can entice such fuckin' emotions. So, you can try and be fuckin' stubborn about this, or you can admit your obsidian feelin's.

[CASUAL SHRUG.]

Either way, doesn't matter to me. If you want to giwe up a potential quadrant filler, be my guest, I don't giwe a fuck. Just, don't waste opportunities, you won't always fuckin' hawe them.

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video ; clonezart July 9 2011, 00:58:35 UTC
[HE... HE IS SERIOUSLY CONCERNED FOR YOU BRO.]

How can you accept feelings for trash so easily?

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video ; forevveraglub July 9 2011, 04:12:42 UTC
[There's nothing to be concerned of! :D He's following his cardiovascular organ!]

I'm not acceptin' them, I'm demandin' them as my right, since he belongs to me. Merely takin' what's mine. Peasants and the like owe me this much, and bein' as wile as HE is? Yeah, he's fuckin' lucky I don't cull him. If anythin' my own black feelin's are why he's still aliwe.

[Which is a bunch of bullshit, but whatever helps Eridan sleep amirite?]

If you hawe feelin's a hate like this, feelin's that run so fuckin' deep it pulls at your wery fuckin' soul? Don't deny yourself the chance to hawe a kismesis, because howewer foul and filthy they are? That repugnance? Will merely fan the flames a your riwalry, the relationship will probably be selfsustainin'.

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video ; clonezart July 9 2011, 22:46:31 UTC
[Oh. That first part...actually makes a lot of sense. He's still not convinced about the second part, though.]

These troll quadrants apply to clones as well? I've never heard of such a thing.

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video ; forevveraglub July 10 2011, 02:30:16 UTC
[He thinks this over a bit, because this IS definitely a troll thing and he IS convinced that humans don't exactly got it in them to hate as passionately as a troll--but, if these feelings were for another human, well a cloned human hating another humn anyways... Surely it COULD work?]

Well, these are troll quadrants, but I don't see why they couldn't apply to you as well. Earth Human romance is bland and borin' anyways, so why not try somethin' that's better than it? I don't see why this couldn't work for you after all. Especially if you'we got the feelin's for it.

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video ; clonezart July 10 2011, 09:14:45 UTC
[It's not like romance was encouraged at his school or that he had any experience in it. Curiosity? Yes. But Mozart convinced himself the only one he should yearn for was Constanze, who hadn't been cloned. His original was a womanizer so he thought it fitting to welcome the company of any woman but this... This was different. For one, this person was a man. And two, his feelings were unmistakenly of the purest hatred.]

I must confess I don't think it's attraction. There's something about him that I find so detestable that I can't help but notice what a complete failure he is. It's annoying, like a bug that's too loud to be ignored.

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