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[vvideo ♒ 04 ] a public servvice announcement

Jul 06, 2011 16:37

[Hey, sup sup Somarium, I'm sure with the flooding and the ruins and all of you working so hard to fix everything that was damaged, the last thing you need is the face of a troll kid clogging your Dreamberries. One that has a particularly proud smile, showing off his very shark like teeth.]Ingrates a Somarium, I feel I need to make an announcement ( Read more... )

eridan is the best at romance, eridan is the most mature, sup somarium have a huge tool, karkat is his back off, dont mess with eridan, i got a kismesis neener neener neener

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[video] coolexec July 6 2011, 22:44:07 UTC

[Because Tony likes to have opinions on all the things...]

Are you on drugs?

[video] forevveraglub July 6 2011, 22:47:32 UTC

No. Why would you ewen think that?

[video] coolexec July 6 2011, 22:48:26 UTC

Did you actually hear yourself or did you just open your mouth and hope for the best?

[video] forevveraglub July 6 2011, 22:52:04 UTC

Yes I fuckin' heard myself just FINE. If it's ower the fact you pathetic humans cannot comprehend troll romance, don't bother talkin' to me. It's not my job to fill you in on how we do things, so just fuck off.

[video] coolexec July 7 2011, 08:59:06 UTC

[Sweet Jesus hang on for a moment while he laughs.]

That was romance?

[video] forevveraglub July 7 2011, 09:56:43 UTC

[Have some glaring while you're laughing, Mr. Stark.]

What the hell ELSE would it be? Oh that's right, you mindrottin'ly dumb ass humans don't know what blackrom is. If you're just here to blather on about your uncultured opinions, I will reiterate what I said before: FUCK OFF.

[video] coolexec July 7 2011, 16:41:35 UTC

No, no, I'm a man of the world - enlighten me about 'blackrom'. Might as well gain something from ... whatever it is that you are. Although you don't exactly have the right face for a troll.

[Tony's face? Totally the internet troll face right now.]

[video] forevveraglub July 7 2011, 20:26:19 UTC

I'm a fuckin' troll, from the planet Alternia. And I don't owe you any explanations, but if you NEED to fuckin' know, blackrom is romance based on hate.

[Eridan's face? Just all the glares man. So sad how he can be outtrolled by nontrolls sob]

[video] coolexec July 7 2011, 20:35:57 UTC

Alternia, I see. Explains the unbearable hipster vibes I'm getting. [He kids. Maybe. Honestly it's very debatable when he's being serious in any circumstance and this...troll is providing so much amusement right now.] So you have hate hookups. Do you do coventional romance or is that not edgy enough?

[video] forevveraglub July 7 2011, 20:46:06 UTC

[Have a narrowing of the eyes at those snide remarks.]

We actually hawe four different quadrants a romance. But I'm not the fuckin' expert on this shit, so if you think I'm gonna go in depth for all a them, forget it dirtscrapper.

[video] coolexec July 7 2011, 20:53:40 UTC

[Awww, why are things so cute when they're mad?]

You divide up your romance. Into quadrants. Is this some sort of sailor 'different girl in every port' thing?

[He needs a moment here so he doesn't start laughing because he might not be able to stop.]

Dirtscrapper? You have the shittiest insults and I've heard what the nine year olds call each other on the internet.

[video] forevveraglub July 7 2011, 20:56:29 UTC

[SNARLING.] Yes, you hawe a different partner for each, one quadrant there is actually a total a three, includin' yourself and--

--FUCK OFF HUMAN. Like I really care what some lowblooded, ingrate PINK STAR MONKEY has to say about my fuckin' INSULTS. Or what nine year olds say, whatewer a nine year old is. So just shut your fuckin' blow hole you scum suckin' piece a filth.

[video] coolexec July 7 2011, 21:22:39 UTC

So wait, there are three beings who would actually put up with you for any span of time beyond however long it takes them to get through a bowl of popcorn watching this show?

[Fuck, he needs to laugh because if you say pink star he thinks of starfish and Spongebob and jesus is this guy for real?]

A nine year old is a human child at nine years of age. Hardly the height of any sort of brainpower or sophistication. [Unless they're Tony.] Honestly, I think you could use a little yoga or something.

[video] forevveraglub July 7 2011, 21:27:23 UTC

Technically four, and yes, you stupid fuck, there are PLENTY a people who deal with me longer than this bloody metaphorical show you're blatherin' on about!

[Insert growling here.]

I don't know what a year is, obwiously a measurement a time, but it hardly means SHIT to me when I don't know the span in which it cowers. But if you're tryin' to insult me by puttin' me below your inferior race's wrigglers, than I suggest you clamp your protein chute shut, lest you want to deal with the wrath of a highblood.

And I don't know what yoga is, but I doubt I could use it.

[video] coolexec July 7 2011, 21:35:51 UTC

Are you paying them?

[Any reaction is just making it worse but there's no Pepper or Rhodey here to explain this to anyone.]

Wait...you're bitching me out and you don't know what a year is? Is highblood royalty? Shall I practice my curtsey for you your trollingness?

Yoga is totally you. You could be all smug and superior whilst being supple and flexible and everyone needs a little zen in their life.

[video] forevveraglub July 7 2011, 21:41:37 UTC

No! Fuck you! Like you hawe ANY room to talk! You're as insufferable as they fuckin' come, douchebag!

[This is such a train wreck why is this so beautiful?]

I'm not from Earth, idiot, our measurements a time is in SOLAR SWEEPS, not years! How am I suppose to know what it is? Yes, I am fuckin' royalty, I'm a prince. So you best learn some respect, underling!

I don't ewen know what zen is! What the fuck does this yoga ewen consist of?

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