[vvideo ♒ 04 ] a public servvice announcement
[Hey, sup sup Somarium, I'm sure with the flooding and the ruins and all of you working so hard to fix everything that was damaged, the last thing you need is the face of a troll kid clogging your Dreamberries. One that has a particularly proud smile, showing off his very shark like teeth.]Ingrates a Somarium, I feel I need to make an announcement
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I don't even get half of what you said, but if you think you can own someone, you're wrong. People belong only to themselves!
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If you don't understand what's bein' said, then don't come in here blatherin' nonsense, because you just made yourself look fuckin' STUPID. Kar is mine, whether you like it or not, so deal with it you idealistic pansy.
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[Lloyd all but growls.] I understood enough. You can't own people. People are free the moment they're born! Even if they're slaves, their souls are still theirs! It's still their decision how they think and feel!
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[Eridan snorts!] Hawe you ewer been in a relationship before? Let alone, one a caliginous intent? If not, sawe yourself the embarrassment and shut up now.
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[Lloyd is all ready and fired up to snap back an argument, but... stumbles. Mentally. He frowns and glares suspiciously at Eridan.]
...what's cali... college-inous mean?
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[have some laughing at your ignorance, Lloyd. Eridan is definitely the king of politeness.]
Oh, you humans and your stupidity, I guess I'll explain it, feel grateful! It's a romantic relationship or feelin's based on extreme hatred and deep loathin', like fated fuckin' riwals, but you know, you kiss and stuff too! It's basically the best.
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[What. No, seriously, what? Lloyd can be pretty clueless when it comes to relationships in general, but even he knows there's something horribly wrong with that.]
That doesn't even make sense! Nobody likes kissing someone they hate. If you hate them, you avoid them. At least like that!
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It makes ALL the sense, you humans are just obwiously stupid. Why would you awoid them when you want to be what causes the misery in their life? I mean, come on, with that much black feelin's towards them, you gotta let it out in the most romantic sense ewer! You can't just sit around lettin' that shit bottle up when you're the one who is fated to be the pain in their wery existence! And hatekissin' the best! Don't knock it till you'we tried it!
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[Lloyd is now imagining kissing all the people he has hated and-]
EW! There's no way that's ever going to happen! Ugh, that's just sick! If people kissed just because they hate each other, then I'd be kissing you and- [Kissing Eridan. HURK.] No way. There's NO WAY! That's not the way things work!
Besides, you shouldn't want to cause people misery anyway!
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Oh, well then, Redscarf, I had no idea you felt that way about me. But, it doesn't work that way, you only hawe one kismesis! Kar has snatch me up out a your loathin', black-seeded claws, so sorry to disappoint!
And yes you should, if you hate someone, you should make them know it. Make them feel your intense feelin's! Make them feel your wery PASSION.
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[SUCH HATE-FILLED, PASSIONATE WORDS!]
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Redscarf, why'd you keep such feelin's from me? I had no idea you felt such strong balck feelin's for me! Had I not snagged Kar, you'd probably make a good riwal, but alas, I'm still taken and no amount a hateflirtin' will change it. As for Kan, you leawe her and my relationship outta this, our moirallegiance is none a your business, rube.
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I'm not hateflirting! I don't want you as a rival or boyfriend or anything! You're a jerk and I don't want to have anything to do with you except you keep saying things that are wrong! [Lloyd's angry shouting raises a notch.] And if you don't want me talking about your morals, then stop being a bastard and don't make announcements like this!
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You can deny this all you want, but you're contradictin' yourself! The wery fact you're tryin' to prowe me wrong, tryin' to oppose me, how can you say what you're feelin' isn't black? It's so OBWIOUS!
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I didn't say MORALS, I said MOIRALLEGIANCE. Kan and I are MOIRAILS, another kind a troll romance, please try and keep up.
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