Addison Legacy 3.4/4.0
In our last episode: Vida's two kids, Gideon and Greta, grow up to be big and strong...and moved on to the University bin. Nolan, Vida's husband, is abducted and produces his alien spawn, Gin, who is ADORABLE. The family is constantly spontaneously combusting into flames. Finally, after many, many brushes with death, Crazy Aunt Nessa and Nova go to meet their maker. The family adopts a couple of kitties. Ratna, Nessa's husband, recovers from widowhood and brings Rosa into the fold. She gives birth to a son, Brenton. Vida, Autumn, Nolan and Ratna all age up to elders. And there was an heir poll.
It isn't an Addison Legacy if someone is not set aflame for no reason whatsoever. Ratna survived.
Gin has had enough of this flim-flammery and moves off to university.
Because I'm addicted to downloading houses, I move the family to a new location. I am also hoping the new house will be less buggy and not so...flamey for the family. It is a gorgeous house "Jersey Shore" at MTS2 but the house was difficult to navigate with so many sims and pets.
Brenton ages to teen...but I forgot to to take a picture of him. :(
KITTY! So, Roux and Twinkie (bought at the pet store) have kittens. Their names: Jazz, Julip, Jinx and Jam.
Death: "Old pussy has got to go!"
Old Cat: "Are you fucking kidding me? I'm trying to die with dignity."
Death: "Well, you aren't a pile of ash so...I say you've done better than most of this lot."
Old Cat: "Can we go now? I've got a field of catnip in Kitty-Heaven to roll around in."
Nothing to see here...move on.
The family adopts a tiny black dog named Scout. He smells and pisses on everything. Kind of like my Pop-Pop.
The kittens grew up: Here's Jinx.
Julip.
Jazz. I'm missing a picture of Jam...but it doesn't matter because Jazz and Jinx stay while Julip and Jam go to "Ye Ol' Animal Pound."
Nolan kicks the bucket.
Death: No see here...that grain of sand there...
Nolan: Yeah.
Death: It's a totally different color than the rest.
Nolan: I don't see it.
Death: Really? I totally can tell.
Nolan: I am color blind.
Death: Man, why did you fucking say so. Wasting my time. Shit. I'm just gonna hafta kill you.
Nolan: Right-o.
END GENERATION THREE...LET US CHECK ON THE HEIR AT COLLEGE...
Greta won the heir poll. Yay! Here she is post make-over.
Here's the dorm...look familiar? Yeah, its the dorm her mother went to and watched as one dormie after another died from spontaneous combustion. Nothing has changed at the dorm...and honestly, its creepy.
Girl Dormie: HOLY SHIT! What's with all the graves.
Boy Dormie: Damn, this dorm is possessed.
It's like the haunting at La Fiesta Tech or something.
Greta: Um, what's with the graves.
Leather Jacket: You're next sister.
Greta: "Dear LJ: This dorm is full of lame and very creepy. The dormies are the same dormies my mother knew. There are puddles from 18 year old water balloon fights. And OMGz a bigillion graves."
Gin moves in to keep Greta company and decrease the creepiness levels a smidge.
Greta works a ton of jobs to try and raise enough money to move out of the dorm and into her own place.
Greta: *Sigh* Would you like foam with that?
Blonde Boy: Only if it's your "foam number." Get it?
Greta: *Sigh*
Greta rocks it Lohan style on the mixing board.
*wicka wicka wicka*
Yay! Enough money raised, Gin and Greta move into their bachlorette pad! Now to find boyfriends!
Now for the inaugural puddle jump!
Potential boyfriend Number One: Felix. He's got a hipster look about him.
Potential boyfriend Number Two: Chris.
Even Gin finds herself a sweet, blond hottie.
BACHLORETTE PAD SPAM! Check out the hot digs!
View from front.
Closer look at living room. (I'm happy with my cluttering job.)
Bedroom of awesome.
And the kitchen...*HEADESK*
Greta: MY HASH BROWNIES! NOOOOOOOOO!
Greta goes on a date with boyfriend #2...Chris.
KARAOKE PICSPAM!
She either is singing with soul...or she's farting. I can't tell.
A fond look of affection...
OR
You decide.
The date ended...Chris left and the bitch kept on singing.
(INSERT ANNOYING OVER SUNG KARAOKE SONG HERE)
RESULTS! Chris leaves this massive fountain after the "dream date."
Gin and her boyfriend seem to be getting friendly.
Greta gets to know boyfriend #1, Felix.
Felix: "And I totally shat a golden twinkie!"
Greta: *chokes on coffee*
Felix: Nah, I just shat a whole twinkie.
Greta: *tries to find nearest exit*
Townie: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
So this BIATCH shows up and totally steals Gin's Japanese wall hanging and the fountain. GUH!
Out of boredom...Greta buys a parrot: Skittles. He's mostly neglected, sad to say.
Random boyfriend #3 provides the usual "you're hot" line.
Kinky conversations proceed.
Awwww....so sweet.
Greta meets this hunk and goes on a date with him.
GET INTO MY LEGACY! He's a sim from pixel_trade made by lemon_lime35.
Overwhelmed with anxiety, Greta runs to bathroom to check herself out.
Teeth...check.
Chin hair...check.
Hand stank...check.
"How not to impress your date" by Greta Addison.
Greta: Mind driving it in me like a school bus.
Boyfriend #4: What the hell?
Hey! It's my sim, Sasha Colbe! Lookin' hot Sasha!
The date ends well...if you catch my drift. *wink wink*
Yet another date, this time with Boyfriend #3 who sort of looks like Greta's grandfather.
Awwww...happy sim is happy! She's so cute.
RESULTS!
Now...who in this picture...thought it was a good idea...to screw around in the hot tub during the lightening storm.
I'm looking at you Greta.
What is the plural form for a group of dorks?
Dorki? A Nerdle? Is this joke even working?
Greta: Ever get that "flowers growing from my vah-jay-jay" feeling?
O___o There are clinics for those kinds of problems you know.
GRADUATION! Finally! Hurrah! Gin got a degree in physics and Greta a degree in Philosophy.
WTF! *HEADESK* x Infinity!!! A damn dormie dies from spontaneous combustion! OF COURSE!
WILL THE ADDISON CURSE OF FIRE CONTINUE????
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